Disclaimers: Beware… if you use this fic or anything related may your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.(my teacher used to say this)
CCS belongs to Clamp
Author's Notes: I know it took me a reallie long time but here it is… the sequel to Syaoran and a brick wall don't mix.
Btw, it's in script format…
Read the story before this first or u might not get everything
I know it's crappy and sucks like heck! I know it's also very short
Syaoran and the truth make a bad couple
By: Cindy Moon aka TerTer and now… TaeTae
Syaoran: I still don't get it…
Tomoyo: Easy… you give us the tape and no one gets hurt.
Syaoran: I can't remember anything though…
Sakura: Sure you don't, know hand it over… I paid 10 bucks for that tape…
Syaoran: I still don't know what you're talking about
Eriol: Comeon… let's leave him…
That's just the beginning of a long fic… I know it doesn't seem funny now but it will later
Tomoyo: I'm sick and tired of your games, give us the tape or... *pulls out vid cam*
Syaoran: No! I deserve to see what's in it if you want it so bad *takes off and runs*
You guessed it, for some strange reason there was a brick wall inside the classroom.
Sakura: NOT AGAIN!!!!
Tomoyo: Yeah, maybe this time he isn't breathing... *wink wink*
Eriol: I'm the one you're supposed to be kissing Tomoyo!!
Tomoyo: Who said anything about kissing? I was talking about CPR
Eriol: My point exactly...
(Where are the rest of the characters, I really don't know... Chiharu and Yamazaki are trying not to get involved)
Sakura: How did he find about the tape in the first place?
Syaoran : ZZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ *snorts*
Eriol: It's a conspiracy I tell you a conspiracy!!! The aliens have come to take over the world and Syaoran is abducted!!!!
As soon as he says that, classmates start to come in.
Tomoyo and Sakura: ???!!! *face faults*
Sakura: well, let's hypnotize him... you know while he's sleeping then he'll tell us all he knows.
Eriol: Oh no you don't, I don't want to hear his most inner most secrets. That boy has sick fantasies, believe me I've seen his mind.
Sakura: Dah! *kicks him in the shins and attempts a bitch slap*
Tomoyo: He is right, Syaoran was telling us how soft you feel! *snickers*
Syaoran: ZZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ *drooling*
Sakura: Well... *eerie silence* now that you mention it I really don't want to know either.
Tomoyo: Too late.
Eriol is waving his hand like a maniac over Syaoran.
Eriol: Tell us what you know... everything... *is still waving hands over Syaoran*
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (picture one of those soap opera scenes when she finds out he's been cheating on her)
Syaoran : I want my mommy!!! *sucks thumb*
Eriol: Dammit! Tell us what you know retard!
Sakura:.........
Tomoyo: ummm, Eriol our classmates are staring at us...
Eriol: Not until he talks
Syaoran: ahahaahah blahblah ahahaha *giggles like a baby*
Tomoyo: Sakura I don't know what you see in him *rolls eyes*
Sakura: Move over Eriol! This is a woman's job... *touches Syaoran's cheeks* Comeon, do it for me... What do you know?
All awaiting an answer...
Syaoran's mouth is beginning to open and... TO BE CONTINUED...
if you believe this I have some land on mars I have to sell you... call your agents first
He tells the truth... prepared to be shocked!
Syaoran(half-asleep): I just wanted you to like me more Sakura... I fainted on purpose. I wanted some attention *wails like a baby* I just wanted to be loved!!! Is that such a crime?!
and Eriol was right, I tried to get Sakura to kiss me... I'm so ashamed! *hides head*
My sisters were right. I should stop taking all that extra medication. I was just trying to boost some hormones!!!!
Sakura: AHH! *prepares to slap him*
Tomoyo: This is the best footage *records*
Eriol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All(including classmates inside the room): ??!!!
Eriol: Where's the tape??!!!
Tomoyo: That's where we came here for!
Sakura: I paid ten bucks for it!
Syaoran wakes up.
Syaoran: So whaddya miss *rubs eyes*
All: *anime fall*
Eriol goes to find that tape and to his surprise there is a door that knocks him unconscious.(can we say CPR?)
The end! R+R if you think it was good or bad... drop comments for future fics!
