AUTHOR:
Wicked Angel
RATING:
PG-13 just because
DISCLAIMER:
None of this is mine, blah, blah
AUTHORS
NOTES: I didn't anticipate this story being as long as this I thought maybe 2/3
chapters but I think it could end up about 5/6 chapters long so I hope you
enjoy and bear with me it my first fic
AUTHORS
NOTES: Buffy, Spike, Angel and Cordy have their night out, there is lots of
'alcyhol' involved and everyone is having a good time until our friends of the
night make an appearance
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"So
boss what we gonna do to get the poof and the princess together?" the younger
vampire looked over at his boss in wonderment
"Well
I haven't decided yet, it shouldn't be to difficult anyway I mean look how easy
it was to get the other two to realise they were in love, all we done was beat
Blondie up a bit! However I think we should adopt different tactics with these
two, and when we have succeeded we can have some fun cos this curse will
finally be over – and we can kill the happy couples!" he grinned evily at the
thought and made his way out the alley with his minions in tow.
"So
where are we going anyway" Spike was getting impatient the cab was cramped and
stuffy and he wanted a drink
"Patience
Spike, patience we'll be there soon enough" Cordelia smiled at him "We're going
to a few bars then maybe a club and after that we're going to a Demon Karaoke
Bar!"
"A
what!?" Buffy tried not to laugh
"A
demon karaoke bar – you go and sing and this guy there reads your aura and kind
of predicts your future type thingy it's fun, isn't it Angel?" she looked at
her boss wickedly
"Look
I don't even wanna know" Buffy looked at the two of them and laughed and Spike
just nodded in agreement "Let's just see where the evening takes us"
About
10 minutes later they pulled up outside a rather fancy looking bar, there was a
large bouncer on the door, he was tall and handsome and smiled when he saw
Cordelia approach him
"Hi
Marcus darling how are you on this fine evening?" Cordelia playfully stroked
his upper arm
"I'm
fine baby, all the better for seeing you" he looked Cordelia up and down
admiring her every inch "You and your friends fancy a night in our fine
establishment?"
Angel
could feel himself staring at him angrily he wanted to ram his face into the
wall but decided it wouldn't be a good move, but he hated watching this guy
sleaze all over Cordy
"We
sure do Marcus" she smiled up at him
"Well
sure thing, and if you like I can get you free V.I.P passes for the BlackOut,
I'm on the door there later" Marcus leaned forward and whispered something in
Cordelia's ear and she done the flirty giggle thing she does
"We'd
love to wouldn't we guys?" Cordelia looked at her friends, Buffy nodded her
head in agreement very excited by the prospect of going to on of L.A's top new
nightspot and the guys just stared "Yeah sure, whatever"
With
that Marcus opened the door and let them in he walked over to the bar with them
and got them a free bottle of champagne before winking at Cordelia and heading
back to the door.
After
he was out of earshot Angel turned to Cordy growling
"Who
was that?"
"Oh
Marcus he's a friend of a friend, he's been asking me out for months but he's
not really my type" Cordelia hadn't noticed how worked up Angel had got and
started to sip her champagne, however Buffy and Spike had noticed.
"Since
when is tall, dark and handsome not your type?" Buffy looked at her
suspiciously
"Well...
he isn't.... he doesn't... look lets just drink" Cordelia pretended to growl at
Buffy but she just laughed at her and Spike saw this as the perfect opportunity
to change the subject
"Right
come on Peaches we aren't drinking any of that wankers free champagne that's
for poofs" he looked to Angel who managed a small smile "Bottle of tequila for
us please" Spike stared at the bartender who fetched the bottle and a few
glasses
"Hey
we want some too," Cordelia pouted
"Yeah
I think you guys are forgetting that we can drink as much as you can we have
supernatural strength as well" Buffy nodded in agreement, the girls both smiled
at one another, they had never got on that well before but things had changed
they were friends now and were having a lot of fun together
"Ok
only if you're sure" Spike lifted his head to the bartender again "Two more
glasses over here mate"
The
girls grinned in satisfaction, well if nothing else this would turn into one
interesting night
3 Bottles Of Sierra Tequila, 4 bottles Of Champagne, 2 Guinness's (Spike and Angel reminiscing about old times) and 2 Long Vodka's (Recommended to Girls by Boys) and $276 later
Buffy and Cordelia were
very drunk and Angel and Spike, well they were basically the same, for some
unknown reason the girls could hold
their liquor just as well as the guys!
