~*~Destiny's Daughter~*~
By: Rage Barton
Rage: Hello and welcome back to the Rage Barton Show. Today, we have a very special guest, the great Miaka herself. And yes, I am only saying great because she has a gun to my head. ::CLICK:: Now there goes the safety.
Miaka: Say your prayers Barton. ::Turns gun on audience:: Now read, and keep in mind, she doesn't own Gundam.
Rage: Mommy!
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Heero looked around the cabin of the plane. His own duffel was in the back, along with Miaka's three bags. How the female Perfect Soldier can pack so much is beyond him. All he brought was a few changes of clothing and other bare essentials.
"Well you're not a women Heero, unless you're hiding something from me."
He smiled as Miaka plopped down on the seat besides him.
"What took you so long? It took you almost an hour to freshen up. I thought you were the Perfect Soldier."
"Well I am, but only because I'm the Perfect Soldier doesn't mean I have to look bad, spandex boy."
Heero snorted indignantly and Miaka smiled at him.
"We'll be landing in a few Mia."
"Okay, great."
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The Gundam boys, minus Heero, stood on the runway of the airport. They had been waiting for the plane for nearly half an hour. Quatre was reading his book. Trowa was sipping tea; Wufei was sharpening his katana while Duo was jumping around, exciting in seeing Heero. Duo wrapped his arm around Quatre's shoulder.
"Say Quatre, do you think Heero will bring that babe that was with him the other day?"
Quatre only shrugged as Duo went to Wufei to annoy him. Suddenly, a plane appeared in the distance.
"It's Heero guys! Come on! Trowa, Quatre, Wufei! It's him!"
They watched as the plane came speeding down the runway.
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Heero stepped out of the plane and walked into the sunlight. The Preventers had been kind enough to provide a plane for them. HE watched as the other guys came speeding towards him. As his feet reached the floor, Duo knocked the air out of him as he enveloped Heero in a bear hug.
"HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey Duo!"
Duo let go as Quatre pulled Heero into a tight hug.
"Thank god you're okay!"
"Nice to see you too Quatre!"
Quatre stepped aside as Trowa stepped toward. A small grin appeared on both Trowa and Heero's face as Heero held out his hand. Trowa grabbed it, and then pulled Heero in for a hug.
"Glad to have you back Heero."
"Thanks Trowa."
Wufei nodded at Heero and shook Heero's hand.
"In one piece I see Yuy."
"Well, it'll take more that to take out the Perfect Soldier."
Heero smiled slightly, as did Wufei.
"What are you doing here onna?"
Heero turned around to see Miaka slowly making her way down the latter. Her dark blue duffel hanging casually over her shoulder.
"Damn you look hot."
Heero watched as Miaka glared at poor Duo. But he had to admit, she did look good. Looking casual and yet unaware of her beauty, she was dressed in olive colored cargo pants, black spaghetti strap tank, and her usual dark blue jean jacket. Heero smiled as her brows furrowed at Wufei's comment. For a minute, her eyes flashed slightly with uncertainty and perhaps some fear.
"That's my friend Chang."
Wufei backed away slightly when he saw the fire burning in Heero's eyes.
"Babe you are hot!"
Heero turned around to see Miaka holding her Falcon X5 (I made it up, cuz I'm CLUELESS!) at point blank range to Duo's forehead.
"Do. Not. Call. Me. Babe."
Heero chuckled as Miaka flashed him a small smile. Duo stumbled away and smiled. Heero walked back to her and stopped in front of her.
"Act like you do around me."
Her eyes saddened for a minute before she looked at him.
"I can't."
Heero cupped her cheek with his left hand and smiled at her.
"Of course you can. Now come on."
Heero grabbed Nikki's hand and pulled her towards the other guys. Heero smiled as he saw Trowa and Duo, each with one of Miaka's duffels. Duo's eyes lit up when he saw the small smile on Miaka's face.
"Guys, this is my old friend, Nikki."
The guys smiled back at her, except Wufei who was muttering something about weak women.
