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It was a normal Saturday at Zabeth's house. And by normal I mean that Zabeth was busy skankin it up in her front yard, hoping Wes Borland would pass by. Zoe was running around the yard singing "Bye, Bye, Bye" and ripping her hair out. Jimmi was inside in the bathroom for what seemed like a very long time. And Orbitz had just climbed onto the roof of Zabeth's two story house with his skateboard.
"HEY ZABETH!" Orbitz yelled, waving his arms frantically.
"WHAT?" Zabeth snapped, pulling her skirt up another inch.
"Bye, bye, bye GAWD!" Zoe screamed as she ran into a tree and temporarily knocked herself out.
"Watch me, Zabeth, watch me, Zabeth!" Orbitz screamed. "I'm going to do a 360 off of your roof!"
"That's nice," she replied, fluffing her hair.
"Are you watching?"
"YES, just hurry up!"
"Okay, okay here I go---" Orbitz got on his skateboard and started down the roof. He flew off and was trying to turn in midair but he ended up falling right on top of Zoe.
"Did you see that?" Orbitz asked as his favorite skateboard fell from the tree it got stuck in and broke.
"Yeah I saw it," Zabeth replied boredly. "Where is a fine piece of ass I can chase?"
Orbitz sighed sadly and moved as Zoe twitched underneath him.
Just then, Jimmi came out of the house. His orange hair was now a reddish brownish making him look exactly like Joey Fatone.
"Like it babe?" he asked Zoe who had just stood up. "See what a little dye will do?" He waved a bottle of hair dye in front of her.
"OH MY GAWD YOU ARE SO HOT!!! AHHHH!!!" Zoe grabbed the hair dye and started chugging it down.
"Zoe, that's poison! How many times do I have to tell you..." Jimmi trailed off. "Zabeth, can you call an ambulence?"
"Fine!" In a few minutes the ambulence arrived. Zoe was pulled on a stretcher, Jimmi going by her side.
"Oh my God, hot paramedics!" screamed Zabeth and jumped in the ambulence with them, leaving Orbitz alone with a broken skateboard. Just then a flying monkey came down the block...
It was a normal Saturday at Zabeth's house. And by normal I mean that Zabeth was busy skankin it up in her front yard, hoping Wes Borland would pass by. Zoe was running around the yard singing "Bye, Bye, Bye" and ripping her hair out. Jimmi was inside in the bathroom for what seemed like a very long time. And Orbitz had just climbed onto the roof of Zabeth's two story house with his skateboard.
"HEY ZABETH!" Orbitz yelled, waving his arms frantically.
"WHAT?" Zabeth snapped, pulling her skirt up another inch.
"Bye, bye, bye GAWD!" Zoe screamed as she ran into a tree and temporarily knocked herself out.
"Watch me, Zabeth, watch me, Zabeth!" Orbitz screamed. "I'm going to do a 360 off of your roof!"
"That's nice," she replied, fluffing her hair.
"Are you watching?"
"YES, just hurry up!"
"Okay, okay here I go---" Orbitz got on his skateboard and started down the roof. He flew off and was trying to turn in midair but he ended up falling right on top of Zoe.
"Did you see that?" Orbitz asked as his favorite skateboard fell from the tree it got stuck in and broke.
"Yeah I saw it," Zabeth replied boredly. "Where is a fine piece of ass I can chase?"
Orbitz sighed sadly and moved as Zoe twitched underneath him.
Just then, Jimmi came out of the house. His orange hair was now a reddish brownish making him look exactly like Joey Fatone.
"Like it babe?" he asked Zoe who had just stood up. "See what a little dye will do?" He waved a bottle of hair dye in front of her.
"OH MY GAWD YOU ARE SO HOT!!! AHHHH!!!" Zoe grabbed the hair dye and started chugging it down.
"Zoe, that's poison! How many times do I have to tell you..." Jimmi trailed off. "Zabeth, can you call an ambulence?"
"Fine!" In a few minutes the ambulence arrived. Zoe was pulled on a stretcher, Jimmi going by her side.
"Oh my God, hot paramedics!" screamed Zabeth and jumped in the ambulence with them, leaving Orbitz alone with a broken skateboard. Just then a flying monkey came down the block...
