All of Oz Nightclub was silent waiting for Wes Borland to choose between the ultimate skanks- Zabeth and Camber.
"I pick---" Just then Wes was cut off by a shrill scream from the back of the club.
"OH MY GAWD!!! ITS NSYNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Zoe, shattering glasses everywhere. People and flying monkeys turned to face the band NSYNC who were standing in the back entrance of Oz.
"Yo!" Justin Timberlake screamed. "Ya know, we was just stopping by to hang with our homeboy, Wes Borland! Man your mah dawg!"
"Did he just call me his dawg ?" Wes whispered to Alea, who nodded sadly. No one said anything for a moment until Jimmi spoke up.
"Uhhhh, Zoe? Are you okay?" he asked his girlfriend.
"Yeah," Zoe replied, leaning against the bar nonchalantly. "Why?"
"Well you're not doing anything...you know like trying to kill yourself. NSYNC is standing right there and you're okay?"
"Hmmm, well actually now that I've seen them in person they're not that cute," Zoe sighed. "You're a lot hotter."
"You mean that?" Jimmi asked in disbelief.
"Of course. I guess I'll have to start torturing myself over you now."
"That is the sweetest thing you've ever said!" Jimmi exclaimed and pulled Zoe in for a kiss. Everyone in Oz, "awwed" until Charlize yelled, "HEY! WHAT DID WES DECIDE?" and then everyone turned their attention back to Wes.
"Welllll," he said, as everyone leaned forward in anticipation. "I'll have to go with Zabeth."
"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU-------!!!!!" Camber charged for Zabeth but missed and dove headlong into Lea.
"Oh my God, you hurt my boob!" Lea shrieked.
" Nobody messes with a cheerleaders boobs!" Daisy screamed defiantly.
"Like, yeah!" Sabrina piped up. Soon the whole place was in utter chaos in a battle of monkeys vs. humans. Wes grabbed Zabeth's hand seductively and pulled her out the back door, knocking NSYNC over with the swoosh of his hand. Then he closed the door behind them. The moon shone on the empty alley and Zabeth gazed into her fine piece of ass's eyes.
"So, why did you choose me?" she asked softly.
"Well, Zabeth, I have very important plans for you..."
Orbitz pulled himself away from Amiya's kisses after much effort.
"Is something wrong baby?" she asked, wrapping her legs around him.
"Uh, well, I just don't think-"
"Oh shut up and kiss me!" Amiya exclaimed. Just then, the bathroom door flung open. It was Sabrina.
"Amiya, we like need you like BAD! Those stupid monkeys are saying that they're bigger skanks than us!"
"Oh my God, that's such a lie! Let's go show them what real skankiness is!" With that, Amiya was off and running. Orbitz sighed with relief.
"Now all I have to do is find Zabeth," he said to himself, "before its too late."
"So Wes," Zabeth said. "Why don't we get out of here before Camber skins me alive. There are plenty of other clubs in this town. Or maybe you want to be alone..."
"Actually there's only one thing I want for tonight," Wes told her, turning his back to her.
"What's that?" she asked playfully.
"For you to just sit still for a moment and..." In a whirl, Wes spun around and took out a vile with a blue potion in it which he instantly dumped all over Zabeth.
"What the..." she mumbled. Just then, her entire body turned blue. "Oh my gawd! I'm-I'm-I'm blue!"
"Mwahahahahaha! Yes you are!"
"Why would you do that, Wes? I can't be a skank if I'm blue!" Zabeth cried, tears running down her face.
"Wes wouldn't do that, now would he? But I guess that makes sense since I'm not Wes!" All of a sudden, Wes didn't look like Wes anymore but Zabeth's arch nemisis- Zailan!
"ZAILAN!" she gasped. "How- how did you do that?"
"Just another one of my potions, miss. I was so afraid that those NSYNCers would stick around too long and my magic would fade before I could spill my potion on you, but everything worked out just fine. Now you know how I felt like in kindergarten when you spilled blue paint all over me!"
"Zailan, that was in kindergarten! That was ages ago, I was barely even a skank then...barely anyways! But for goodness sakes, kindergarten! Why would you still care?"
"Why? Why? WHY? How dare you insult me so? Don't you realize that my whole life has been ruined because of that? I was teased because of that forever, so I just stopped talking to people so they would forget about me and most people did." Zailan was almost in tears now, until Charlize and Venus emerged through the back door.
