Zabeth made her way across the room, searching for Wes. She had just seen him, but then he slipped away in the crowd. She NEEDED him, she WANTED him, she would HAVE him. Suddenly, she saw him emerge from the bathroom and she began to run towards him. Just then, she bumped into Orbitz.
"Move Orbitz!" she screamed, losing sight of Wes.
"But-"
"Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Zabeth, we need to talk," Orbitz said. He was a puny kid, but he used all his strength to pull her into the corner. They watched as Camber walked up to Wes Borland and wrapped her monkey arms around him.
"Dammit, Orbitz," Zabeth said, almost in tears. Orbitz had never seen her like this.
"HE'S MINE!" Camber cried from across the room, smooching Wes on the cheek. That did it. Zabeth burst into tears.
"Zabeth, don't cry," Orbitz said. He hadn't thought this was how things would work. "Please, what can I do to help? I don't want you to be sad."
"Will...will you help me get Wes?" Zabeth asked, wiping snot on her sleeve.
Orbitz bit his lip. He didn't want to defy Camber and he really wanted Zabeth for himself, but he couldn't see her like this. All he wanted was for her to be happy. He bit his lip and then smiled, trying to cheer Zabeth up. "Sure, Zabeth, I'll help you."
"Orbitz, you're the sweetest!" Zabeth said and for a moment it seemed like she had some compassion in her. Then she looked over towards Camber and Wes to see them making out on a couch and her tone changed to ice, "He's mine!" She charged across the room to where Wes was and pulled Camber off him.
"You bitch," Camber screamed and knocked Zabeth to the ground. Soon they were full out fighting.
"Uhhhh," Alea stopped singing and tried to calm the club down. "Come on now, girls, let's not fight. We can all be friends."
Orbitz tried to pull Camber off of Zabeth, but someone pulled him back. It was Amiya.
"Orbitz, I've been wanting to talk to you," she said in her sexiest voice.
"Uh, can we talk later?" Orbitz screamed over the people in the club, all who were yelling for either Zabeth or Camber. He watched as Laila held up a huge Post It note that said: KILL EACH OTHER!
"Nooo, we need to talk- NOW!" Amiya ordered, yanking Orbitz into the ladies' room. "You know," she said softly, "I've liked you for a really long time and I think we'd be really good together."
Orbitz didn't know what to think. He was about to protest, but then it occured to him- why should he? After all, Amiya was a head cheerleader. She was no Zabeth, but he could never have her.
"You know, Amiya," Orbitz replied. "I've liked you too." Just then, three girls fell out of a stall.
"Ow! Your boobs are crushing me!" Daisy complained to Lea who had fallen on top of her.
"I told you eavesdropping was like a major like stupid idea!" Sabrina exclaimed.
"Girls," Amiya growled. "We'll talk later." Daisy, Lea, and Sabrina hurried out, leaving Amiya and Orbitz alone. "Now where were we?" Amiya asked and Orbitz gulped. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

By now, everyone in Oz was watching Zabeth and Camber fight. Charlize and Venus were announcing while Alea tried to break things up and Laila tried to incite more craziness. Zabeth had a black eye, broken arm, and stubbed toe while Camber had a severed wing and bruised knee. Just then, Zabeth ripped off Camber's nail.
"AHHHH!!! YOU BROKE MY NAIL YOU DIRTY WHORE!" Camber screamed and everyone went silent. "Fine, you know what? Let's just let Wes decide who he wants!" Zabeth didn't argue, so everyone turned to face Wes.
"Sounds fair to me," he said, thrusting his hands in his pockets. "I pick-----"