"I think that we should go
to a club now, I'm bored and I don't think they have any liquor left" Cordelia
was swinging on the barstool twisting her hair in her fingers
"Cordy you don't need
anymore alcyhol" Angel managed with his voice slurring
"Do too!" Cordelia stomped
her foot on the ground
"Yeah me too, can we go to
BlackOut Spikey?" Buffy batted her eyelashes at her lover; if Cordy and Angel
hadn't been so drunk they would have noticed the fact they were all over each
other
"Sure thing pet we can do
whatever you want" Spike said resting his hand on her knee, then Buffy leaned
forward and whispered in his ear
"I want you," she purred
quietly and he could feel the heat of her breath on his cold neck "I want you
right now"
"Mmmmm me too pet but we
can't we have to keep an eye on Romeo and Juliet here" Spike glanced at Angel
who was staring at Cordelia,
"Well don't we get to have
all the fun!" Buffy muttered, "Let's go"
With that they all
staggered to their feet and headed toward the door
"Yay – we're going to
Blackout" Cordelia cheered full of enthusiasm
"Yay whoopee doo" Angel
said in his best Cordy voice dripping with sarcasm
"Look boss they're leaving
that bar, and they're all drunk, what we gonna do when we gonna make our move?"
the impatient vampire was dying for a confrontation
"Wait, we must wait to the
best opportunity arrives this is our last task, we don't want to make a mess of
it now do we?" Poena looked at his two minions who nodded in agreement
"Sure thing boss"
"Glad we understand each
other" he said not turning his head but staring at the four figures staggering
around on the opposite side of the road "Have your fun now – it'll be the last
chance you get" he looked at the four friends again and noticed a large man
giving the Princess some tickets and heard the Slayer and the Princess cheering
"BlackOut, BlackOut,
BlackOut!"
"Right lets go I have a
plan!" an evil grin spread across the face of the Vampire "We'll soon be free –
if we can pull this one off"
Buffy, Spike, Cordelia and
Angel all walked towards the club in high spirits, Buffy was deep in thought
'This is weird, I would
never believe we could get on this well together and have so much fun even
Angel and Spike are getting on ok'
Buffy also noticed how
Cordelia brought out a whole different side to Angel
"You ok pet, I think we
better try and sober up a little those vamps may try something on Loves Young
Dream tonight and we should keep our eyes open in case they try to do the same
thing to Peaches as they did to me" Spike had noticed the Slayer's distant look
"Sure thing Spike, but the
sobering up part may be a bit hard," she giggled insanely leaning up to kiss
him but he pushed her away as he noticed Angel and Cordelia staring at them
"What's so funny" Cordelia
was leaning on Angel for support as she too was still highly intoxicated
"Yeah, share the joke"
Angel asked laughing at Cordelia he and Spike were not as drunk as the girls
but still were rather tipsy and he was having slight difficulty with Cordelia's
condition, she was wasted and he was a bit worried and was having difficulty
getting her to stand up
"Nothin" Buffy looked at
Angel and Cordelia "Nothin at all!"
"You're still weird girl"
Cordelia laughed as she fell into step with her and hugged her newfound friend
"Now lets go Blackout awaits".
They all headed past the
queuing patrons, it was a very exclusive nightclub and difficult to get into,
many famous people went there and those who have to queue usually don't even
get in
"Coming through, special
people coming through" Cordelia hollered as she walked up to the door passing
by everyone, she handed the bouncer at the door her passes and stood grinning
at all those who would have to queue and pay, her and Angel stood at the front
and Buffy and Spike stood just behind them
"Hello welcome to
BlackOut" the bouncer sounded unenthusiastic as he looked at the tickets and
then looked them up and down "How did you get these, I don't know any of you"
"Well that nice man at..."
