Um..this was my first fanfic..don't yell at me too much..bye

Disclaimer:YOU KNOW I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM!!!!!



Friends?

"Dodgeball?"Zim thought out loud,"What is dodgeball?" "See, Zim you don't know anything,"Dib said sarcastically,"It's where one team throws balls at the other team to hit each other". "Why?" asked Zim, "Because it's fun, stupid,"said Dib."Don't you know what fun means?Or is there such thing as fun on your planet?"Dib asked with a smug smile.Before Zim could answer,they arrived at the gym.Zim was chosen for team A. Dib was on team B. "Go!" shouted Mrs. Bitters.

Red balls flew through the air as kids tried to hit each other.Zim screamed and ducked to avoid being hit.A ball rolled over to him.He picked it up and stared at it wondering what to do. He looked up to see Dib aiming a ball right at him.Zim pulled back to throw, but before he could something with the force of a charging bull struck him in the chest, sending him flying backwards.Before he blacked out he saw Dib's worried face,and the last thing he heard was Dib screaming "Somone get the nurse, I think..."

When Zim came to,he realized he was in the school clinic.The nurse saw he was awake and said"You were hit pretty hard but you'll make it,you were lucky."Zim turned his head to the side.On a table,beside the bed was a folded peice of paper with the words "Get well soon" written with a red marker.

"What's that?"Zim asked the nurse."Oh that,Dib left that for you". "Dib? My archnemesis?" "Yup,ya got that right pardner." replied the nurse,using her Texan accent.

Zim opened the card,it read,"Sorry Zim,I hope I didn't kill you,but if you make it,this card change nothing between us,"

"Catch ya later,Dib" Zim smiled a crooked smile.

When Zim returned home from school,he was met at the door by his robotic parents."Welcome home,son"was the usual welcome from them.Zim gave each a kiss on the cheek.The parents looked at each other and said"System Malfunction", as they shut down.With an evil grin Zim pushed them aside and walked into the house.

On his way into the kitchen for his afterschool snack, he was met by his faithful robot, G.I.R.(Gross Information Retriver)

"How was your day,Master.What did you do.Can we go play with the squirrels?Wanna bite of a worm?"rambled the hyper-active G.I.R. With a look of irritation,Zim thought to himself,

"RIDDILIN!!!!"

"I'm going to my room G.I.R.,To make a phone call.Stay here and guard the house,stash the parents in the broom closet and for crying out loud DON'T BOTHER ME!!!"

He looked at himself in the mirror and thought "I look much better without this disguise.I'm a lean,green, conquering machine!"

In the clinic he had asked for Dib's phone number.Nervously he picked up the phone and dialed.

"Hello?" "Uh, Dib" "What the...Zim?" "Um yes um it's me uh I wanted to thank you for the um card,I...I understand that nothing has changed between us so um....Thanks".And with that Zim hung up.

An astonished Dib thought to himself "Has he really changed?..Or is he up to something. HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!!

Now he is even more dangerous than before,Now he's using friendship as a weapon."

"Mwahahahahahaha Now I know these human worm babies' weak link...FRIENDSHIP!!!! That shall be their downfall!!! I will rule this inferior planet...with an iron fist,and Dib will be the first to fall!!!!! Dodgeball...this planet will have more to dodge than balls. Mwahahahahaha (cough choke).

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