"What happened?" Charlize exclaimed.
"You're blue," Venus said to Zabeth. Turning to Zailan she added, "And you're Zailan."
"Where's Wes?" Charlize asked. Tearfully, Zabeth explained the whole situation, minus Zailan's reasoning for turning her blue.
"That's awful!" Venus said when she was done. "How could you do such a thing Zailan? What did Zabeth ever do to you?"
"Aw you poor thing," Charlize cooed at Zabeth. "Let's go inside." The three girls left and Zailan was all alone. He sighed sadly. What had he expected to get out of this? Change Zabeth's ways? It wasn't possible. He was a reject, forever and always. He was just about to head home, when the back door opened again and Laila popped her head out.
"I heard what happened," she said softly and Zailan's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "I heard your side of the story too," Laila told him.
"You- you talk?" Zailan asked in confusion.
"You never heard? About why I started talking through Post It notes? Well I guess no one heard your story either. Okay, I'll tell you, cuz I think you'll really explain. See it all started in the first grade. I wanted to make a great impression because Alea, who was in third grade at the time, was the coolest and I wanted to be just as cool as her. Only I had this stutter and people made fun of me for it. I got help for it, but everyone still made fun of me. So I just decided not to talk. Post It notes were cool, so I started using them. And I had my drums. That's all I needed to communicate. Everyone thought I was really cool then. I kinda forgot for awhile what it was like to be on the outside, but you reminded me. You're not a bad guy, Z, you're just misunderstood. But I understand you and I even think you're cute."
Zailan was floored. Not only was Laila talking, but she was saying nice stuff about him ! It was unbelievable!
"Well are you going to say anything?" Laila asked after a minute of silence.
"Wanna come mix potions with me?" Zailan asked.
"Oh dear, we really gotta get you out more. How about we go inside and dance."
"Okay." Zailan and Laila pushed open the back door to Oz. Most everyone had gone home, tired from the fighting. Now just the regulars were there. Alea was singing a slow song and people started dancing. Jimmi and Zoe were dancing close, completely in love with each other. Amiya was dancing with Justin Timberlake, Lea was dancing with JC Chasez, Daisy was dancing with Chris Kirkpatrick, and Sabrina was dancing with Lance Bass. Joey Fatone was sitting at the bar eating peanuts and talking with a drunk flying monkey. Charlize and Venus were having a cat fight over Jared the male nurse, while he was in the corner making out with Camber. Laila led Zailan to the middle of the dance floor and they moved to the beat.
"Something's missing," Laila murmured.
"I've got all I want right here," Zailan told her and she smiled.
Meanwhile, Orbitz had spent fifteen minutes searching for Zabeth in the choatic club. Finally, after it had cleared out of most people, Charlize and Venus brought Zabeth to him. She looked, well...bluer.
"Whoa," Orbitz said.
"It's that bad, huh," Zabeth sighed.
"No, actually blue's my favorite color," Orbitz told her, half smiling.
"Oh Orbitz, why are you so nice to me? I've been nothing but mean to you! And gosh, I just found out I ruined Zailan's life. I'm a horrible skank." She slunk to the ground, pulling her head into her knees.
"Zabeth, that's not true! I mean yes, you've been mean to me and you did ruin Zailan's life, but you're a great skank! And well...I love you."
"What?" Zabeth raised her eyes to face Orbitz. She couldn't believe it. Her best friend- in love with her? No guy had ever said that to her before!
"You didn't know? I thought riding my skateboard off your house was pretty obvious."
"But I'm blue!"
"You think I care? I love you no matter what! It's just...I'm sick of being left behind while you go skank it up with other guys. I want to be your only guy!"
"My only guy?"
"Yeah, is that too much to ask?" Orbitz waited for dissappointment. But to his suprise, Zabeth got up and hugged him.
"It's not too hard! Not if you love me!"
"I do!"
"Good, then let's go dance!" Zabeth pulled Orbitz to the dance floor to join the other couples. When she passed Zailan she whispered, "I'm so sorry. Will you consider changing me back to a normal peach?"
"Give me a week," he said, but he was smiling. Zabeth smiled back and then pulled Orbitz close. She liked this new feeling. It was even better than skankin' it up!