Buffy couldn't finish as Cordelia interupted her
"My agent gave me them, a
nice fellow from CJ and Associates PR Company gave them to her" Cordelia batted
her eyelids at the bouncer as Angel looked on brooding
'Why does she have to sell
herself everywhere we go, she flirts with everyone, well everyone apart from
me, anyway. I'm just like being an overbearing big brother, aren't I?'
"That's great but who are
you?" the bouncer crossed his arms and stared at them
"I sooo don't believe
this" Cordelia's face got red and she nudged Buffy to help her
"Look I'm going somewhere
else, I am like sooooo insulted, you're boss will be getting a phone call
tomorrow" Buffy fumed and Spike tried to hold his laugh in
"Look I'm sorry, I just
don't know you" he was hesitant
"Well my name is Cordelia,
Cordelia Chase" she looked at him and he shook his head
"I'm an actress, done a
lot of work in Britain and I'm doing some films over here now, I've just
finished a film with Ewan McGregor"
"Isn't that guy Scottish?"
"Yeah, duh, and don't you
know this gentleman?" she slipped her arm through Angel "This is my Husband
Angel, he models for Calvin Klein" Cordelia leaned up and gave Angel a quick
peck on the cheek
'Oh my god she just kissed
me, she is telling a complete stranger I'm her husband – Angel shut up doesn't
matter' Angel scolded himself
"Oh yeah I recognise him"
the bouncer nodded in agreement, he sure was handsome enough to be a model and
him and the wife both had the names for it, Angel and Cordelia "But what about
you two?" he looked over at Buffy and Spike
"Hi there my name's Buffy
Summers I work for Polydor records" she gave him her hand
"Buffy?" the boncer
questioned
"Yes Buffy and this is her
husband, erm William" Cordelia looked at Spike who grinned
"Hi there mate William
Summers, I'm in a British rock band - the Spikes"
Angel, Cordelia and Buffy
all grinned at him
"Oh right, yeah I thought
you were from England, you know with the accent and well, the hair" the bouncer
looked at the man who just smiled at him
"Look my girl here is
pregnant and she needs a seat and a glass of water so can we please go inside
it's getting cold out here and these two want to party" Spike looked at an
enthusiastic Cordelia and a mortified Buffy who was trying her hardest to act
sober
"Yeah sure I'm really
sorry Mr Summers and to you too Mr Chase it's just well we have a few guys
working for us who are giving these passes out to any pretty girl who looks
their way" the bouncer shrugged his shoulder and opened the door for them
"Imagine that – can't have
that now can we?" Cordelia tutted as she pretended to assist Buffy through the
door
"Good luck and
congratulations Mrs Summers" the bouncer smiled at the girl
"Thanks only another 7
months to go" Buffy smiled at the pleasant man and held her stomach trying to
push it out a bit
The four of them walked through
a winding corridor and when out of sight fell up the stairs laughing
"I don't believe he bought
it!" Buffy laughed
"Yeah a model, an actress,
a guy from a rock band and a pregnant record producer!" Cordelia laughed and
grabbed Angel "Well come on doesn't your wife get a drink"
"Sure thing honey" Angel
could only laugh and walked towards the bar
"You guys not coming?"
Angel looked at Buffy and Spike
"No Peaches we'll be fine
here" Spike looked at Angel and then to Buffy as they headed towards the couches
"Ok" Angel walked after
Cordelia wondering if it was a good idea to leave them alone because Buffy was
very drunk and Spike could take advantage of that but for some reason he
trusted his childe, however by the time Angel reached the bar Cordelia already
had a drink courtesy of some Beverly Hill Boy out with Daddy's credit cards
"Thank god we're alone!"
Spike looked down at his petite Slayer
"Yeah but enough of the
small talk" Buffy looked up at Spike and he leaned down and began to kiss her
slowly at first getting more and more passionate until one of the other patrons
yelled
"Get a room!"
"Yeah we wish" Spike
looked around and saw Angel standing at the bar, Cordelia only about 2 feet
away from him chatting to a very handsome stranger and then he saw them, the
vamps were there, he hadn't sensed their presence because of all the alcohol in
his system so hopefully neither would Angel
"It's action time honey"
Spike looked at Buffy and turned her head towards them
"Great and I was just
starting to have fun!"