"Miaka, the one with the long braid who called you a babe is Duo Maxwell."
Duo grinned from ear to ear and winked at Nikki. Nikki giggled slightly and smiled back.
"The innocent looking one with the blonde hair is Quatre R. Winner."
Quatre smiled and bowed slightly to Nikki. Nikki smiled back and curtseyed slightly.
"The one with the gravity defying bangings would be Trowa Barton."
Trowa nodded at Miaka and smiled ever so slightly. Miaka replied with a short nod.
"And the sexist pig that called you an onna is Wufei Chang."
Wufei only nodded with a look of disguise in his eyes. Miaka only gave him a frosty glare and walked right past him. Duo walked up to her and fell in step.
"I think we'll get along just fine."
Nikki looked over and caught the mischievous gleam in his eyes.
"Yes, I think we just might."
Duo laughed and grabbed Miaka's hand and pulled her towards his car.
Heero watched in the back, talking to Quatre. For some reason, he felt a pang of something. HE became slightly angered by the small blush that escaped onto Nikki's cheeks. He let out a small growl.
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Everyone climbed out of the long black limo that Quatre had used to pick them up. Duo jumped around, excited to hit the swimming pool in the Peacecraft mansion. Quatre laughed at Duo as he tripped over the first of the many stairs leading to the door. Trowa smiled as he grabbed two of Miaka's duffels.
"What do you have in here Nikki? Bricks?"
Nikki turned to smile at Trowa before grabbing her duffel and skipping ahead of him.
"No, I don't think so, unless I packed that stone dragon that I love so much!"
Trowa glared at her slightly and then shook his head. He smiled at her humor and gave her a look. She blushed slightly. The party of six made their way up the long stairs leading to the huge white palace. Wufei smirked as he rang the bell. Almost immediately, Pagan answered the door.
"Master Heero! How good to see you well!"
The old man pulled Heero into a hug as the others smirked. Heero blushed ever so slightly and walked through the door.
"Miss Relena, master Milliardo and Ms Noin are waiting for you in the living room."
Heero took Nikki's hand and took her towards the living room.
"Heero it's you, you're-who the hell is the bitch?"
Relena glared at their intertwined hands. Miaka let go and sized up the competition. Yup, it was usual valley girl picture, blond hair, greenish-blue eyes, slim figure, about 5' 2", and dressed in a cute baby blue skirt, pink tank and 2 inch heels.
"Excuse me but you're the only bitch I see here, bitch."
Relena's eyes burned a bright blue and glared at Miaka. Miaka stepped three feet away from Relena, the two facing each other.
Quatre gulped as he felt the evil and dark vibes rolling off the two of them. Duo grabbed some popcorn, smiling in anticipation of a good catfight. Trowa's eyes widened ever so slightly and backed away. Zechs muttered something about just redoing the living room. Heero gulped and walked to a couch, flipped it over and hid. Wufei muttered something about weak women and justice. Noin looked at the two and shook her head muttering something about them being out of control. Heero poked his head from behind the couch and looked at everyone.
"Er....I suggest you guys run for cover."
Duo nodded and sat down next to Heero, making sure to be able to see the good cat fight. Noin sighed and headed for the phone to call their decorator. Trowa blinked a few times and hide behind a nearby desk. Zechs rolled his eyes and stood where he was. Quatre gulped and jumped for cover under the grand piano. Wufei stood where he was, muttering about how women can't hurt him.
"Well you idiot, Heero is my guy. You better back away before something happens."
"Yeah? Well BLONDE, I wanna see just what you have."
"You're gonna wish you never said that freak."
At this point, Nikki's eyes burned with black fire. Relena's was a deep, unnerving blue. They were both in the classic anime mad face-off style. Miaka glared as she slapped Relena nice and hard. Relena retaliated with a punch to Miaka's stomach.
"Oh yeah that really hurt....NOT!"
Miaka grabbed the nearest book and hurled it at Relena. Relena caught the plant to her left and threw it at Miaka.
