Space Ghost Coast to Coast: The Search for Lokar

Space Ghost sat at his desk Lip singing to Opera as Zorak impaitently poked at him with a caddle prod.

"Zorak, you're interupting my sing a long" (Space Ghost) "Its time to go on air stupid." (Zorak) "I can't do a show today, I'm in love!" (Space Ghost)

Zorak blinked

"Well its true, and I'm in love with Lokar. Oh Lokar the love of my life!" (Space Ghost)

Zorak Blinks

"I'm gonna go kill Brak now, Uwa ha ha ha ha." (Zorak) "Have fun." (Space Ghost)

*flash back to yesterday*

Zorak is looking out the window at the mailman dropping off the mail.

"Well well the mails here." (Zorak)

Zorak then walks out to retrieve the mail.

"Hmmm... Space Ghost, Moltar, Moltar, Moltar, Tansut, Moltar, Metallus, ah Zorak from Secret admirer. Hope she's a hottie."

Zorak begins to read it

"Dear Zorak,

I love you more than beans and franks. I want you to be my beet. I want to eat mashed potatoes with you.

Sincerely Brak"

Zorak blinked

"I have to Kill you now."

*end flashback*

"I must go find Lokar, Moltar, do you know where Lokar is?" (Space Ghost) "Nope." (Moltar) "When was the last time you saw him?" (Space Ghost) "Uh...Two weeks ago... Can you ask me latter, I'm kind of busy." (Moltar) "But Moltar I must find Lokar, the love of my life." (Space Ghost) "Moltar, what's destracting you oh lover of cataclysmic doom?" (Mr. Thunderclese) "Moltar? That didn't sound like Moltar. Moltar who's there with you?" (Space Ghost) "Its Mr. Thunderclese..." (Moltar) "Oh! Well carry on then. No wait, don't you have a wife Moltar?" (Space Ghost) "That's it Moltar, lover of cataclysmic doom, I'm leaving." (Mr. Thunderclese) "No! Wait baby come back!" (Moltar)

A Door slamming can be heard.

"Thanks a lot Space Ghost." (Moltar) "My Pleasure, glad to be of service." (Space Ghost)

Two hours latter...

Mr. Thunderclese rolled over and batted his eyes at Braks little brother whom couldn't stop farting.

"I told you how your flatulence turns me on didn't I?" (Mr. Thunderclese)

Back at the studio...

"Oh Moltar, Zorak, where are you?" (Space Ghost)

Dr. Ruth was counceling Chad in the back corner because Elvira dumped him for the Mummy. Space Ghost then made his way over to them to inquire of his co-hosts whereabouts.

"I am terribly sorry Mr. Space Ghost, I haven't seen either of them in quite a while." (Dr. Ruth) "Oh, Well do you know where I might find Lokar?" (Space Ghost) "No can do Mr. Space Ghost, Lokar has been missing for a week." (Dr. Ruth) "Hmmm.... Where could that beautiful Lokar be?" (Space Ghost)

Meanwhile at Brak's house...

"Woman, I detest you, let me go this instant." (Lokar) "Oh, but Lokar, honey, my husband doesn't satisfy me in bed any more, he's gotten impotent. Won't you humor a lady?" (Braks Mother) "I will do no such thing, Its unheard of!" (Lokar) "I have all the great classics in my secret library." (Brak's mother)

And once again back to the studio...

Jan, Jace, and Birdman just suddenly appeared on set. Jace and Birdman were standing there elbow in elbow.

"I've fallen in love with Birdman! Take that Space Ghost!" (Jace) "And all this time I sat crying for ... damn I don't even remember my ex wives name anymore." (Birdman) "Well thats nice, Have either of you three seen Lokar?" (Space Ghost) "What?! You're not even upset?!" (Jace) "I need to find Lokar, I wanna see my snooky wukums." (Space Ghost) "That's it! I'm moving to sealab 2021!! I can't take it anymore!" (Jan)

Jan ran away crying.

"C'mon Birdman, lets go back to our nest." (Jace)

Jace and Birdman walked off. Then Lokar came running in and Space Ghost glomped him.

"Lokar! Oh Lokar my love where have you been? I've been searching all over for you!" (Space Ghost) "Get off me this instant! I've already been molested by Brak's mother. This is improper, I want my lawyer!" (Lokar)

And Lokar stomped off dragging Space Ghost with him since he wouldn't detach from his leg.

"But Lokar, I'm in love with you!" (Space Ghost) "Go back to your show you Fruite, this is an outrage! I deserve more respect."

Still walking just the same way the two exited.

The End