(** i dont own Nintendo or Pokemon People.**)
(leave if your gonna be offended by the Ash Kechum Bashing..,)
Ash's Urinating Problems
**Today, Ash Misty Pikachu and the drugged-head we all know and hate, TRACY is walking up the hill. **
Ash: **pisssssss** ah.
Misty: Ash what are you ah-ing about?
Ash: ^_^; huh who me oh no I didn't do anything. . ^_^'''
Misty: (to herself) **sigh** stupid arsetray….
Tracy: **sniff sniff**Whats that smell?
Misty: DID ANYONE ASK YOU TO SPEAK BI*CH??? **Sniff**…. Um for the FIRST in your whole darned life you got a point.
Ash: what smell?
Misty: it smells like pee.
Tracy: D A N G
Misty Pikachu and Tracy looks behind, only to find a trail of water (piss) following Them
Tracy: not mine.
Misty: not mine ether.
**Tracy and misty looks at each other in shock…Then looks at Ash's Pants**
Misty: O_O!!
Tracy: **gulp**
Misty, Pikachu, and Tracy just stands there while ash is moving
Ash: You all hadn't said a word…. Where are you?
Ash looks behind…seeing Misty, Pikachu and Tracy standing there
Ash: what are you guys waiting for? !
Misty: us? Oh nothing…
Ash: let's go!
Tracy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok…
**They walk to the left…Away from ash**
Ash: @_0 …hey were at a city let's go find the pokemon gym..
Misty: um don't we need to heal our pokemon?
Ash: okay Miss Drugged head
**They head to the Pokemon center while misty is smoking**
Nurse joy: welcome to our Pokemon Center…**sniff** hey what the ---
Ash: what's wrong?
Nurse joy: You smell like pee
Ash:!!
Cammiluna tells Ash from the chair she's sitting on: damn your pants are wet **points to the soggy pants**
Officer jenny: that's disguising
Ash: can I still heal my pokemon
Nurse joy and Officer jenny: NO!
Ash, Misty and Tracy heads to the pokemon Gym
Ash: **pisssssssssssssssssss** ahh…You Know…My Pokemon didn't need Healing…**pissss** I feel refreshed…
Misty: I feel sick.
Tracy: Ash you're disgusting.
Ash:?
Misty: he's right. CANT YOU JUST ADMIT YOUR URINATING PROBLEMS????
Ash: WHAT PROBLEMS? I JUST WANT A BADGE! GIVEME A BADGE!!
Misty: NOOOOOO!!!
Ash: GIVE ME A BADGE!!! **gets wet again**
**Officer jenny pulls up**
Officer jenny: you there **points to Ash** you are arrested for urinating problems and demanding badge but mostly the problems.
Ash: **running around** IWANTBADGECAUSEIHAVEURINATINGPROBLEMS!!
**Ash becomes Teddy Satoshi**
Teddy: I GOT PROBLEMS!!!!
Officer jenny: get in the car!
Teddy: I WANT A DAMN BADGE!!!!
Officer jenny: ill shoot!
**Teddy runs around peeing**
Officer jenny: damnit **shoots teddy**
**Teddy falls**
**Officer jenny puts teddy in the car.**
They drive away
Cammi, Misty, Pikachu and Tracy just stands there
Misty: are we ever gonna see ash again?
Cammi: Nope
Tracy: I think so..
**Cammi uses a chainsaw on Tracy**
-End-
(c)Chomperz 2001
(leave if your gonna be offended by the Ash Kechum Bashing..,)
Ash's Urinating Problems
**Today, Ash Misty Pikachu and the drugged-head we all know and hate, TRACY is walking up the hill. **
Ash: **pisssssss** ah.
Misty: Ash what are you ah-ing about?
Ash: ^_^; huh who me oh no I didn't do anything. . ^_^'''
Misty: (to herself) **sigh** stupid arsetray….
Tracy: **sniff sniff**Whats that smell?
Misty: DID ANYONE ASK YOU TO SPEAK BI*CH??? **Sniff**…. Um for the FIRST in your whole darned life you got a point.
Ash: what smell?
Misty: it smells like pee.
Tracy: D A N G
Misty Pikachu and Tracy looks behind, only to find a trail of water (piss) following Them
Tracy: not mine.
Misty: not mine ether.
**Tracy and misty looks at each other in shock…Then looks at Ash's Pants**
Misty: O_O!!
Tracy: **gulp**
Misty, Pikachu, and Tracy just stands there while ash is moving
Ash: You all hadn't said a word…. Where are you?
Ash looks behind…seeing Misty, Pikachu and Tracy standing there
Ash: what are you guys waiting for? !
Misty: us? Oh nothing…
Ash: let's go!
Tracy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok…
**They walk to the left…Away from ash**
Ash: @_0 …hey were at a city let's go find the pokemon gym..
Misty: um don't we need to heal our pokemon?
Ash: okay Miss Drugged head
**They head to the Pokemon center while misty is smoking**
Nurse joy: welcome to our Pokemon Center…**sniff** hey what the ---
Ash: what's wrong?
Nurse joy: You smell like pee
Ash:!!
Cammiluna tells Ash from the chair she's sitting on: damn your pants are wet **points to the soggy pants**
Officer jenny: that's disguising
Ash: can I still heal my pokemon
Nurse joy and Officer jenny: NO!
Ash, Misty and Tracy heads to the pokemon Gym
Ash: **pisssssssssssssssssss** ahh…You Know…My Pokemon didn't need Healing…**pissss** I feel refreshed…
Misty: I feel sick.
Tracy: Ash you're disgusting.
Ash:?
Misty: he's right. CANT YOU JUST ADMIT YOUR URINATING PROBLEMS????
Ash: WHAT PROBLEMS? I JUST WANT A BADGE! GIVEME A BADGE!!
Misty: NOOOOOO!!!
Ash: GIVE ME A BADGE!!! **gets wet again**
**Officer jenny pulls up**
Officer jenny: you there **points to Ash** you are arrested for urinating problems and demanding badge but mostly the problems.
Ash: **running around** IWANTBADGECAUSEIHAVEURINATINGPROBLEMS!!
**Ash becomes Teddy Satoshi**
Teddy: I GOT PROBLEMS!!!!
Officer jenny: get in the car!
Teddy: I WANT A DAMN BADGE!!!!
Officer jenny: ill shoot!
**Teddy runs around peeing**
Officer jenny: damnit **shoots teddy**
**Teddy falls**
**Officer jenny puts teddy in the car.**
They drive away
Cammi, Misty, Pikachu and Tracy just stands there
Misty: are we ever gonna see ash again?
Cammi: Nope
Tracy: I think so..
**Cammi uses a chainsaw on Tracy**
-End-
(c)Chomperz 2001