Zechs watched in horror as his newly decorated bookshelf was dismantled by Miaka and hurled at his sister. Duo laughed all the way, enjoying this wonderful catfight and his popcorn. Heero let out a small "Eep!" as the piano chair hurled by Relena sailed over his head.
Miaka became furious and grabbed the piano, which Quatre was currently hiding behind. Miaka grabbed it and threw it at Relena, Relena dodged while the ten thousand-dollar piano sailed through the air and took out part of the grand marble staircase.
"That was my only cover from this insanity!"
Before Quatre could react, a huge pot of plant thrown by Relena sailed through the air, hit him in the face, and caused him to fly out the window and into the rose bushes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trowa looked over to his left where Quatre had sailed out of and paled. HE gulped and stepped further behind the desk.
Wufei stood there while objects flew through the air.
"You women are weak."
Before Wufei knew what hit him, he was sailing through the air. Apparently, Relena and Miaka had decided to throw something at him. Relena threw a stone statue, while Miaka socked him good. Wufei landed in a lump behind the couch next to Duo. Duo looked at him and shuffled over to him.
"Wu-man? Wu-man? You okay?"
Duo gasped as Wufei opened his eyes in the usual anime knocked out way and grabbed his collar. Wufei pulled himself up slightly and looked at Duo and in a high squeaky voice said,
"But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I wanna stay home and watch you work."
Duo tried prying Wufei's hand off but Wufei just latched on harder.
"Mommy please! I'll be a good boy! I won't go around kissing those girls anymore."
Duo looked at him and froze. He then burst out laughing, rolling on the floor, and holding his sides. Meanwhile, Wufei fell unconscious.
Heero watched from next to Duo and shook his head. He thought there was going to be tension between the two but this is ridiculous. They were killing each other, and everyone around them. He watched as a cow flew over his head and land on Trowa. How the hell a cow got in there was a complete mystery. HE watched with amusement, despite himself, as Trowa's hand reached from beneath the huge mammal and pulled his head out.
Heero could only shake his head as he watched the chaos continue. Books were everywhere. Shattered pieces of pottery littered the floor. Soil and plants were everywhere. He then watched as Zechs tried in vain to calm the two women down. All the response he received is the sensation of being thrown through the air heading for the kitchen. He winced as he heard the sound of pots, breaking plates, and an unnerving scream.
Duo meanwhile continued to munch happily on his popcorn, until......
"I'M OUT OF POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero smirked as his friend rushed towards the kitchen to get more. Unfortunately, five feet away from the door, a flying TV knocked him to the wall.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero looked for signs of the girls stopping. However, they only continued to hurl things at each other. HE sighed and looked at the two. Miaka felt his gaze on her back and turned to looked at him. H gave her a reprimanding glare as Relena, knocking her unconscious threw her against the wall.
Heero carefully walked over to her, careful not to destroy anything else. He saw a vase was still intact and picked it up. He thanked god it was safe, until the vase fell apart in his hands. HE sighed and walked over to Miaka. HE frowned at the bruises on her arms and the long gash on her forehead. Picking her up gently, he walked upstairs to a spare room. He put her on the bed and began treating her wounds carefully.
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Quatre shook his head as he felt pain go up his butt. He stood up painfully and looked at his behind. He winced as he carefully pulled out one of many rose thorns attached to his butt. HE limped carefully into the house, trying to find medical attention. 'Boy,' he thought as he opened the door, 'I'm going to have problems sitting this week.'
His eyes widened as he saw the mess that was once the beautiful living room of the Sank Kingdom Palace. He saw a cow in the middle of the room, behind a desk.
"What the heck is a cow doing in here?!?!?!?!"
"Quatre! HELP ME!"
Quatre's jaw dropped when he saw Trowa's head poking out from the cow's belly. He ran over and tried to pull the cow off. Unfortunately, he didn't get a good grip and ended up flying on the floor, hurting his cute behind even more. [^- ~]
The cow spotted the plants littering the floor and stood up. Quatre crawled over to Trowa and watched as his friend tried to unflatten himself. Trowa looked up at Quatre.
