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Zelda Deathmatch part 4
Enter the Skull Kid
By Shadow Gamer
The whole stadium of Zelda Deathmatch is in view. Inside the audience is getting ready to see who is randomly reviewed today; ShadowGamer sits in his box at the top of unbreakable glass.
Announcer: Live from Hyrule and broadcast on Fanfiction.net its Zelda Deathmatch. Today Saria the Koroki girl with the blinding bright green hair will take on our main man Skull Kid. Dig it?
ShadowGamer: I think we dig it. Anyway…
A well-dressed lawyer walks in; he's holding a briefcase.
Lawyer: I represent Nintendo, they're going to sue you.
ShadowGamer: But I put a disclaimer
Lawyer: Nintendo is above the law
Shadow begins building up energy.
ShadowGamer: Kamehame….
Lawyer: Eek, in that case I'm sure they'll drop it. But don't expect the Dragonball lawyer to be better, wait a second I'm the Dragonball lawyer.
ShadowGamer: Guards take him away
Goku and Krillin come out and grab the lawyer
Goku: Where should we take him
ShadowGamer: To the pit
Krillin: Gasp, the worst punishment
ShadowGamer: yes the pit with an angry version of Chi-Chi in it. Bwahahahahahahaha
Random Audience Member: Hey has anyone else noticed the first page was nothing but Dragonball jokes
ShadowGamer: So, I've been watching a lot of Dragonball lately. So sue me, guards take him to the pit.
Both the audience member and the lawyer are taken to the pit.
ShadowGamer: Now for the audience interviews. *Walks up to Vegeta*
Vegeta: I don't know, I didn't watch the previous episode. I just came to see the violence of today's show and hope a fight breaks out.
ShadowGamer: Well said. Next up is our more humorous interview with a disguised Zelda, its not scheduled but it happens every episode *walks up to Zelda's seat only to find it empty*
ShadowGamer: What's this? Zelda's not here, maybe she finally realized she was sitting in the competitors free seating row *next to Zelda's seat is Daurinia, Saria, Skull Kid, and everyone else who's competing or competed in the fic except for Ganondorf of course*
Voice: Not quite, but now that you point that out it was kind of stupid.
Everyone turns to look to see Zelda dressed in black leather.
Zelda: Now I shall kill you all *pulls out machine gun*
ShadowGamer: Yeah right *energy begins to gather in hands* Kamehameha *blast fires and destroys the machine gun* and now…
Master Roshi: Wait, don't kill her. I got to get some of that!
Master Roshi runs after Zelda and she runs. Moment's late loud noises can be heard and then silence.
ShadowGamer: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Announcer: Let's take a quick break.
We see a picture of Goku
Voice: Do you want to be like Goku
Goku's Voice: Kamehameha
Voice: Its easy to master the Kamehameha technique, just send 10 payments of 9000 dollars to ShadowGamer at ShadowGamer road in ShadowGamer's Dimension.
A note in small print appears at the bottom of the screen, it reads: Program will probably not teach you how to Kamehameha unless your Saiyan, super human, or it may take 50 years. Product takes 1 to 6 mili-seconds to deliver. ShadowGamer industry's is not to blame if you get sued for using Kamehameha to kill that bully at school, you know the one.
Screen returns to the inside of the stadium
ShadowGamer: Now we are going to show you the match, thank god. Stay tuned after the match for the prize dealing to the loser and the preview of next episode.
Saria and Skull Kid walk into the arena.
Skull Kid: I don't want to hurt you Saria, I have a crush on you.
Saria: too bad creep
Saria jumps onto Skull Kid's face and latch's on.
Saria: Hiss
Skull Kid: Ack, Tatl and Tael I need you to get her off me for a second.
Tatl and Tael mysteriously appear and start yelling fairy talk into Saria's ear and nothing happens
Saria: After a whole life of listening to my fairy I've gotten used to it. Speaking of which come here Brute
A beefy and muscular fairy attacks Tatl and Tael who respond with sending a Bombchu used in the commercial for there Bombchu manual explosion service. Brute the Fairy's body parts go all around.
ShadowGamer: Just what we wanted to see, what fairies look like inside of themselves, and there go the guts.
Saria: I must thank you Skull Kid, but later
Skull Kid: That's it, Tatl and Tael go fetch me some Majora's Flakes.
Tatl and Tael fly off and return with a box of Majora's Flakes.
Skull Kid: Thank you! *Eats Majora's Flakes and pulls out the free Majora's Mask then puts it on and laugh's demonically*
ShadowGamer: Uh Oh, this looks bad
*Skull Kid makes a large meteor fall on Saria*
Skull Kid: hehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Skip to three hours later, Saria is alive and somehow the Majora's Mask was removed from Skull Kid.
ShadowGamer: I am sorry Saria but it is not in my contract to resurrect fairy's that die battling for a contestant.
Saria: Thank god
ShadowGamer: and here's your prize. A new Fairy!
Saria: Crap
The most annoying fairy ever: Hi Saria, you can call me Ann, Ann Noy. Tee he, lets go play checkers. Lets stay up all night for a week.
ShadowGamer: Now next time on a very special Zelda Deathmatch.
Announcer: Calling all authors, we ask you to volunteer to make a guest appearance in the audience and…
Interrupting and familiar Voice: Hello, it is me Ganon back from the dead for revenge (to find out how read the side fic Ganondorf's Rampage) I have come up with a way to steal the Triforce and already have two thirds. I will arrive at the studio in time for the next episode, see you then Shadow.
Announcer: Holy ****, as I was saying you might even be useful. In this case I guess it's to fight Ganon. Anyway all volunteers will have front row seats for these last two episodes. You must be a Zelda author to volunteer. Till then.
