Disclaimers: Kiss my wart

Disclaimers: Kiss my wart! Clamp owns CCS, now if you excuse me I gotta go curse somebody.

Author's Notes: WARNING! This is what happens when Cindy Moon and writer's block combine.

So, grab some popcorn and be ready to flame me!

Syaoran and a brick wall don't mix

By: Cindy Moon aka TerTer

Syaoran gazed at the view of Tomoeda from his favorite Sakura tree.

The wind was blowing through his hair making messier, but Sakura liked it that way.

As he ran his fingers through his hair, those brown eyes slowly moved to… her… the one he loved the most…

And she was flirtatiously laughing with Eriol.

Syaoran even picked up bits and pieces of their conversation.

"Ha,ha I know…" She batted her eyelashes at Eriol and he even smiled back.

Syaoran grew fangs and developed four new vein sizes.

Syaoran: STAY AWAY from her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He jumped down from the tree and ran to them…

Too bad for him there was a brick wall in the way.(don't ask how it got there, I don't know everything!)

Syaoran: oooiiieee… I want my mommy…(can you see him with stars all around his head and half his teeth are all knocked out?)

Eriol: OUCh! That has got to hurt!

Sakura: O, well that plan to make him jealous didn't work too well…

Yamazaki(coming out from nowhere) : We have to get him up! Come on boy! *slaps him* get up!!!

Tomoyo: That's not how you gotta wake him up!!!

Sakura: yeah…

Sakura grabs his feet and drags him into the shade.(to prevent heatstroke and sunburn of course)

Sakura: okay, come on boy, get up! *slaps both of his cheeks*

They tried everything, the water on the face, the spit on the face, the threaten him with Meiling thing, but none of them work.

Sakura: Come on!!!!! Wake up already! You're going to make us all late!

Eriol: Why don't you give him CPR? *wink wink*

Tomoyo: ooo… you nasty minded freak! Besides, he's still breathing…

Eriol: So you wanna try it on me instead Tomoyo?

Yamazaki, Chiharu(where he goes, she goes), Sakura and Tomoyo: EWWWWWWWWwwwWWWWWwwwwWWWWww

Tomoyo reconsiders: I'll think about it… *winks*

Gagging can be heard in the background.

Eriol: You are so immature!

Yamazaki: And proud of it!

Then, the first signs of Syaoran's awakening…(play the record… ER music in the background)

First, it was a twitch then it grew into a bigger one then it grew into…

Unconscious Syaoran: ahh… Sakura… Sakura… Sakura…(note: he's saying this is that dreaming voice)

*lifts arms up as if he was going to hug her but ends up hugging thin air*

Tomoyo: (pulls camera out from nowhere) : ooooo… this is good… can you say first prize on Real TV?

Syaoran: you're sooooo soft…

Eriol: Whooo!

Tomoyo: so.. uhh… you and Syaoran got a thing going on?

Sakura: No! What about you and Eli over there????(this is my rants against that name they gave Eriol!!!! I hate it. What kinda name is Eli Moon?)

Eriol: I resent that name!!!!!

Now they are all playing around with the re-play… over and repeatedly and over and over…times infinity plus one…

Eriol: Hey why don't we auction off the tape?

Sakura: I'll pay ten bucks for that tape(I know it's supposed to be Yen)

Chiharu: 20!

Yamauzaki: 100 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

Tomoyo: You don't have that much money… *glares*

Yamazaki: I do now… *grabs Tomoyo's camera bag*

Tomoyo: give that back, that stuff cost a fortune!

Yamazaki: My point exactly!!!!

Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *points franticly at something*

All: huh?! ?! ?! *blink blink*

Sakura: Syaoran woke up!!!!!!

Syaoran: What happened here? *tries to get up*

Tomoyo: quick Eriol, run!!!

Eriol: Here! Catch! *throws tape*

Tomoyo: hey I paid for that!

Yamazaki: I got it!

Uhh… here you take the tape… *throws randomly*

Syaoran: huh?!

Sakura: uhh…

Chiharu: uhh…

Tomoyo: uhhh…

Syaoran: what's going on??

Eriol: uhhh…

-the next day-

Tomoyo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: ?!

Eriol: ?!

Tomoyo: The tape is gone!!!

Yamazaki: don't look at me! She did it! *points at his girlfriend*

Chiharu: DIE!!! *tires to strangle him*

Syaoran: This one?? *pulls tape out from his backpack*

Everyone corners him and advance like vampires…

Syaoran: hehe…guys???

Tomoyo: Let's get him…

The END

AN: see I warned you!!!!!

Bit strange don't ya think… well blame my lil bro on this too… he thought if some of it…

Anyways… more fics(hopefully better ones) will come soon okay…

BTW, tell me what type of fics you want me to write… romance, humor, action… whatever…

I'll try to write it all!!!!!!!! Don't even bother giving me a flame… just a review will work…