"I don't think I like milk anymore."
"Ouchy!"
The two watched as Duo pushed the TV from the wall. Duo slowly got up and rubbed his poor muscles.
"I like TV but, I don't think I like getting slammed into the wall by them."
Quatre and Trowa laughed as Duo surveyed the room.
"Man, never mess with the two of them."
Everyone nodded as they heard a groan. Duo limped over to Wufei as Wufei picked himself up. His left eye was swollen shut. Duo laughed at Wufei.
"Yo Wu-man! I didn't know you went around kissing girls when you were younger!!!!"
Wufei turned red, from a combination of anger and blushing.
"What are you talking about Maxwell?"
"You were latching onto me and called me mom and said you wouldn't go around kissing arms if I let you stay home."
"That explains it. You look so much like a woman that I mistake you for one."
Duo frowned as they heard the kitchen swing open. They looked as the former Lightning Count walked into the room. His usual neat hair was all over the place.
"I feel like I've been hit by a truck."
"No, it's much worse, you were hit by two females rivaling for a mate."
Zechs glared at Wufei.
"Don't call my sister that."
Wufei shrugged as they overturned the couch and sat down.
"Where's my sis?"
Trowa pointed to an unconscious figure on the floor.
"I guess fighting with Miaka is a challenge."
Zechs nodded. With the way that girl hits, no wonder she's another Perfect Soldier."
The boys nodded while Duo voiced the question on all their minds.
"Where is she?"
The rest of them looked around.
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Heero laid Miaka down on the dark blue cover. Everything in this room was like his own room, everything in dark blue. He blushed as he took of her dark blue jean jacket and the black tank top. He cleaned all her old wounds and dressed the new ones. No wounds except that long gash on her forehead and several bruises. He had a feeling that Relena was in a worse situation, she didn't have Miaka's training.
"That was not a very welcoming greeting."
He smiled ever so slightly as her eyelids fluttered. She opened her left eye while her right was swollen shut.
"Well who told you to start that?"
"Well she was making fun of me. And I had to defend myself."
He shook his head as Miaka grabbed some clothes from her bag and changed. She quickly changed into a new white long sleeve shirt and a puffy black vest.
"So this is the Peacecraft Palace? Well, I'm not impressed."
Heero chuckled as Miaka plopped on the bed and looked around her room. She noted it was in her favorite color, blue. A 14 inch TV sat on a TV stand. A stereo was inside a self. Miaka walked over to the windows and crawled out. Finding tat there was a section to stand, almost like a balcony. She looked as Heero stood next to her, smiling at her while looking at the awesome view of the ocean.
"Nice isn't it."
"Just beautiful"
"I built this a while ago, I was bored and well, it's our little secret."
Miaka smiled as she looked at the sun, which was slowly setting.
"I think I made a mistake in coming here."
"Why?"
"They don't seem to like me much."
"Are you kidding? The guys are crazy about you, well... maybe except Wufei."
"I don't give a crap's ass about Wufei."
Heero slowly took hold of her hand and forced her to face him.
"They like you. Just trust me, they will."
Miaka nodded and looked away, blushing. Heero smiled as he looked at the sunset. He blushed ever so slight as he slipped an arm around Miaka's thin waist. He smiled at her as Miaka smiled back. She leaned into his chest.
'I was right, I don't think this mission will be so bad after all.'
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Rage: I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: No you're not done, you have many more chapters to write.
Rage: What do you care if I have many more to right.
Jade: I dunno.
Rage: Too bad the other ending didn't come right.
Jade: well, you had to move it if you wanted it to be longer.
Rage: Good point, the other ending is to die for.
Jade: Oh yes. Don't worry, you'll read it later.
Rage: Well, Jade, deliver your message.
::Jade pulls out gun and turns to audience::
J: Review, or die!
Rage: Now there's a good pet.
::Jade turns gun on Rage::
Rage:: Eep!!!!!!!!!