All: See you next time
To be Continued
Zelda Deathmatch part 4
Enter the Skull Kid
By Shadow Gamer
The whole stadium of Zelda Deathmatch is in view. Inside the audience is getting ready to see who is randomly reviewed today; ShadowGamer sits in his box at the top of unbreakable glass.
Announcer: Live from Hyrule and broadcast on Fanfiction.net its Zelda Deathmatch. Today Saria the Koroki girl with the blinding bright green hair will take on our main man Skull Kid. Dig it?
ShadowGamer: I think we dig it. Anyway…
A well-dressed lawyer walks in; he's holding a briefcase.
Lawyer: I represent Nintendo, they're going to sue you.
ShadowGamer: But I put a disclaimer
Lawyer: Nintendo is above the law
Shadow begins building up energy.
ShadowGamer: Kamehame….
Lawyer: Eek, in that case I'm sure they'll drop it. But don't expect the Dragonball lawyer to be better, wait a second I'm the Dragonball lawyer.
ShadowGamer: Guards take him away
Goku and Krillin come out and grab the lawyer
Goku: Where should we take him
ShadowGamer: To the pit
Krillin: Gasp, the worst punishment
ShadowGamer: yes the pit with an angry version of Chi-Chi in it. Bwahahahahahahaha
Random Audience Member: Hey has anyone else noticed the first page was nothing but Dragonball jokes
ShadowGamer: So, I've been watching a lot of Dragonball lately. So sue me, guards take him to the pit.
Both the audience member and the lawyer are taken to the pit.
ShadowGamer: Now for the audience interviews. *Walks up to Vegeta*
Vegeta: I don't know, I didn't watch the previous episode. I just came to see the violence of today's show and hope a fight breaks out.
ShadowGamer: Well said. Next up is our more humorous interview with a disguised Zelda, its not scheduled but it happens every episode *walks up to Zelda's seat only to find it empty*
ShadowGamer: What's this? Zelda's not here, maybe she finally realized she was sitting in the competitors free seating row *next to Zelda's seat is Daurinia, Saria, Skull Kid, and everyone else who's competing or competed in the fic except for Ganondorf of course*
Voice: Not quite, but now that you point that out it was kind of stupid.
Everyone turns to look to see Zelda dressed in black leather.
Zelda: Now I shall kill you all *pulls out machine gun*
ShadowGamer: Yeah right *energy begins to gather in hands* Kamehameha *blast fires and destroys the machine gun* and now…
Master Roshi: Wait, don't kill her. I got to get some of that!
Master Roshi runs after Zelda and she runs. Moment's late loud noises can be heard and then silence.
ShadowGamer: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Announcer: Let's take a quick break.
We see a picture of Goku
Voice: Do you want to be like Goku
Goku's Voice: Kamehameha
Voice: Its easy to master the Kamehameha technique, just send 10 payments of 9000 dollars to ShadowGamer at ShadowGamer road in ShadowGamer's Dimension.
A note in small print appears at the bottom of the screen, it reads: Program will probably not teach you how to Kamehameha unless your Saiyan, super human, or it may take 50 years. Product takes 1 to 6 mili-seconds to deliver. ShadowGamer industry's is not to blame if you get sued for using Kamehameha to kill that bully at school, you know the one.
Screen returns to the inside of the stadium
ShadowGamer: Now we are going to show you the match, thank god. Stay tuned after the match for the prize dealing to the loser and the preview of next episode.
Saria and Skull Kid walk into the arena.
Skull Kid: I don't want to hurt you Saria, I have a crush on you.
Saria: too bad creep
Saria jumps onto Skull Kid's face and latch's on.
Saria: Hiss
Skull Kid: Ack, Tatl and Tael I need you to get her off me for a second.
Tatl and Tael mysteriously appear and start yelling fairy talk into Saria's ear and nothing happens
Saria: After a whole life of listening to my fairy I've gotten used to it. Speaking of which come here Brute
A beefy and muscular fairy attacks Tatl and Tael who respond with sending a Bombchu used in the commercial for there Bombchu manual explosion service. Brute the Fairy's body parts go all around.
ShadowGamer: Just what we wanted to see, what fairies look like inside of themselves, and there go the guts.
Saria: I must thank you Skull Kid, but later
Skull Kid: That's it, Tatl and Tael go fetch me some Majora's Flakes.
Tatl and Tael fly off and return with a box of Majora's Flakes.
Skull Kid: Thank you! *Eats Majora's Flakes and pulls out the free Majora's Mask then puts it on and laugh's demonically*
ShadowGamer: Uh Oh, this looks bad
*Skull Kid makes a large meteor fall on Saria*
Skull Kid: hehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Skip to three hours later, Saria is alive and somehow the Majora's Mask was removed from Skull Kid.
ShadowGamer: I am sorry Saria but it is not in my contract to resurrect fairy's that die battling for a contestant.
Saria: Thank god
ShadowGamer: and here's your prize. A new Fairy!
Saria: Crap
The most annoying fairy ever: Hi Saria, you can call me Ann, Ann Noy. Tee he, lets go play checkers. Lets stay up all night for a week.
ShadowGamer: Now next time on a very special Zelda Deathmatch.
Announcer: Calling all authors, we ask you to volunteer to make a guest appearance in the audience and…
Interrupting and familiar Voice: Hello, it is me Ganon back from the dead for revenge (to find out how read the side fic Ganondorf's Rampage) I have come up with a way to steal the Triforce and already have two thirds. I will arrive at the studio in time for the next episode, see you then Shadow.
Announcer: Holy ****, as I was saying you might even be useful. In this case I guess it's to fight Ganon. Anyway all volunteers will have front row seats for these last two episodes. You must be a Zelda author to volunteer. Till then.
All: See you next time
To be Continued
