A Date With The Devil
Dib and Gaz arrived at Virginia's house. "OK we're here so, how can we get in?" Dib asked "Leave that to me" Gaz answered "I'll run up to the door, get her attention, while you sneak in through that sliding glass door,plant the bugs then get out." "Genious Gaz!" "Keep it down" Gaz ran up to the door, rang the doorbell, then took off. Virginia jumped up from her resting place on the couch. She dragged herself over to the door. "Who is it? Darn neighborhood pranksters, always bothering me." She went back to the couch and collasped in a drunken faint. Meanwhile, Dib snuck in through the door, as planned. "Gotta hurry" He planted bugs in: the living room, Zim's bedroom, the kitchen, and Virginia's
bedroom. He snuck back out, making sure not to wake Virginia. "Did you plant the bugs?" Yeah! Now let's go home and spy!" "Dib, You BUG me!"
Virginia woke with a start. She looked up at the digital clock. "6:56, Oh my gosh, I've gotta get everything ready for tonight." She popped an Easy Bake chicken casserole into the oven, then started making a black forest cake. She then pulled out an elegant, pink floral dress, then pulled out another outfit. "Zim dear, are you almost done?" "Yeah, I'm getting out" Zim scrambled out of the tub, and dried off on a big fluffy towel. "I'm gonna have a dinner guest tonight, so you'll need to dress up, your outfit is in your room." "Kay" Zim walked in his room, but stopped and stared in horror. On his bed was a little boy's black suit, with matching tie, and black loafers. "Uh Miss Ferguson, what is this?" "It's your suit for tonight honey" "You actually expect me to wear this?" "Yes, Now PUT IT ON! Oh and another thing, from now on call me Mommy Dearest" "Yes Mommy Dearest." Trembling he put the disgusting suit on "Fix your hair too, Zim dear" He combed his "hair" until there wasn't a single hair out of place. "Aw you look so adorable." Virginia said sweetly She set the table with the best china,and beatiful dinner candles.She placed the dinner on the table, and placed the black forest cake with cream cheese icing,into the fridge to cool. "DING DONG" "I hope that isn't anymore pranksters, Zim get the door" Zim opened the door. Standing there was a man wearing a gray suit and tie. He carried a bouquet of roses and a bottle of champagne. "Who the heck are you?" Zim asked "I am Richard Swindell...You must be Zim" "Wow You're very observant." Richard frowned at Zim's remark "Look kid I...." "Richey" Virginia exclaimed "Ginny" Richard said with a smile. They embraced for a moment. "I brought you these" "Oh they're beatiful" "And this is for later" Zim cocked an unseen eyebrow. "Well let's go eat before it all get's cold" Virginia said.
"YUCK! Too much mushyness!" Dib exclaimed. "I think it's romantic...I mean whatever." Gaz said as she blushed deeply. "Ya know you scare me sometimes Gaz" "Quiet! Can't you see I'm on the last level of my game, If I lose, I'll make you wish you had never been born" "Gulp, Ok, I'll spy some more and leave you to your game."
"What is this mess?" Zim thought. "The humans seem to be enjoying it, maybe it's not that bad." Virginia and Richard were chatting away, while Zim picked at his food. Richard then stood up,got down on one knee,and pulled a small box out of his pocket. Virginia's eye's lit up at this. "Ginny, this can't wait any longer" He opened the box to show a stunning diamond ring "Will you marry me?" Virginia looked like she would faint. Zim dropped his fork onto his plate. He had seen this many times before in movies, so he knew what she would say next. "I will!" "Then it settled, next Sunday we'll get married, until then, let's enjoy our night" "We'll be a family!"
"Yeah a family straight from the pits of the abyss" Dib thought out loud "If ya can drink alchohol and enjoy it, your destiny is pre- determined." "C'mon Dib, Zim isn't drinking, I don't think he ever will, besides, they seem like good people" "Yeah, but still,I have a creepy feeling that something bad is gonna happen"
Zim cleared the table, and watched Virginia and Richard outside taking a night time dip in the pool. "Zimmy dear, come swim with us." "I don't think so mommy dearest" Richard walked over to Zim. "Do what your mother told you to do" "No" "Then I'll throw you in" "Uh-oh" Richard picked Zim up, but Zim had other plans. "Hiya" Zim karate chopped Richard's arm, causing Richard to drop him on the patio table. When he hit the table, the bottle of champagne fell off the table and broke. "I'll kill you for that!!" He slapped Zim across the mouth, sending him flying into the wall behind him. "Zim, look what you did, you made Richey hurt his hand, Oh Richey are you alright?" Zim crawled into the house. He ran into the bathroom. He looked in the mirror, his lip was bleeding. He tore some toilet paper off and held it against his wound. He also had a nasty bruise. He crawled into bed, all he heard was Richard and Virginia outside splashing.
"That was horrible, Poor Zim" Gaz said "We've gotta do something about this, Dib" "I know Gaz, It's a wonder he didn't knock Zim's fake eyes out. But who are we gonna get to help us?" "DAD" They said in unison. "When he get's home , we'll show him the video, Gaz, stay here and watch to see if anything else happens, I'm gonna go call Dad to find out when he's gonna get home" "Kay Dib, but hurry."
