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Disclaimer…Nothing belongs to me yet.. but I might make something up so you never know.. Anything unrecognizable is mine J

Author's Note: Hey people if you read my story review even if you hate it I like flames just as much as nobody else does… actually flames are good… J

Silently, ever so silently the cloaked figure walked around the room. Every so often he would pull something out of the pocket of hiss cloak and set it down silently, ever so silently. After doing all of this he headed towards the door pulled out a long thin piece of wood and whispered something softly, and with a twirl of his cloak he left. As the figure ran out the door he pulled over him what looked like a silvery sheet and then there was no more of him.

Back in the Gryffindor common room three beings were still awake. One was a sandy haired boy who looked very skinny and very tired. Another was a boy with very dark eyes and shaggy black hair that seemed like he never brushed it. Then the last person in the room and possibly the least normal looking was a girl who was shorter than the boys by about a foot and a half and a lot younger looking. Her brilliant green eyes could be seen even in the dark. She had curly red hair that was pulled up into two pig tail buns on the crown of her head. Making her hair look just as messy as the boy she was sitting next to.

"You don't think he got caught do you Sirius?" Lily looked frightened. Being caught in one of their pranks was not a good thing. They had only let one person go so if they were caught the least amount of points would be taken from Gryffindor. The black messy haired kid gave her a smile that would send most people sliding to the ground, but it never had an impact on Lily.

"James, get caught, Lily you have got to be serious," Lily open her mouth to make some Sirius serious comment but decided better of it. "James is the best prankster here except us, the only reason we all got caught is because dummy head wormy couldn't keep his feet to himself." Sirius hated Peter Pettigrew, or Wormy, he thought there was something different about him. If the marauders weren't there to help him Sirius suspected he would go straight to the Slytherins. Suddenly from behind something grabbed Lily, she didn't even look around, all she did was kick back and kick back hard, she felt her leg connect with a rather private place and the person holding her immediately let go. She smiled when she saw there was no one there.

"Sorry James didn't no it was you, you shouldn't go sneaking up on people like that, it's not very nice!" James though was still not to be seen until Lily untied the cloak on him when she figured out where he was. Still lying on the ground holding himself. He looked almost identical to the black messy haired boy named Sirius except for two things. One there hair was different colors, James' was brown, and two, James' eyes were blue a grayish blue. He smiled and pulled Lily to the floor with a sudden clasp and jerk of her hand and wrestled with her. Sirius and the other boy, Remus looked on with keen interest as James and Lily pretended to fight each other.

Even though Lily was two years younger than all of them, they had excepted her for her excellent prank skills. The marauders, as they called themselves were the most popular boys in all of Hogwarts, even though they were only in their third year. All were on the quidditch team and all were very good. Although Lily was only in her first year at Hogwarts, she was one of the most popular girls in the school and the only first year Gryffindor girl. She also knew more about the castle then anyone in their seventh year.

"Well shall we go down to breakfast?" said a highly annoyed Lily who had just gotten up from being pinned to the ground. As they walked down to breakfast they started to smell a horrible stench coming from the great hall. Each of them had to try to wipe the identical smirks off their faces as they went into the hall. Every single Slytherin was in the Great Hall, and every single Slytherin had crap all over them.

"Potter," Lily said very silently, "What did you put in their common room last night? I thought you were just going to jinx Snape and Malfoy." James was about to answer when a disgusting trio of filth started to come over from the Slytherin table. Lily was barely able to control her laughter, and the rest of the Gryffindor table definitely was not able too either. Snape, Malfoy and Karkaroff were all covered in crap but also in scarlet and gold. They all had little fish that swam around their heads that sang Gryffindors rule on it. That was all for Sirius, he stood up and ran to the head table.

"Excuse me teachers but we Gryffindors are being attacked by Slytherins' Crap monsters of Doom!" He shouted this very loudly into the great hall so that everyone could hear. Dumbledore himself looked quite amused at the looks of the Slytherins. He being the headmaster could not laugh at them.

"Mr. Black do you have any idea how this could have happened?"

"No idea Mr. Headship sir."

"Very well than, all of the houses that have not been, er, dunged, may go to their classes, the rest of you may go to the showers to clean up." Seeing that they should go the marauders and Lily walked out of the Great Hall when someone yelled, "Hey Mudblood don't look now, but something's coming your way!" Lily turned just in time to see Snape turn his wand and whisper something.

A/N: For all of those who have never read what I read… it will get crazier and more exciting but if people want it to not be exciting I will not make it exciting… and if I get 15 reviews I will continue… if I don't get 15 reviews I will still continue.