A/N: Wow two chapters in one day… I am definitely on a roll

A/N: Wow two chapters in one day… I am definitely on a roll!!! Woo Hoo!!! I'll try to write as much as I can before I leave on Sunday… I am going to camp and then Florida and I won't be back until the 9th of July… L I will prolly come up with weird and different ideas. I should probably change this story's genre to humor/romance since there is much more humor than romance and stuff in it!! Like I always say, Read and Review please!!! Maybe one day I'll have over a hundred reviews on my story. If that ever happened I would die with Happiness!! For all of those peeps that read my stories but don't review, well poop on you!

ANYWAY….

Disclaimer: I do not ow any of the characters except Darkwing Duck, whose name I really don't own either. James, Lily, Sirius (the damn hottie), Remus, Snape, the ugly git, Malfoy and others, they belong to the wonderful J.K.Rowling or Warner Bros. Which ever side you are on. ANYWAY…on with the story…

Slytherin's Crap Monsters

Chapter 4

The Marauders and Darkwing were almost to the Potion's dungeon when out of the blue James said, "Lily, can I talk to you?" Sirius made a loud 'ooooo' and some kissing noises, but didn't say anything. Lily looked up at James, his black messy hair all over the place as normal, the deep blue eyes that seemed to go on for ages and said, "Sure James." She gave him a quizzical look, but aloud herself to be steered into the next room.

When in the room Lily realized James looked a bit uncomfortable, even under the dim light of the dungeon room, she could tell. James opened and closed his mouth like he was about to say something, but that something wasn't coming out. He moved closer to her and said, "Lily, I, I…" but nothing else came out and before Lily could realize it James lips were on top of hers. Lily was shocked at first, but then she realized how much she had always wanted to kiss James, he was an awful good kisser too. His kisses were sweet like candy. He broke away from her. Lily just stood there in a daze.

James smiled to himself, it felt so good to get that off his shoulders. "Let's get to class then shall we?" He felt Lily slip her hand into his and he kissed her on the cheek. "Come along Lady Lily before Sirius can make up some rumors of what we have been doing here. " But as he was leading her out of the door way, she stopped moving and pulled him back ad kissed him again.

"So? Why don't we let him?" Then she kissed him deeply. When she broke away and sat up James grabbed her and pulled her back into another kiss. This kiss, Lily thought, is way better than the first two. In a sense it was different considering the fact that James tongue was exploring her mouth as was hers his. She finally pulled out and said," James, I would love to do this all day, but I think our teachers might miss us, well at least all of them but Potanian." James nodded his head in agreement and walked out with Lily, hand in hand. (A/N: I think I am done writing mushy stuff, back to the humor!)

When they got to the potion's classroom they were able to slip in unnoticed because, by the looks of it Wormy had blown up his cauldron ad the shrinking potion inside of it, right when the professor was checking it. So next to the explosion site sat a baby Wormtail, and a baby Professor Potanian. Next to that there was about a seven year old Sirius! Gosh, Lily thought to herself, he actually looked innocent back then! Lily turned to James and exclaimed, "Maybe we should go get Dumbledore." James nodded his head in agreement, ad whisked Lily back up the way they had came.

"When they got to Dumbledore's office they told him the story and then Dumbledore asked in amusement "Now why weren't you splashed? I know you and Sirius always sit next to each other in class." James and Lily looked at each other.

"I forgot my book for potions so James came back to the dormitories with me to get it." Lily lied, she did not want to tell Dumbledore the reason they were late for class was because she was snogging with James. Although now that she thought about it, it would be funny to see the old man's expression when she told him that.

About a week passed since the day that all happened. Sirius was back to his normal self, which was a good thing. Wormy was back to his normal self, which was a bad thing. James and Lily didn't tell anyone about what they had done in that classroom, although Sirius started some interesting rumors about it. Many angry and jealous girls came up to Lily trying to see why James had chosen her, and when someone would try to hex her, James would come up from behind and ask if there was anything wrong, kiss Lily on the head and then they would walk away to go plan there next adventure.

A/N: Ok, I know that chapter was extremely short, but I had to get the lovey Dovey crap out of the way. No story or movie is complete with out violence and swans!! I had to run two miles in the rain today so if anyone thinks I am being grumpy or anything dumb I my stories, its just the way I am!! My dumb N key won't work write so I keep having to go back and put N's in my words… its dumb!!! Please Review at the bottom. More points for those who review more than once!!!