Selena: Hi, guys! Welcome to the next chapter! arn't ya glade to see me? Heero: ::mutters:: Selena: What did you just say Heero? Heero: Le, you have to do the disclaimer. Selena: But I don' wanna! I know! I'll use my new disclaimer doer button! ::Mayuka gets out a small rectangular controller thing with a giant red button on it. She presses it.:: ::a few seconds later:: BOOM! Heh heh, um, I guess I have to get that fixed, huh. Heero: uh, yeah. Selena: Shut up. DUO! Duo: yeah? Selena: Will you do me a favor? Duo: depends on the favor, 'cause last time you had me do a favor for you, I couldn't talk or see for a week. Selena: No! it's nothing like that! I just want you to do the disclaimer for me! Duo: OK. Le-chan doesn't own any of the animes mentioned, k? coo'. ::to self:: Hmmm, I going down down baby, yo street in a range rover, Selena: O.o OK, then. On with the fic!

Last time: "..........Piccolo!" Minako yelled "Where?!?!?" Lady Jade asked, afraid.

That was weird chapter 2

"MAXWELL!" "AHHHHHHHH!" Duo ran around the, um, place, as Wufei chased him. "Aww, come on, Wu-man, it was only a prank!" Duo pleaded. "ONLY A PRANK?!?!?!? MAXWELL! MY HAIR IS PINK!" Wufei screamed. "Oooooooo, pretty pink Wufei! Come give Relena a hug!" "oh, SHIT! It's Relena-" Wufei yelled, running away. "Run away!" Duo yelled, running after Wufei.

"I am Vegeta, prince of all sayins!" "La la la, vegeta!" Brielle, a friend of Selena, sang, frolicing around the place. Vegeta gives a George bob face (O_o) Brielle halts her frolicing and starts to do a wierd dance. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT the forbidden DANCE!!!!!! *in wierd witch voice* i'm melting, i'm MELTING!!!!!" Vegeta says, sinking to the floor. When no one comes, his voice returns to normal and shouts: "I'm mealting, Goddammit, MEALTING!!!!!!!" Briell stops dancing and looks at Vegeta. "VVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Jon."

"NO! I DON'T WANNA!" Duo yelled. "Don't want to do what?" Quatre asked "That!" Duo said, pointing into nothingness. "What?" "That!" "WHAT?" "THAT!" "WHAT?!?!" "THAT!" "_WHAT_?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" "Um, I forget..." Duo said in a small voice "_DUO_!" Quatre yelled, his head getting really big and his eyes turning red.

"Hey guyssssssssssss ::slurp::, what'sssssssssssssss going on? ::slurp::" "Uh-um, nothing, Demented Ami Igor. Why don't you go see the outers?" Ayeka said nervously in her old granny sounding voice. "Okaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy. I'll dooooooooooo that ::slurp:: Good bye, firendsssssssssssss" The demented Ami Igor said, limping out the door. The rest of the Tenchi gang have really weird expressions on their faces. "Ugh. No, I didn't _see_ anything, no there's nothing be_hind_me…" Kyone said as she walked into the room from another, um, entrance.

"Hi, hi!" "Selena-chan!?!? What are you doing here?!?!" Sasami asked, surprised "Hey, this is MY fic and I can come in when I want. I won't be here long. I just have to introduce the audience to my pet mongoose, Kakito!" "HI 'kito!" Duo yelled as soon as he caught sight of the animal. "DII wants to say hi!" (D II is the thing that Sasami has in the first few episodes of Tenchi Muyo! When Tenchi's on her and Ayeka's ship. D II is short for Deathscythe II, and the thing is now Duo's in case you haven't already noticed) DII jumps out of no where and he and Tsuki 'talk'. "Well, it seems that went well. Now, I gots ta go! Buh-Bye!" Selena disappears. "Cool." Trowa said. Every one looked at him in shock. "What?!?!" every body except Trowa, Duo, Heero, and Relena faint. "Hey, I don't get it! Why is every one sleeping?" Relena asked, confused. "Um, they decided to take a nap, Relena, why don't you take a perminate one?" Heero asked "Um, K!" Relena said. With that, she fell on the floor. "So now what do we do?" Trowa asked. "Let's go kill something" Heero suggested "K." "Sounds good to me." "Let's go."

"um, hi" Kakito says. "Uh.................wut up?" DII asked uncertainly. "Hey! I gots an idea!" Tsuki whispers something into DII's ear, and DII perks up, nodding his head. "K!" DII and Kakito get a big crowd of other mongooses and things, then go and change. When they come out, DII is dressed as the alien king-guy in the bud-wiser commercial during the super bowl. He stands on a box while Kakito gets down in front of DII. DII: "What have you learned on earth?" Tsuki:".....WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?" DII: Wazzup? Other things and mongooses: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey Sssssssssssssssssselena. Where'sssssssssssssssssssss the bookssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?" the Demented Ami Igor asked as she limped into Selena's 'office' in the place. "Uh, we don't have any just yet. Wait a sec." Selena start's typing rapidly on a BRIGHT blue and green laptop. and soon there is a humoungous book shelf in the room outside. "There you go, Demented Ami Igor! Hey, weren't you going to see the outers?" "I wasssssssssssssssss, but there wasssssssss sign that said: Pluto is vacassssssssssssssssoning in another dimension, Michelle is on Neptune doing sssssssssssssstuff, Hotaru quit sssssssssssssssschool and joined a gang, and Amara ran away with the circusssssssssssssssssssss" "o. that's nice. OkiLoveYouBuh-bye!" Selena said, pressing a button on the laptop and the demented Ami Igot disappeared.

Ok, ppls, that was a really lame chapter, at least I thought so. and it was SHORT!!! So i'm gonna write more on 'Heart and Soul, AND get out a new story (maybe, cuz i'm stuck on the second chapter) So, i guess i'll see you on the flip side, or something like that...... i dunno......ok.....see ya in the next Part!! Bye!