Chapter
3: A very crystal crossover.
I do not own any TV shows, or original characters from other fics mentioned in this or any of my fics. Not that hard to figure out, is it? This takes place after Misty was voted off. That's all I have to say for now, except READ and REVIEW. And to the authors whose original characters I am using, E-mail me if you really don't want your characters in my fic and I will rewrite some of it to leave them out.
(Misty is saying her last words)
Misty: I think it was stupid that they voted for me. I'm sure I could have got the Japanese tribe a lot farther if I stayed on. I guess I shouldn't have been so mean to Todd, it's hard to not eat good food when you haven't eaten well in a week. To make it on this show, you can't be a weak link or a strong link. It's very hard to win, and I was lucky to get 2nd place on Anime survivor. I hope a former tribe member is even luckier.
David: Sorry about your confession being cut off from episode 3, but the camera was almost out of film and we couldn't get a new one in time. Let's just go to the hotel.
(At the hotel)
David: Well, Molly and Willis will show you around.
Molly: Misty, has he gotten to you too?
Misty: What?
Willis: The crystal. The crystal paradise hotel.
Misty: Oh, it's because…
Molly: Not here, away from him.
Misty: Hey, such shiny crystal, how did it get here?
(Molly looks at David)
David: Those neuralizers sure come in handy.
Molly: Noooo.
Willis: Our only chance to find out, gone. Misty, do I exist, can you see me?
Misty: David, where's Willis.
Willis: Aaaaah. (runs away)
David: I have to see Rob and Zak.
(At Rob and Zak's office.)
David: We need to stop these kids from remembering about the crystal or the world will find out. I got a billion dollars until they took back the mint, can we buy something to help us?
Rob: We could bribe the contestants, it would only cost us 250 thousand dollars.
(Long pause of silence)
Zak: Or we could construct a device to erase everyone's memory about it on the continent, which would cost 250 million dollars.
David: The second one. I'll buy the materials. (he leaves)
Rob: Zak, you practically cut our paycheck in half.
Zak: Better than having none at all, David can't find out about the OCC.
Rob: I forgot. The original character conference. When will they get here?
(An explosion is heard, and pieces of crystal fly everywhere.)
Zak: They're here now. (Rob and Zak go to the hole that was once a door)
Rob: Hey it's Sid and Sarah. (Sid and Sarah are original characters on Kenji Kotaro's little date series. It's funny, so reads it.)
(Sid is in a safari outfit with a machete, he loves swords, and Sarah loves bombs)
Sid: Make way for Survivor Sid.
Sarah: Let's see you survive this (tosses a bomb in his hand)
Zak: Maybe we should go to another room. You stay here Sid.
Sid: Hah, I'll destroy the bomb with my machete.
Rob: You just cut the fuse in half. Now we have a matter of seconds until it explodes.
Sid: Oh come on, David would never let an original character die. (The bomb explodes and Sid is half dead. The others are fine.)
Rob: If you read the disclaimer, you'll notice David does not own you, so he really doesn't give a ****.
Zak: Hey, you got beeped. That means the censors are here.
(Bob, Joe, and Steve, the fox kids censors from Chris Mcfeely's "saga of the fox kids fantom", drop in from the ceiling, making a huge hole in it.)
Joe: That's right.
Rob: Hey this isn't fox kids you know, you can't be censoring here.
Steve: But it says in the censors unwritten code of honor, that a censor must censor wherever he thinks necessary to censor.
Zak: Riiiight.
Sid: So I can swear all I want and it won't matter. Cool! *******************************************************.
Bob: Oh please stop.
Sarah: You'll have to excuse him, he's a bit weird. Give him a bladed object and he'll shut up.
Joe: As in swords? Use of swords aren't allowed, I'm afraid. We'll have to confiscate them.
Sid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You'll never catch me. Never. (He runs away)
Rob: Zak, this isn't going so well. I don't want any more holes in the hotel.
Zak: I think everyone is here, except for…
(A motorboat crashes through another wall and finally stops. Inside are Tom, Barb, and Manny from Arpulver's Animation survivor.)
Zak: Them.
Tom: Manny, I don't think you stepped on the brakes.
Barb: Gee, you think. Is this everyone?
Zak: Well, Sid ran off in fear of his precious katanas being taken away by the censors.
Steve: You never said anything about katanas.
Manny: There are censors here? I hate censors.
Bob: Do you have a problem with censors?
Tom: Is this gonna turn into a fight?
Sarah: Most likely. I could break it up with a simple grenade, but…
Joe: Grenades aren't allowed either. We'll have to take them away.
Sarah: Over my dead body.
Joe: If you insist.
(Joe and Sarah get into a fight, as do Manny, Bob, and Steve. Tom and Barb look on.)
Barb: Should we help?
Tom: There's nothing else to do. I sometimes enjoy a good fight.
Machinedramon: And I enjoy a good stick poking.
(Zak and Rob look at everyone fighting with machinedramon (who somehow appeared) watching them. Sid is running around somewhere.)
Zak: How do we stop this?
Rob: I know. ALL YOU CAN EAT MEXICAN BUFFET FOR FREE RIGHT NOW.
(The censors, the AA, Sid and Sarah, Machinedramon, Molly, Willis, Misty, Eddy (Ed, edd, and eddy), Johnny, Plank, Tyrannomon, Dr.Nick, Professor Frink, Kang, Troy Mclure, Jeff Nimoy, Clark Nimoy, Tim, Artie, Mike, (The previous 3 being from the animation alliance in Arpulver's fics), Charlene (Izzy's laptop), Osamu, Miyazaki Ayumi, Ota Michihiko (I'm not sure if that is really his last name), Etemon, Billclintonmon, the other Dark masters, Gerald, The old digidestined (minus Sora), wormmon, Hagurumon, 4 dancing bears, a ranting Swede, 5 live cantaloupes, tentomon, CEO Vader, Jerry Springer, Ash, Brock, Tracey, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Timmy, Butters, Calvin, Hobbes, General Specific, Homer, Blossom, Buttercup, Bender, Fry, Leela, Angela Anaconda, a piranha, Garfield, Arpulver, Chris Mcfeely, Kenji Kotaro, 3 french hens, 2 turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree crowd around Rob and Zak.)
All: WHERE'S THE FOOD?
Rob: (Shocked by everyone that came) in…the…kitchen.
(They are trampled by a stampede of hungry animate objects. One still lies on the floor, dead.)
Rob: OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED KENNY!!!
Zak: YOU BASTARDS!!!
(They see everyone is gone, having eaten all the food)
Rob: Zak?
Zak: Yeah?
Rob: Let's never have another OCC again.
Zak: When David sees this mess, we won't be around to have one.
(Suddenly, the crystal hotel is completely rebuilt, and everything is as it should be.)
David: I'm back. They wouldn't sell me a transmogrifier, trying to swindle me into buying a cardboard box like I'm an idiot. What happened here?
Zak: Nothing?
David: Good, now I have to eat something, the Mexican buffet sounds good.
(He leaves)
Rob: The crystal subplot, can't live with it, can't live without it.
David: Hey, where's the food? ROB!! ZAK!! CAN WE TALK?
Zak: Oh I think we can definitely do without it.
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