Tortallan Weakest Link
Chapter 3 ~Round 2

Anne: Welcome back bitches and bastards! Voting over team, it's time to reveal who you think is the Weakest Link!

Thayet: I like totally though Kel was the weakest link because she didn't answer a single question right. Even the really simple ones! Like oh my gawdess, who wouldn't know that Tyra is a marshy country with merchants and whores?

Anne: You? Umm.. Hello inside there. Boy do you remind me of someone. Anybody seen the movies Legally Blonde or Clueless? Never mind. Thayet, you were the only one who actually answered a question, and you got it wrong. In fact, if I recall correctly, it was a question about Tyra.

Thayet: Ohya. Ummm.... I must have been thinking of something else. Never Mind.

Ozorne: I voted off Thayet. For obvious reasons. She's an airheaded bitch, and she actually WAS the weakest link. Plus, I hate all Tortallans anyway, and she was stupider than Kel.

Anne: I like you Ozorne. You're smarter than all these idiotic Tortallans. Are you available after the show tonight?

Ozorne: Sorry, Uusoae said I have to back by my curfew.

Anne: Oh well. Kel? What did you choose?

*Kel is still frozen with her nonexistant tail between her legs*

Anne: Okay then... We have a tie! Between Kel and Thayet. And the way we usually work with this is have the strongest link form the last round decide. But nobody actually got anything right, so I'll decide who I hate most... *the Jeopardy song plays as Anne scratches her head and whispers to the cameramen* Okay. That was the hardest decision of my life. *rolls her eyes*. Kel, with two votes. You are the Weakest Link! Goodbye! Now fuck off and don't come back.

*Kel still can't move so she is carted off by the show's helperboys.*

Anne: Thanks for watching The Weakest Link! Don't touch that dial! Because after these Godsdamned commercials, we'll find out who will take home the grand prize of 0 Golden Nobles!