By: Rage Barton
Rage: Hello and welcome back to the Rage Barton Show. Today, we have a very special guest, the great Miaka herself. And yes, I am only saying great because she has a gun to my head. ::CLICK:: Now there goes the safety.
Miaka: Say your prayers Barton. ::Turns gun on audience:: Now read, and keep in mind, she doesn't own Gundam.
Rage: Mommy!
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Heero looked around the cabin of the plane. His own duffel was in the back, along with Miaka's three bags. How the female Perfect Soldier can pack so much is beyond him. All he brought was a few changes of clothing and other bare essentials.
"Well you're not a women Heero, unless you're hiding something from me."
He smiled as Miaka plopped down on the seat besides him.
"What took you so long? It took you almost an hour to freshen up. I thought you were the Perfect Soldier."
"Well I am, but only because I'm the Perfect Soldier doesn't mean I have to look bad, spandex boy."
Heero snorted indignantly and Miaka smiled at him.
"We'll be landing in a few Mia."
"Okay, great."
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The Gundam boys, minus Heero, stood on the runway of the airport. They had been waiting for the plane for nearly half an hour. Quatre was reading his book. Trowa was sipping tea; Wufei was sharpening his katana while Duo was jumping around, exciting in seeing Heero. Duo wrapped his arm around Quatre's shoulder.
"Say Quatre, do you think Heero will bring that babe that was with him the other day?"
Quatre only shrugged as Duo went to Wufei to annoy him. Suddenly, a plane appeared in the distance.
"It's Heero guys! Come on! Trowa, Quatre, Wufei! It's him!"
They watched as the plane came speeding down the runway.
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Heero stepped out of the plane and walked into the sunlight. The Preventers had been kind enough to provide a plane for them. HE watched as the other guys came speeding towards him. As his feet reached the floor, Duo knocked the air out of him as he enveloped Heero in a bear hug.
"HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey Duo!"
Duo let go as Quatre pulled Heero into a tight hug.
"Thank god you're okay!"
"Nice to see you too Quatre!"
Quatre stepped aside as Trowa stepped toward. A small grin appeared on both Trowa and Heero's face as Heero held out his hand. Trowa grabbed it, and then pulled Heero in for a hug.
"Glad to have you back Heero."
"Thanks Trowa."
Wufei nodded at Heero and shook Heero's hand.
"In one piece I see Yuy."
"Well, it'll take more that to take out the Perfect Soldier."
Heero smiled slightly, as did Wufei.
"What are you doing here onna?"
Heero turned around to see Miaka slowly making her way down the latter. Her dark blue duffel hanging casually over her shoulder.
"Damn you look hot."
Heero watched as Miaka glared at poor Duo. But he had to admit, she did look good. Looking casual and yet unaware of her beauty, she was dressed in olive colored cargo pants, black spaghetti strap tank, and her usual dark blue jean jacket. Heero smiled as her brows furrowed at Wufei's comment. For a minute, her eyes flashed slightly with uncertainty and perhaps some fear.
"That's my friend Chang."
Wufei backed away slightly when he saw the fire burning in Heero's eyes.
"Babe you are hot!"
Heero turned around to see Miaka holding her Falcon X5 (I made it up, cuz I'm CLUELESS!) at point blank range to Duo's forehead.
"Do. Not. Call. Me. Babe."
Heero chuckled as Miaka flashed him a small smile. Duo stumbled away and smiled. Heero walked back to her and stopped in front of her.
"Act like you do around me."
Her eyes saddened for a minute before she looked at him.
"I can't."
Heero cupped her cheek with his left hand and smiled at her.
"Of course you can. Now come on."
Heero grabbed Nikki's hand and pulled her towards the other guys. Heero smiled as he saw Trowa and Duo, each with one of Miaka's duffels. Duo's eyes lit up when he saw the small smile on Miaka's face.
"Guys, this is my old friend, Nikki."
The guys smiled back at her, except Wufei who was muttering something about weak women.
