Tortallan Weakest Link
Chapter 4
Anne: We're back to the Weakest Link! Now we'll find out who will take home the grand prize. Will it be Ozorne or Thayet?
First question. Thayet? Who was the princess originally scheduled to marry Prince Roald before she died in an earthquake?
Thayet: Hmmm... I should know this. I was the one who worked out the agreement. Hmmz. I know it was like Chiselass or something wasn't it? No! I remember, it was Chipsybitch! No that doesn't sound right. I know! It was Princess Chisakami of the Yamani Isles.
Anne: I wouldn't normally let you get away with this but since I'm feeling nice... Okay. Fine. Thayet has 1 point. This is sudden death. As soon as either of you gets one wrong the other person wins our grand prize.
Thayet: Like, what the hell is this "grand prize" anyway.
Anne: It is whatever you and the other contestants won in other rounds.
Thayet: Sooooo.... It's nothing? That sucks! I quit this stupid show! *she flounces off in a hissy fit and runs away form all the reporters following her with microphones*
Anne: Ozorne! You are our grand prize winner! CONGRATULATIONS SWEET ASS! You are my man. OwooOwoo!
Ozorne: Are usually such an emotionally unstable woman?
Anne: Shut up smartass. *looks at her wrist* Ohmigosh! Uusoae's calling you. It's naptime sweetums!
*Ozorne growls and tries to jump at her but a ball of everycolor flame consumes him and he disappears.
Anne: I'm Anne, the bitchy English asshole host of this gods cursed show. I would like to leave you with one final message. Fuck you Tortall. Thank you.
*The crowd goes wild*
Chapter 4
Anne: We're back to the Weakest Link! Now we'll find out who will take home the grand prize. Will it be Ozorne or Thayet?
First question. Thayet? Who was the princess originally scheduled to marry Prince Roald before she died in an earthquake?
Thayet: Hmmm... I should know this. I was the one who worked out the agreement. Hmmz. I know it was like Chiselass or something wasn't it? No! I remember, it was Chipsybitch! No that doesn't sound right. I know! It was Princess Chisakami of the Yamani Isles.
Anne: I wouldn't normally let you get away with this but since I'm feeling nice... Okay. Fine. Thayet has 1 point. This is sudden death. As soon as either of you gets one wrong the other person wins our grand prize.
Thayet: Like, what the hell is this "grand prize" anyway.
Anne: It is whatever you and the other contestants won in other rounds.
Thayet: Sooooo.... It's nothing? That sucks! I quit this stupid show! *she flounces off in a hissy fit and runs away form all the reporters following her with microphones*
Anne: Ozorne! You are our grand prize winner! CONGRATULATIONS SWEET ASS! You are my man. OwooOwoo!
Ozorne: Are usually such an emotionally unstable woman?
Anne: Shut up smartass. *looks at her wrist* Ohmigosh! Uusoae's calling you. It's naptime sweetums!
*Ozorne growls and tries to jump at her but a ball of everycolor flame consumes him and he disappears.
Anne: I'm Anne, the bitchy English asshole host of this gods cursed show. I would like to leave you with one final message. Fuck you Tortall. Thank you.
*The crowd goes wild*