"Never mind that pet we
just have to keep our eyes open they aren't going to hurt anyone tonight they
are here to get Peaches and the Princess together, they won't do any damage
till tomorrow night"
Spike and Buffy simply
remained were they were and waited, they couldn't interfere, it could ruin
everything.
Angel turned his head and
looked at Buffy and Spike, they were sitting on the couch just talking and
staring at him,
'God Buffy must be bored
sitting listening to him' but for some reason Angel didn't want to sit with her
he wanted to keep an eye on Cordy, she was drunk and this guy looked sleazy,
Angel ordered another drink for himself and sat on a barstool staring into his
glass occasionally glancing at Cordelia
"You look troubled my
friend" the voice came from next to Angel
"Mmm...." Angel didn't
even look up
"Ahh women trouble?" the
young man looked down at Angel– it was Horry, Poena and Disficare observed them
from a dark corner
"No" Angel stated bluntly
"I don't have any problem at present"
"Sorry man I was just
saying" the young vampire noticed how drunk he was – this was going to be easy
he couldn't even sense he was a vampire
"Sorry I'm just a bit
annoyed" he ordered another drink but the young man told the barmaid to get
them both Scotch on the rocks and he paid for it
"Thanks mate" Angel looked
at the guy suspiciously "So what's your problem then?"
"Ahh mine – women!" Horry
looked around the room and noticed Spike and Buffy sitting on the couch staring
at him growling he winked at them knowing they could do nothing "Just like you
my friend whether you care to admit it or not, it's always about the ladies!"
"I'm gonna clobber him"
Spike hissed
"Just keep your cool,
we'll get that smug git" Buffy squeezed his leg
"I know, I know" he
muttered unsatisfied but grinning at Buffy's use of his word
Buffy and Spike had moved
away from each other on the couch as they had sobered slightly and realised how
badly they had been acting around each but kept their attentions on the
vampires and Cordelia who was looking bored and kept looking over to Angel
"So Cordelia do you come
here often" the young man looked at Cordelia
'Oh my god how boring is
this guy and what is up with Angel' Cordelia's mind was drifting
"Sorry did you say
something... erm... Alex?" she looked at him seeing two heads and two bodies
swaying before her she was still very drunk
"Erm nothing, would you eh
like to dance?" he looked at her hopefully
"Oh I don't know..." well
what do I have to lose she thought "Ok why not" she answered putting her
champagne flute down
Alex led her to the dance
floor pulling her drunken form close to his as they swayed slowly to the
seductive music that was playing
"Now that one's a hotty!"
Horry nodded in the direction of Cordelia "He's a lucky fella"
Angel looked at Cordelia
in that strange mans arms and suddenly felt very angry and jealous
"Mmm I suppose, I didn't
notice" Angel turned back to the bar
"You have to be kidding
anything with a pulse would chase after that" he grinned sleazily
"Her name is Cordy – not
THAT" Angel growled "She is a person not an object"
"Sorry man – old flame?"
he was getting somewhere at last
"No she's just a friend!"
Angel pondered his words and didn't notice the young man leading Cordelia away
from the dance floor, she staggered and Buffy concerned stood up to follow her
"We can't interfere" Spike
whispered to her as he pulled her back down onto the couch
"But look she's in an even
worse state than she was when she came in she can't even stand up" Buffy was
worried
"Look don't panic but I
think that guy's spiked her drink" he looked at Buffy's face as the colour
drained and she sobered up instantly
"Right well I know we
can't interfere but we can hint – right?" Buffy grabbed Spike's hand and he
nodded in agreement
"Right!" Spike and Buffy
both stood up quickly and fell back onto the couch just as fast "Ok but can we
wait to the room stops spinning first" Spike held his head moaning
Meanwhile at the bar Horry
had left Angel to ponder his thoughts and he and his companions went outside to
meet Alex
'Just a friend? Is there
such a thing? I am attracted to her? Do I love her?' all these thoughts were
floating about in his head when suddenly Buffy rushed up and grabbed his arm
"Look Angel there really
isn't time to explain and I'm not even supposed to be telling you this, that
guy has just left with Cordelia and we think he's spiked her drink and that guy
you were talking to he's a vampire and we think he's in on it, now just go get
her. She will be fine we can guarantee that but be careful and meet us at yours
later – we'll explain EVERYTHING then" Buffy leaned up and kissed his cheek he
had a panic stricken look on his face she leaned close and whispered "It's ok
you've moved on, so have I but I will always love you, you're my friend and so
is she now go get her, she needs you more than I ever did" with that Angel
smiled understanding what he was about to do, he sprinted out the club, he too
had sobered up and was now following Cordelia's scent he knew exactly what he
was going to do!