"Miaka, the one with the long braid who called you a babe is Duo Maxwell."
Duo grinned from ear to ear and winked at Nikki. Nikki giggled slightly and smiled back.
"The innocent looking one with the blonde hair is Quatre R. Winner."
Quatre smiled and bowed slightly to Nikki. Nikki smiled back and curtseyed slightly.
"The one with the gravity defying bangings would be Trowa Barton."
Trowa nodded at Miaka and smiled ever so slightly. Miaka replied with a short nod.
"And the sexist pig that called you an onna is Wufei Chang."
Wufei only nodded with a look of disguise in his eyes. Miaka only gave him a frosty glare and walked right past him. Duo walked up to her and fell in step.
"I think we'll get along just fine."
Nikki looked over and caught the mischievous gleam in his eyes.
"Yes, I think we just might."
Duo laughed and grabbed Miaka's hand and pulled her towards his car.
Heero watched in the back, talking to Quatre. For some reason, he felt a pang of something. HE became slightly angered by the small blush that escaped onto Nikki's cheeks. He let out a small growl.
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Everyone climbed out of the long black limo that Quatre had used to pick them up. Duo jumped around, excited to hit the swimming pool in the Peacecraft mansion. Quatre laughed at Duo as he tripped over the first of the many stairs leading to the door. Trowa smiled as he grabbed two of Miaka's duffels.
"What do you have in here Nikki? Bricks?"
Nikki turned to smile at Trowa before grabbing her duffel and skipping ahead of him.
"No, I don't think so, unless I packed that stone dragon that I love so much!"
Trowa glared at her slightly and then shook his head. He smiled at her humor and gave her a look. She blushed slightly. The party of six made their way up the long stairs leading to the huge white palace. Wufei smirked as he rang the bell. Almost immediately, Pagan answered the door.
"Master Heero! How good to see you well!"
The old man pulled Heero into a hug as the others smirked. Heero blushed ever so slightly and walked through the door.
"Miss Relena, master Milliardo and Ms Noin are waiting for you in the living room."
Heero took Nikki's hand and took her towards the living room.
"Heero it's you, you're-who the hell is the bitch?"
Relena glared at their intertwined hands. Miaka let go and sized up the competition. Yup, it was usual valley girl picture, blond hair, greenish-blue eyes, slim figure, about 5' 2", and dressed in a cute baby blue skirt, pink tank and 2 inch heels.
"Excuse me but you're the only bitch I see here, bitch."
Relena's eyes burned a bright blue and glared at Miaka. Miaka stepped three feet away from Relena, the two facing each other.
Quatre gulped as he felt the evil and dark vibes rolling off the two of them. Duo grabbed some popcorn, smiling in anticipation of a good catfight. Trowa's eyes widened ever so slightly and backed away. Zechs muttered something about just redoing the living room. Heero gulped and walked to a couch, flipped it over and hid. Wufei muttered something about weak women and justice. Noin looked at the two and shook her head muttering something about them being out of control. Heero poked his head from behind the couch and looked at everyone.
"Er....I suggest you guys run for cover."
Duo nodded and sat down next to Heero, making sure to be able to see the good cat fight. Noin sighed and headed for the phone to call their decorator. Trowa blinked a few times and hide behind a nearby desk. Zechs rolled his eyes and stood where he was. Quatre gulped and jumped for cover under the grand piano. Wufei stood where he was, muttering about how women can't hurt him.
"Well you idiot, Heero is my guy. You better back away before something happens."
"Yeah? Well BLONDE, I wanna see just what you have."
"You're gonna wish you never said that freak."
At this point, Nikki's eyes burned with black fire. Relena's was a deep, unnerving blue. They were both in the classic anime mad face-off style. Miaka glared as she slapped Relena nice and hard. Relena retaliated with a punch to Miaka's stomach.
"Oh yeah that really hurt....NOT!"
Miaka grabbed the nearest book and hurled it at Relena. Relena caught the plant to her left and threw it at Miaka.
