Hi, its Dera the Daisy once again. I'm doing this chapter for all Mojo Jojo fans out there. I'm a big Mojo fan myself.
He is the most wonderful monkey in the world. This chapter is all about Mojo and his big speech!
Mojo's Big Speech
Mojo and the Powerpuff girls are in that same dark alley, he was in before with Chibi-Moon until she vanished.
Mojo said he wanted to make a speech so here it goes........
"Power puff girls," Mojo said very carefully. He stood on a platform that just appeared out of nowhere and said:
I need to be understood:
No one understands a poor monkey
He is all alone in life
He has no friends
No family
No one loves him!!!!
Why because he's Mojo Jojo.
He cries at night cuz he has no evil plan for the morning
He sleeps with fear of superhero's busting through his door.
He wakes with more tears because he still doesn't have an evil plan
Why? Because he is Mojo Jojo.
He throws together, a plan.
And simply, goes out and do it
But there they come
The Power Puff Girls are headed his way.
Why? Because he is Mojo Jojo.
He tries his best to destroy them
With a hole in his heart
Cuz he knows that he doesn't want to hurt those cute little girls
Especailly Bubbles
"Gee, thanks," Bubbles sais to Mojo who was in tears.
Why? Because he is Mojo Jojo
WHY ME? WHY ME? WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
"Mojo has just went psycho," Buttercup said, not at all touched by Mojo's speech.
"Buttercup, have you no heart? Have you no mind? Mojo doesn't want to hurt us, he wants to be our friend. Its not his fault, he's so evil," Blossom said scornfully.
"Yeah, and he called me cute," Bubbles added on.
Blossom floated over to Mojo.
"We'll be your friends,Mojo," Blossom said.
"Really?" Mojo asked smiling through his tears.
"Really," Blossom replied.
"Good, now," Mojo said, "Now I can capture you," Mojo said snapping a metal covering over the girls.
"You lied Mojo,"Bubbles said angrily.
"Mojo never tells the truth," Mojo Jojo said grinning.
" I finally have the POWER PUFF GIRLS, now I can return to headquaters," Mojo said.
Little did Mojo know, that headquaters was eaten by Beebo who has arrived at Cherry Hill.
"WHAT IS THAT?" Sailor Moon asked.
"I don't know, its fat and big and ugly, do not expect me to know, I have no experience in that department," Venus said shaking her head.
"Well, we better figure out cuz its eating the temple," Jupiter said worridly.
"NOOOO, GET YOUR SPIT COVERED MOUTH OFF THAT," Mars screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Geez, Marsies, don't get so angry," a little voice said.
"Who are you?" Sailor Mercury asked, "You're not a villan, are you?"
"Course not, I'm Lola, sister of the amazing Dera who is writing this story," the brown haired girl said.
(AN: I'm crackin up right now, Lola would never ever say that about me)
Just then, Beebo exploded leaving little beebos and Cow, Chicken, Princess, and the Amoeba Boys came flying out covered in pink goo from Beebo's insides.
Lola walked up to Cow and slapped her.
"MOOOOO, now you're gonna get it," Cow mooed.
Cow chased Lola around pulling her hair. The same hair Lola spends 3 hours in the morning brushing. Hogging up the bathroom. Cow tackled Lola to the ground getting her favorite dress, this ugly thing with funky blue and white flowers on it, dirty. (It looks like something that should be on a Hawaiian shirt. ICK!!!!) Then, Lola starts crying and screaming out:
"Oh kind dear sweet, Dera, you are the mighty force, I cannot compare with you, oh DERA SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
The kind Dera spares her annoying older sister from despair.
"That was very uncalled for," Sailor Moon said, "Let's fight this Mojo Jojo thing for all he's worth."
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Oh no, they can't hurt Mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Okay, hope you enjoyed. D the Daisy
