Misato's Wish
A Neon Genesis Evangelion/ Oh My Goddess crossover spamfic.
by Ben Jernigan
exarkun@olypen.com
http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/exarkun/
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Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to Gainax, Oh My Goddess belongs to someone else.
The important part is that they don't belong to me. I ain't makin' money off this, and I make
no claim to owning these characters.
_______________________
Misato Katsuragi was tired. Tired _and_ hungry.
It had been a long day. Rei wasn't healing nearly as fast as the doctors had said, and Ritsuko
still had no clue why unit zero went berzerk the way it had. On top of that, Commander Ikari
was grouchier than usual with his hands burned so badly. Combine it all and she had one
mountain of paperwork.
She went to the fridge for a beer and a snack. *Damn. Empty.* She'd been at this longer
than she'd thought.
*To go out or not to go out? That is the question.*
*If I go out for a beer & snacks run, I'm not coming back,* she thought.
*Well,* she thought as she sat back down, *the one ray of hope in today was word of the
third child. The commander's own son! Who'd have thought it possible?*
Maybe his coming would take some of the pressure off. And soon after he got here, that
german girl should finish her training, too!
Yep, It was all going to be okay.
*Best of all,* Misato thought, *there's a grocery store in the geo-front that DELIVERS!!*
She hurried to the phone, grabbing the phone book on the way.
*Lessee here... Ah! there it is! 543-647-5983.*
She dials quickly, and (as you've all guessed by now) slightly inaccurately.
"Hello, this is the Goddess Relief Helpline. Please wait. I will be with you shortly for your
consultation. *Click*"
"Huh? What the heck was that? Talk about a wrong number." said Misato as she hung up
the phone. She picked it back up and was about to try again when she heard something
behind her.
"Hello?", said the something behind her.
"Ack.", said Misato.
As she whirled around in shock, Misato saw a beautiful woman somehow sticking halfway
through her mirror.
"Hello.", repeated the woman, "Don't be alarmed. I'm just here to help you."
"H-help me?", stammered Misato.
"Yes. My name is Belldandy, the Goddess of the Present, and I am here to grant you one wish."
"A wish? Anything? Anything I want?"
"Within certain limits, but the kind of people who would pass those limits very rarely get
wishes. So, yes, anything you want."
*Wow!*, thought Misato, *I could get anything! My father back, the ability to pilot Eva, Kaji,
a new weapon against the angels, even an end to the war!*
"Yes, any of those things are possible."
"You can read my mind?"
"Yes. I am a goddess."
"Right. So how did I get chosen to get a wish? I was just trying to order groceries."
"Groceries? Is that what you want?"
"You mean you can give me groceries? That's IT! I wish for a fridge that will always be
full of beer and snacks!!"
"Granted."
After she spoke, Belldandy rose into the air and glowed momentarily, a bright light shining
from her forehead, and her clothes moving of their own volition. When the light dimmed,
Belldandy was nowhere to be seen and in her place stood a fridge.
Misato rushed over and opened the first section. "Yatta! My favorite kind of beer!!" She
whipped the other section open. "And a great selection of snacks! Thank you, Belldandy!"
She grabbed a beer and slammed it back, grabbed another and a package of chips, then
walked back to her desk. Just as she sat down, she wondered, *Now, what am I going to
do with my old fridge?*.
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~Fin~
_______________________
The idea for this wouldn't go away until I wrote it. It really not my fault. I just watched both
shows late at night, and went to sleep thinking about them. In the morning... this was in my head.
Oh, and if anyone cares, yes, I have been working on Love's Truth chapter 2. it's about 50% done.
Pre-reader volunteers actively sought!
C&C (if you have any) can go to exarkun@olypen.com
Flames can go to hell. There's plenty down there, no one will notice a few extra.
My fanfics and more at:
http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/exarkun/
A Neon Genesis Evangelion/ Oh My Goddess crossover spamfic.
by Ben Jernigan
exarkun@olypen.com
http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/exarkun/
_______________________
Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to Gainax, Oh My Goddess belongs to someone else.
The important part is that they don't belong to me. I ain't makin' money off this, and I make
no claim to owning these characters.
_______________________
Misato Katsuragi was tired. Tired _and_ hungry.
It had been a long day. Rei wasn't healing nearly as fast as the doctors had said, and Ritsuko
still had no clue why unit zero went berzerk the way it had. On top of that, Commander Ikari
was grouchier than usual with his hands burned so badly. Combine it all and she had one
mountain of paperwork.
She went to the fridge for a beer and a snack. *Damn. Empty.* She'd been at this longer
than she'd thought.
*To go out or not to go out? That is the question.*
*If I go out for a beer & snacks run, I'm not coming back,* she thought.
*Well,* she thought as she sat back down, *the one ray of hope in today was word of the
third child. The commander's own son! Who'd have thought it possible?*
Maybe his coming would take some of the pressure off. And soon after he got here, that
german girl should finish her training, too!
Yep, It was all going to be okay.
*Best of all,* Misato thought, *there's a grocery store in the geo-front that DELIVERS!!*
She hurried to the phone, grabbing the phone book on the way.
*Lessee here... Ah! there it is! 543-647-5983.*
She dials quickly, and (as you've all guessed by now) slightly inaccurately.
"Hello, this is the Goddess Relief Helpline. Please wait. I will be with you shortly for your
consultation. *Click*"
"Huh? What the heck was that? Talk about a wrong number." said Misato as she hung up
the phone. She picked it back up and was about to try again when she heard something
behind her.
"Hello?", said the something behind her.
"Ack.", said Misato.
As she whirled around in shock, Misato saw a beautiful woman somehow sticking halfway
through her mirror.
"Hello.", repeated the woman, "Don't be alarmed. I'm just here to help you."
"H-help me?", stammered Misato.
"Yes. My name is Belldandy, the Goddess of the Present, and I am here to grant you one wish."
"A wish? Anything? Anything I want?"
"Within certain limits, but the kind of people who would pass those limits very rarely get
wishes. So, yes, anything you want."
*Wow!*, thought Misato, *I could get anything! My father back, the ability to pilot Eva, Kaji,
a new weapon against the angels, even an end to the war!*
"Yes, any of those things are possible."
"You can read my mind?"
"Yes. I am a goddess."
"Right. So how did I get chosen to get a wish? I was just trying to order groceries."
"Groceries? Is that what you want?"
"You mean you can give me groceries? That's IT! I wish for a fridge that will always be
full of beer and snacks!!"
"Granted."
After she spoke, Belldandy rose into the air and glowed momentarily, a bright light shining
from her forehead, and her clothes moving of their own volition. When the light dimmed,
Belldandy was nowhere to be seen and in her place stood a fridge.
Misato rushed over and opened the first section. "Yatta! My favorite kind of beer!!" She
whipped the other section open. "And a great selection of snacks! Thank you, Belldandy!"
She grabbed a beer and slammed it back, grabbed another and a package of chips, then
walked back to her desk. Just as she sat down, she wondered, *Now, what am I going to
do with my old fridge?*.
_______________________
~Fin~
_______________________
The idea for this wouldn't go away until I wrote it. It really not my fault. I just watched both
shows late at night, and went to sleep thinking about them. In the morning... this was in my head.
Oh, and if anyone cares, yes, I have been working on Love's Truth chapter 2. it's about 50% done.
Pre-reader volunteers actively sought!
C&C (if you have any) can go to exarkun@olypen.com
Flames can go to hell. There's plenty down there, no one will notice a few extra.
My fanfics and more at:
http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/exarkun/