So everyone lived happily (and bluer) ever after!
"I pick---" Just then Wes was cut off by a shrill scream from the back of the club.
"OH MY GAWD!!! ITS NSYNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Zoe, shattering glasses everywhere. People and flying monkeys turned to face the band NSYNC who were standing in the back entrance of Oz.
"Yo!" Justin Timberlake screamed. "Ya know, we was just stopping by to hang with our homeboy, Wes Borland! Man your mah dawg!"
"Did he just call me his dawg ?" Wes whispered to Alea, who nodded sadly. No one said anything for a moment until Jimmi spoke up.
"Uhhhh, Zoe? Are you okay?" he asked his girlfriend.
"Yeah," Zoe replied, leaning against the bar nonchalantly. "Why?"
"Well you're not doing anything...you know like trying to kill yourself. NSYNC is standing right there and you're okay?"
"Hmmm, well actually now that I've seen them in person they're not that cute," Zoe sighed. "You're a lot hotter."
"You mean that?" Jimmi asked in disbelief.
"Of course. I guess I'll have to start torturing myself over you now."
"That is the sweetest thing you've ever said!" Jimmi exclaimed and pulled Zoe in for a kiss. Everyone in Oz, "awwed" until Charlize yelled, "HEY! WHAT DID WES DECIDE?" and then everyone turned their attention back to Wes.
"Welllll," he said, as everyone leaned forward in anticipation. "I'll have to go with Zabeth."
"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU-------!!!!!" Camber charged for Zabeth but missed and dove headlong into Lea.
"Oh my God, you hurt my boob!" Lea shrieked.
" Nobody messes with a cheerleaders boobs!" Daisy screamed defiantly.
"Like, yeah!" Sabrina piped up. Soon the whole place was in utter chaos in a battle of monkeys vs. humans. Wes grabbed Zabeth's hand seductively and pulled her out the back door, knocking NSYNC over with the swoosh of his hand. Then he closed the door behind them. The moon shone on the empty alley and Zabeth gazed into her fine piece of ass's eyes.
"So, why did you choose me?" she asked softly.
"Well, Zabeth, I have very important plans for you..."
Orbitz pulled himself away from Amiya's kisses after much effort.
"Is something wrong baby?" she asked, wrapping her legs around him.
"Uh, well, I just don't think-"
"Oh shut up and kiss me!" Amiya exclaimed. Just then, the bathroom door flung open. It was Sabrina.
"Amiya, we like need you like BAD! Those stupid monkeys are saying that they're bigger skanks than us!"
"Oh my God, that's such a lie! Let's go show them what real skankiness is!" With that, Amiya was off and running. Orbitz sighed with relief.
"Now all I have to do is find Zabeth," he said to himself, "before its too late."
"So Wes," Zabeth said. "Why don't we get out of here before Camber skins me alive. There are plenty of other clubs in this town. Or maybe you want to be alone..."
"Actually there's only one thing I want for tonight," Wes told her, turning his back to her.
"What's that?" she asked playfully.
"For you to just sit still for a moment and..." In a whirl, Wes spun around and took out a vile with a blue potion in it which he instantly dumped all over Zabeth.
"What the..." she mumbled. Just then, her entire body turned blue. "Oh my gawd! I'm-I'm-I'm blue!"
"Mwahahahahaha! Yes you are!"
"Why would you do that, Wes? I can't be a skank if I'm blue!" Zabeth cried, tears running down her face.
"Wes wouldn't do that, now would he? But I guess that makes sense since I'm not Wes!" All of a sudden, Wes didn't look like Wes anymore but Zabeth's arch nemisis- Zailan!
"ZAILAN!" she gasped. "How- how did you do that?"
"Just another one of my potions, miss. I was so afraid that those NSYNCers would stick around too long and my magic would fade before I could spill my potion on you, but everything worked out just fine. Now you know how I felt like in kindergarten when you spilled blue paint all over me!"
"Zailan, that was in kindergarten! That was ages ago, I was barely even a skank then...barely anyways! But for goodness sakes, kindergarten! Why would you still care?"
"Why? Why? WHY? How dare you insult me so? Don't you realize that my whole life has been ruined because of that? I was teased because of that forever, so I just stopped talking to people so they would forget about me and most people did." Zailan was almost in tears now, until Charlize and Venus emerged through the back door.
