The 2nd animation survivor 2 side-story-ish add-on: Selecting a Springfieldian

The 2nd animation survivor 2 side-story-ish add-on: Selecting a Springfieldian.

(David has just brought Willis to the hotel after being voted off. Molly comes to meet them)

Molly: Hi David, hi Willis. Enjoy your stay at the crystal paradise hotel. Although I can't remember why it was called that.

Willis: Maybe because it's…

David: (interrupting) Well Molly, why don't you give Willis a tour of the hotel.

Molly: It's really cool, there's a TV room where you can watch episodes of any show you were in and any movie you were in. There's also a fanfiction room where you can read all fanfics that have your character in it. It's at the end of the hall.

Willis: Wow I gotta see that. (Runs off)

David: Molly, make sure he reads nothing by Chris Mcfeely about him.

Molly: Why?

Willis: (screaming from down the hall) I DO SO EXIST. What the hell is wrong with this guy.

David: That's why.

Molly: Well I gotta get to the kitchen. Eddy's holding a "bobbing for jawbreakers" contest. Oh yeah, Rob said you need to go get a Simpsons character for the next episode.

David: Gee, I forgot. (He runs to his office). Okay first character. (Ned Flanders walks in)

Ned: Howdily-doodily hostareeno.

David: Okay here's your part. I've asked you to explain the rules for the reward challenge from survivor 2 episode 3, because we're going to use that reward challenge for our show too. Explain it clearly so the castaways understand.

Ned: Wel hi-diddly-ho survivoreenos. This next doozy of a challenge involves 2 strong people competin' to see who can support a log with bags of some of that fresh, outbacky water. Whoever can hold the most wins a fine set of good-ol fishin' gear to make your piranha catchin' as easy as diddly.

David: Hmmm. Pretty good, all those diddly's are sure to keep some people entertained. You can be in episode 3, see you on Sunday.

Ned: Sunday? I don't mean to be a quitter, but I have to be at church all day, they're reading the books of prophets, commentaries and all, from Joshua to Malachi I just can't miss it.

David: Okay Flanders, I understand, maybe in a later episode. (Flanders leaves) Next.

(Sideshow Bob walks in)

Bob: Hello, I am applying for a job announcing the immunity challenge.

David: Okay, this is the crystal challenge where the first tribe that guesses the true origin of the mysterious crystal subplot wins. Let me tell you the answer then practice explaining the rules.

(Willis is heard instead of David because he is yelling)

Willis: WHERE IS THIS CHRIS MCFEELY GUY ANYWAY. What's his e-mail address.

(David has told Bob the answer and Bob has practiced by now, it was a long scream)

Bob: Interesting origin, never would have guessed.

David: Well you're qualified.

Bob: Will Bart be there?

David: Of course.

Bob: Good, because my plan is underway, the most diabolical plan ever. Soon Bart will feel my wrath. HAHAHAHAHA.

David: Okay see you, tomorrow.

Bob: WHAT? My plan isn't finished I can't go on until my plan is complete.

David: All right Bob maybe when you finish your plan. Next.

(Kang an alien from the Simpsons walks in. He looks like a giant green octopus with a big head, 1 big eye, and a space helmet over his head. He is always drooling. He speaks in Rigellian which is coincidentally exactly like English)

David: I'm sick of all these aliens auditioning, this better be good.

Kang: Greetings, Earthling. Would you like a hot dog?

David: What?

Kang: Let me rephrase that, how many hot dogs will you buy?

David: Why are you selling hot dogs?

Kang: My planet was at war with Earth, I don't know how it started. Now we are at peace with Earth, I don't know why. My job is a conqueror and I cannot conquer Earth, so I got this job selling hot dogs.

David: Oh my god. Funny, and a very subtle reference. You can go on the show tomorrow, okay?

Kang: Yes.

David: Great.

Kang: About your hot dog?

David: I'll have a foot long with cheese sauce and ketchup. By the way where is your sister Kodos?

Kang: She got a job selling popcorn at baseball games.

David : The major leagues?

Kang: weeeell.

(We see Kodos trying to sell popcorn at a "Peanuts" baseball game)

Peppermint Patty: Sell the popcorn, Kodos. Sell the popcorn!

Kodos: Stupid Earthlings, it can't get any worse.

(The batter knocks out Charlie Brown with the ball and the ball breaks Kodos's space helmet.)

Kodos: Damn oxygen.

Schroeder: Why isn't Linus here.

Charlie Brown: He's talking to some people getting this sincere person to come sit in a pumpkin patch on Halloween night. I don't understand.

Kodos: A little help here. I can't breathe in your atmosphere. (Passes out)

Peppermint Patty: Who needs her, she couldn't even fit in the pelican costume.