The WILL
A.N: I wrote the original in math class but the dumb ass teacher took it away. So I'm doing this by memory.
If I, (state your name), ever die in a freak accident, like climbing Mt. Everest and falling off because of 3,000 paintballs being shot at me, which isn't likely, or die because, well, because god hated my guts (no offence to Christian people, or sumthing like dat). I want my dog to inherit the million dollars that I never had, except for what I am giving to charity, which is exactly 12 cents, if it is any less of 12 cents, I will haunt you. I want my prized possessions to be sent to my goldfish, and my dog will inherit my anime.
My beloved doggie will also have my house, and its own protectors and everything else it wants, if not, I'll haunt you.
If, this will is either destroyed, puked on, stomped on, Bob the Mystical Magical Rabid Squirrel ate it, spat on, burned, or totally destroyed, there is a copy of it underneath my chewed gum collection.
And, for my last request, I request that you will find and terrorize my 5th through7th grade teachers, and tell Bob the Mystical Magical Rabid Squirrel that I love him even though Chaos and the mean people took her away. Yes Bob the Mystical Magical Rabid Squirrel was my baby....... Tell her I'll hunt her too if she doesn't come to my funeral dammit!
- (state your name)
A.N: Mebbe its incredibly stupid, Mebbe its funny. I dun know, but review to tell me how you like it.