"What happened?" Charlize exclaimed.
"You're blue," Venus said to Zabeth. Turning to Zailan she added, "And you're Zailan."
"Where's Wes?" Charlize asked. Tearfully, Zabeth explained the whole situation, minus Zailan's reasoning for turning her blue.
"That's awful!" Venus said when she was done. "How could you do such a thing Zailan? What did Zabeth ever do to you?"
"Aw you poor thing," Charlize cooed at Zabeth. "Let's go inside." The three girls left and Zailan was all alone. He sighed sadly. What had he expected to get out of this? Change Zabeth's ways? It wasn't possible. He was a reject, forever and always. He was just about to head home, when the back door opened again and Laila popped her head out.
"I heard what happened," she said softly and Zailan's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "I heard your side of the story too," Laila told him.
"You- you talk?" Zailan asked in confusion.
"You never heard? About why I started talking through Post It notes? Well I guess no one heard your story either. Okay, I'll tell you, cuz I think you'll really explain. See it all started in the first grade. I wanted to make a great impression because Alea, who was in third grade at the time, was the coolest and I wanted to be just as cool as her. Only I had this stutter and people made fun of me for it. I got help for it, but everyone still made fun of me. So I just decided not to talk. Post It notes were cool, so I started using them. And I had my drums. That's all I needed to communicate. Everyone thought I was really cool then. I kinda forgot for awhile what it was like to be on the outside, but you reminded me. You're not a bad guy, Z, you're just misunderstood. But I understand you and I even think you're cute."
Zailan was floored. Not only was Laila talking, but she was saying nice stuff about him ! It was unbelievable!
"Well are you going to say anything?" Laila asked after a minute of silence.
"Wanna come mix potions with me?" Zailan asked.
"Oh dear, we really gotta get you out more. How about we go inside and dance."
"Okay." Zailan and Laila pushed open the back door to Oz. Most everyone had gone home, tired from the fighting. Now just the regulars were there. Alea was singing a slow song and people started dancing. Jimmi and Zoe were dancing close, completely in love with each other. Amiya was dancing with Justin Timberlake, Lea was dancing with JC Chasez, Daisy was dancing with Chris Kirkpatrick, and Sabrina was dancing with Lance Bass. Joey Fatone was sitting at the bar eating peanuts and talking with a drunk flying monkey. Charlize and Venus were having a cat fight over Jared the male nurse, while he was in the corner making out with Camber. Laila led Zailan to the middle of the dance floor and they moved to the beat.
"Something's missing," Laila murmured.
"I've got all I want right here," Zailan told her and she smiled.
Meanwhile, Orbitz had spent fifteen minutes searching for Zabeth in the choatic club. Finally, after it had cleared out of most people, Charlize and Venus brought Zabeth to him. She looked, well...bluer.
"Whoa," Orbitz said.
"It's that bad, huh," Zabeth sighed.
"No, actually blue's my favorite color," Orbitz told her, half smiling.
"Oh Orbitz, why are you so nice to me? I've been nothing but mean to you! And gosh, I just found out I ruined Zailan's life. I'm a horrible skank." She slunk to the ground, pulling her head into her knees.
"Zabeth, that's not true! I mean yes, you've been mean to me and you did ruin Zailan's life, but you're a great skank! And well...I love you."
"What?" Zabeth raised her eyes to face Orbitz. She couldn't believe it. Her best friend- in love with her? No guy had ever said that to her before!
"You didn't know? I thought riding my skateboard off your house was pretty obvious."
"But I'm blue!"
"You think I care? I love you no matter what! It's just...I'm sick of being left behind while you go skank it up with other guys. I want to be your only guy!"
"My only guy?"
"Yeah, is that too much to ask?" Orbitz waited for dissappointment. But to his suprise, Zabeth got up and hugged him.
"It's not too hard! Not if you love me!"
"I do!"
"Good, then let's go dance!" Zabeth pulled Orbitz to the dance floor to join the other couples. When she passed Zailan she whispered, "I'm so sorry. Will you consider changing me back to a normal peach?"
"Give me a week," he said, but he was smiling. Zabeth smiled back and then pulled Orbitz close. She liked this new feeling. It was even better than skankin' it up!
So everyone lived happily (and bluer) ever after!