Zechs watched in horror as his newly decorated bookshelf was dismantled by Miaka and hurled at his sister. Duo laughed all the way, enjoying this wonderful catfight and his popcorn. Heero let out a small "Eep!" as the piano chair hurled by Relena sailed over his head.
Miaka became furious and grabbed the piano, which Quatre was currently hiding behind. Miaka grabbed it and threw it at Relena, Relena dodged while the ten thousand-dollar piano sailed through the air and took out part of the grand marble staircase.
"That was my only cover from this insanity!"
Before Quatre could react, a huge pot of plant thrown by Relena sailed through the air, hit him in the face, and caused him to fly out the window and into the rose bushes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trowa looked over to his left where Quatre had sailed out of and paled. HE gulped and stepped further behind the desk.
Wufei stood there while objects flew through the air.
"You women are weak."
Before Wufei knew what hit him, he was sailing through the air. Apparently, Relena and Miaka had decided to throw something at him. Relena threw a stone statue, while Miaka socked him good. Wufei landed in a lump behind the couch next to Duo. Duo looked at him and shuffled over to him.
"Wu-man? Wu-man? You okay?"
Duo gasped as Wufei opened his eyes in the usual anime knocked out way and grabbed his collar. Wufei pulled himself up slightly and looked at Duo and in a high squeaky voice said,
"But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I wanna stay home and watch you work."
Duo tried prying Wufei's hand off but Wufei just latched on harder.
"Mommy please! I'll be a good boy! I won't go around kissing those girls anymore."
Duo looked at him and froze. He then burst out laughing, rolling on the floor, and holding his sides. Meanwhile, Wufei fell unconscious.
Heero watched from next to Duo and shook his head. He thought there was going to be tension between the two but this is ridiculous. They were killing each other, and everyone around them. He watched as a cow flew over his head and land on Trowa. How the hell a cow got in there was a complete mystery. HE watched with amusement, despite himself, as Trowa's hand reached from beneath the huge mammal and pulled his head out.
Heero could only shake his head as he watched the chaos continue. Books were everywhere. Shattered pieces of pottery littered the floor. Soil and plants were everywhere. He then watched as Zechs tried in vain to calm the two women down. All the response he received is the sensation of being thrown through the air heading for the kitchen. He winced as he heard the sound of pots, breaking plates, and an unnerving scream.
Duo meanwhile continued to munch happily on his popcorn, until......
"I'M OUT OF POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero smirked as his friend rushed towards the kitchen to get more. Unfortunately, five feet away from the door, a flying TV knocked him to the wall.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Heero looked for signs of the girls stopping. However, they only continued to hurl things at each other. HE sighed and looked at the two. Miaka felt his gaze on her back and turned to looked at him. H gave her a reprimanding glare as Relena, knocking her unconscious threw her against the wall.
Heero carefully walked over to her, careful not to destroy anything else. He saw a vase was still intact and picked it up. He thanked god it was safe, until the vase fell apart in his hands. HE sighed and walked over to Miaka. HE frowned at the bruises on her arms and the long gash on her forehead. Picking her up gently, he walked upstairs to a spare room. He put her on the bed and began treating her wounds carefully.
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Quatre shook his head as he felt pain go up his butt. He stood up painfully and looked at his behind. He winced as he carefully pulled out one of many rose thorns attached to his butt. HE limped carefully into the house, trying to find medical attention. 'Boy,' he thought as he opened the door, 'I'm going to have problems sitting this week.'
His eyes widened as he saw the mess that was once the beautiful living room of the Sank Kingdom Palace. He saw a cow in the middle of the room, behind a desk.
"What the heck is a cow doing in here?!?!?!?!"
"Quatre! HELP ME!"
Quatre's jaw dropped when he saw Trowa's head poking out from the cow's belly. He ran over and tried to pull the cow off. Unfortunately, he didn't get a good grip and ended up flying on the floor, hurting his cute behind even more. [^- ~]
The cow spotted the plants littering the floor and stood up. Quatre crawled over to Trowa and watched as his friend tried to unflatten himself. Trowa looked up at Quatre.