Dib and Gaz arrived at Virginia's house. "OK we're here so, how can we get in?" Dib asked "Leave that to me" Gaz answered "I'll run up to the door, get her attention, while you sneak in through that sliding glass door,plant the bugs then get out." "Genious Gaz!" "Keep it down" Gaz ran up to the door, rang the doorbell, then took off. Virginia jumped up from her resting place on the couch. She dragged herself over to the door. "Who is it? Darn neighborhood pranksters, always bothering me." She went back to the couch and collasped in a drunken faint. Meanwhile, Dib snuck in through the door, as planned. "Gotta hurry" He planted bugs in: the living room, Zim's bedroom, the kitchen, and Virginia's
bedroom. He snuck back out, making sure not to wake Virginia. "Did you plant the bugs?" Yeah! Now let's go home and spy!" "Dib, You BUG me!"
Virginia woke with a start. She looked up at the digital clock. "6:56, Oh my gosh, I've gotta get everything ready for tonight." She popped an Easy Bake chicken casserole into the oven, then started making a black forest cake. She then pulled out an elegant, pink floral dress, then pulled out another outfit. "Zim dear, are you almost done?" "Yeah, I'm getting out" Zim scrambled out of the tub, and dried off on a big fluffy towel. "I'm gonna have a dinner guest tonight, so you'll need to dress up, your outfit is in your room." "Kay" Zim walked in his room, but stopped and stared in horror. On his bed was a little boy's black suit, with matching tie, and black loafers. "Uh Miss Ferguson, what is this?" "It's your suit for tonight honey" "You actually expect me to wear this?" "Yes, Now PUT IT ON! Oh and another thing, from now on call me Mommy Dearest" "Yes Mommy Dearest." Trembling he put the disgusting suit on "Fix your hair too, Zim dear" He combed his "hair" until there wasn't a single hair out of place. "Aw you look so adorable." Virginia said sweetly She set the table with the best china,and beatiful dinner candles.She placed the dinner on the table, and placed the black forest cake with cream cheese icing,into the fridge to cool. "DING DONG" "I hope that isn't anymore pranksters, Zim get the door" Zim opened the door. Standing there was a man wearing a gray suit and tie. He carried a bouquet of roses and a bottle of champagne. "Who the heck are you?" Zim asked "I am Richard Swindell...You must be Zim" "Wow You're very observant." Richard frowned at Zim's remark "Look kid I...." "Richey" Virginia exclaimed "Ginny" Richard said with a smile. They embraced for a moment. "I brought you these" "Oh they're beatiful" "And this is for later" Zim cocked an unseen eyebrow. "Well let's go eat before it all get's cold" Virginia said.
"YUCK! Too much mushyness!" Dib exclaimed. "I think it's romantic...I mean whatever." Gaz said as she blushed deeply. "Ya know you scare me sometimes Gaz" "Quiet! Can't you see I'm on the last level of my game, If I lose, I'll make you wish you had never been born" "Gulp, Ok, I'll spy some more and leave you to your game."
"What is this mess?" Zim thought. "The humans seem to be enjoying it, maybe it's not that bad." Virginia and Richard were chatting away, while Zim picked at his food. Richard then stood up,got down on one knee,and pulled a small box out of his pocket. Virginia's eye's lit up at this. "Ginny, this can't wait any longer" He opened the box to show a stunning diamond ring "Will you marry me?" Virginia looked like she would faint. Zim dropped his fork onto his plate. He had seen this many times before in movies, so he knew what she would say next. "I will!" "Then it settled, next Sunday we'll get married, until then, let's enjoy our night" "We'll be a family!"
"Yeah a family straight from the pits of the abyss" Dib thought out loud "If ya can drink alchohol and enjoy it, your destiny is pre- determined." "C'mon Dib, Zim isn't drinking, I don't think he ever will, besides, they seem like good people" "Yeah, but still,I have a creepy feeling that something bad is gonna happen"
Zim cleared the table, and watched Virginia and Richard outside taking a night time dip in the pool. "Zimmy dear, come swim with us." "I don't think so mommy dearest" Richard walked over to Zim. "Do what your mother told you to do" "No" "Then I'll throw you in" "Uh-oh" Richard picked Zim up, but Zim had other plans. "Hiya" Zim karate chopped Richard's arm, causing Richard to drop him on the patio table. When he hit the table, the bottle of champagne fell off the table and broke. "I'll kill you for that!!" He slapped Zim across the mouth, sending him flying into the wall behind him. "Zim, look what you did, you made Richey hurt his hand, Oh Richey are you alright?" Zim crawled into the house. He ran into the bathroom. He looked in the mirror, his lip was bleeding. He tore some toilet paper off and held it against his wound. He also had a nasty bruise. He crawled into bed, all he heard was Richard and Virginia outside splashing.
"That was horrible, Poor Zim" Gaz said "We've gotta do something about this, Dib" "I know Gaz, It's a wonder he didn't knock Zim's fake eyes out. But who are we gonna get to help us?" "DAD" They said in unison. "When he get's home , we'll show him the video, Gaz, stay here and watch to see if anything else happens, I'm gonna go call Dad to find out when he's gonna get home" "Kay Dib, but hurry."