"I'm coming Cordy," he
whispered into the air in some hope she would sense him coming
"Where are we going?"
Cordelia felt dizzy and sick and Alex had taken her outside she was scared as
he was leading her further and further away from the club and her friends,
suddenly they came to a halt, in front of them stood three (or six according to
Cordelia's vision) butch men,
"So where's my money, here
she is so cough up" Alex held out his hand but received only a blow to the back
of his head which rendered him unconscious
"Who, who are you?"
Cordelia was feeling weak as she looked at the figures huddled round her
"Believe it or not
Princess we're your worst nightmare but we're about to make your dreams come
true" Poena stared into her eyes enjoying the fear in them he grabbed the hair
at the back of her head and connected her face with his knee "Sweet dreams"
"Angel help me" was all
she managed to whimper before she collapsed from the blow
All the vampires laughed
as they piled the fragile body into the back of the van and drove away, Angel
ran round the corner just in time to see them drive away he felt a shiver go up
the back of his spine and he knew Cordelia was calling for him.
Meanwhile back at the club
Buffy and Spike had
enjoyed some time alone since Angel and Cordy left
"This is kinda cool, we
can act like a real couple and not be paranoid" Buffy looked at Spike and
grinned she really found it hard to understand how much she loved him
"I love you too" Spike
kissed her
"What?"
"I knew what you were
thinking, I can read your eyes" Spike looked at her lovingly
"Ok well you must now know
that I want you to take me home and..." Buffy batted her eyelashes
"Yes?" Spike was getting
excited
"... make me some
scrambled eggs but can you put tuna through it?"
"What?????" Spike nearly
hit the roof
"Well then maybe we can
well you know... but I really want eggs and tuna"
"Slayer that has to be the
most DISGUSTING thing I have ever heard of a human eating!"
"Yeah well... just shut up
and kiss me" Buffy put her arms out to Spike and he embraced her before pulling
away and pulling her onto the dance floor.
As they swayed to the
music Buffy leaned her head on Spike's muscular chest
"Do you think everything's
ok, you now with Angel and Cordy?" she looked up at him her eyes slightly
tinged with worry and sadness
"Don't worry pet, Peaches
can take care of himself and his woman, anyway it's those vamps job to get them
together tonight not kill them! Sure they may nearly kill them but remember
they can't, they aren't free of the curse for at least another day or two"
Spike stroked her head reassuringly
"Ok" she lay her head back
on his chest
"So we going home soon?"
Spike wanted to leave he was exhausted and wanted to hold Buffy in his arms all
night
"If you want we just need
to get our jackets" Buffy led Spike off the dance floor and he suddenly pulled
her back close to him
"So can I get one more
kiss before you go get stinky, eggy, tuna breath cos I won't want to kiss you
after that you know!" Spike grinned mischievously
"Oh is that right" Buffy
playfully slapped him in the chest and he pretended to be injured holding a
hand across where she had struck him
"No" he grabbed her and
pulled her close "I love you so much, I would die if something ever happened to
you, do you know that?"
"Bit late for that Spikey
you're already dead," Buffy grinned at him but his face remained sombre
"No seriously Buffy"
"Seriously Spike – I feel
the exact same way" she squeezed his hand and they left the club possibly even
more in love than when they arrived "But I'll love you more if you make me my
scrambled eggs and tuna!"
"God the things a vampire
will do for love!" Spike just intertwined his fingers with her and smiled at
her as they exited the club and headed back to Angel's