"I don't think I like milk anymore."
"Ouchy!"
The two watched as Duo pushed the TV from the wall. Duo slowly got up and rubbed his poor muscles.
"I like TV but, I don't think I like getting slammed into the wall by them."
Quatre and Trowa laughed as Duo surveyed the room.
"Man, never mess with the two of them."
Everyone nodded as they heard a groan. Duo limped over to Wufei as Wufei picked himself up. His left eye was swollen shut. Duo laughed at Wufei.
"Yo Wu-man! I didn't know you went around kissing girls when you were younger!!!!"
Wufei turned red, from a combination of anger and blushing.
"What are you talking about Maxwell?"
"You were latching onto me and called me mom and said you wouldn't go around kissing arms if I let you stay home."
"That explains it. You look so much like a woman that I mistake you for one."
Duo frowned as they heard the kitchen swing open. They looked as the former Lightning Count walked into the room. His usual neat hair was all over the place.
"I feel like I've been hit by a truck."
"No, it's much worse, you were hit by two females rivaling for a mate."
Zechs glared at Wufei.
"Don't call my sister that."
Wufei shrugged as they overturned the couch and sat down.
"Where's my sis?"
Trowa pointed to an unconscious figure on the floor.
"I guess fighting with Miaka is a challenge."
Zechs nodded. With the way that girl hits, no wonder she's another Perfect Soldier."
The boys nodded while Duo voiced the question on all their minds.
"Where is she?"
The rest of them looked around.
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Heero laid Miaka down on the dark blue cover. Everything in this room was like his own room, everything in dark blue. He blushed as he took of her dark blue jean jacket and the black tank top. He cleaned all her old wounds and dressed the new ones. No wounds except that long gash on her forehead and several bruises. He had a feeling that Relena was in a worse situation, she didn't have Miaka's training.
"That was not a very welcoming greeting."
He smiled ever so slightly as her eyelids fluttered. She opened her left eye while her right was swollen shut.
"Well who told you to start that?"
"Well she was making fun of me. And I had to defend myself."
He shook his head as Miaka grabbed some clothes from her bag and changed. She quickly changed into a new white long sleeve shirt and a puffy black vest.
"So this is the Peacecraft Palace? Well, I'm not impressed."
Heero chuckled as Miaka plopped on the bed and looked around her room. She noted it was in her favorite color, blue. A 14 inch TV sat on a TV stand. A stereo was inside a self. Miaka walked over to the windows and crawled out. Finding tat there was a section to stand, almost like a balcony. She looked as Heero stood next to her, smiling at her while looking at the awesome view of the ocean.
"Nice isn't it."
"Just beautiful"
"I built this a while ago, I was bored and well, it's our little secret."
Miaka smiled as she looked at the sun, which was slowly setting.
"I think I made a mistake in coming here."
"Why?"
"They don't seem to like me much."
"Are you kidding? The guys are crazy about you, well... maybe except Wufei."
"I don't give a crap's ass about Wufei."
Heero slowly took hold of her hand and forced her to face him.
"They like you. Just trust me, they will."
Miaka nodded and looked away, blushing. Heero smiled as he looked at the sunset. He blushed ever so slight as he slipped an arm around Miaka's thin waist. He smiled at her as Miaka smiled back. She leaned into his chest.
'I was right, I don't think this mission will be so bad after all.'
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Rage: I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: No you're not done, you have many more chapters to write.
Rage: What do you care if I have many more to right.
Jade: I dunno.
Rage: Too bad the other ending didn't come right.
Jade: well, you had to move it if you wanted it to be longer.
Rage: Good point, the other ending is to die for.
Jade: Oh yes. Don't worry, you'll read it later.
Rage: Well, Jade, deliver your message.
::Jade pulls out gun and turns to audience::
J: Review, or die!
Rage: Now there's a good pet.
::Jade turns gun on Rage::
Rage:: Eep!!!!!!!!!
