Disclaimer: This Is it, I WON"T say this any more in this fic as of today… wait it's the last chapter, oh well. Zelda = Nintendo, Dragonball Z = Toei, ShadowGamer = Me, E=MC little 2.





Zelda Deathmatch Final: Skull Kid Unchained

Announcer: I'm back, but only since Shadow threatened to sick Chi-Chi on me otherwise. Today is it, thank god, Link vrs. Skull Kid one on one, now here's ShadowGamer *runs off*

Shadow (yelling): Hello Hyrule, are you ready to rock?

Ganon suddenly bursts in the room followed by Nappa, Cell, Raditz, Super Buu, Frieza, and all the other Dragonball villains.

Ganon: not only do I have the Angry and Supposed to be Dead Dragonball Villains Anonymous group, I have a new relic. *Holds up Holy Grail*

Shadow: *snaps fingers really quick and without Ganon noticing the bridge of death and the old guy who guards it from Monty Python and the Holy Grail appear under Ganon* Do you even know what the Holy Grail is used for?

Ganon: I… I don't know *villains fly through the roof and a long, long, way away. Ganon drops the Holy Grail*

Shadow: Hmm, this will sell well on E-bay. Anyway, Link and Skull Kid will fight today but first the interviews. This time with a former competitor *Walks up to Ruto, who is tied to her seat to keep from harassing Link* What did you think Mrs. Zora

Ruto: Link was so cute when he trapped Navi!

Shadow: Forget the interviews, let's go straight to an advertisement from our sponsor.

Text: And now a word from the health board.

Guy from Health Board: Always chew your food thirty times

Thirty Pikachus fall from the sky.

GfHB: Chew not Pikachu

Pikachus: Pikachuuuu *shock guy and run off. *

A noise is heard

GfHB: Now what

Bombchu's fall on him and blow up.

Zelda Deathmatch stadium is seen again.

Shadow: Ok, I can't even stress how lame that ad was. Oh well, on to the match.

Skull Kid pulls out Majora's Flakes, but theirs no mask.

Skull Kid: What? No Mask! Hey a note, it reads "a little girl with green hair sued us for putting evil relics in serial!" *stares at Saria angrily* Oh well those weird guards taught me some moves.

Before Skull Kid can react Link charges at Skull Kid with his sword. Just as Links about to hit Ruto's ropes break and she runs and Link and hugs and kisses him. Goku comes and ties her back to her chair.

Goku: She's worse than Chi-Chi!

Chi-Chi (from pit): I heard that! Who said that? Did they hurt Goku?

Goku: Oh brother.

Skull Kid charges and tickles Link causing Link to fall on the floor distracting him.

Skull Kid: Now to use that move those guards taught me, how did it go something like this I suppose *puts hands back by his side* Kame *steps forward* Hame *puts hands in front* Skull! *Nothing happens*

Goku: Its Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not Skull!

Skull Kid: Oh right! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *Blast of Ki fires at Link hurting him*

Link: Who, heh heh that was cool. Luckily I have my Kamehameha gun *pulls out a gun with a voice thing on it*

To make a long story short they both fire Kamehameha's (Skull's from his hands and Links from his gun) making an explosion hurtling them both to opposite sides of the arena. Only Skull Kid gets up and Link's unconscious so Skull Kid strangles him to death. Now the prizes are being handed out.

Shadow: Link, you get a new Koroki tunic and this snappy wristwatch *holds up beaten down early 1900's wristwatch*

Link: Thanks…. I guess…

ShadowGamer: Skull Kid you get A million Rupee's and a fancy new Hylian Furarai car *A maniacal version of the Announcer suddenly comes and steals the prizes along with Links prizes, and every one else's except Ganondorf who didn't get one, Ruto's, and Navi's then runs off* Woh! That was scary

Ruto: Yay he didn't take mine

Link: Great, now we have no prizes.

Shadow: Your right, for everyone except for Ruto and Navi this whole show was pointless. I might do an Epilogue or something and pay you for being in it so it won't be pointless. So loyal readers keep a close eye out for it.

Link: Oh no, please not that!

The End