Authors' note: This story has been professionally written by two wonderfully sick and twisted authors known as GirChic and The Slayer.


Disclaimer:

The Slayer: Hello and welcome to mine and GirChic's story.

GirChic: We definitely do not own Invader Zim in any way, shape or form.

The Slayer: But we do own ourselves! So don't sew us or we will be forced to rain DOOM down on your DOOMED heads.

GirChic: I'm gonna go sing the DOOM song now, kay? Doomdoomdoomdoomydoom.

RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS

Chapter 1

The Storm



It was just another rainy evening at Tan's residence and she was bored stiff. It was around 8:30 p.m. and she had made arrangements to meet her best friend Meg on MSN Messenger.
Tan sighed. 'She's late again.'
A loud rumble from outside signalled that a storm was getting ever so closer, but not taking any notice of the warning signs of the storm, Tan decided to mosey on over to Fan Fiction Net while she waited for her particularly late friend.
She logged in, filling out the details.
Username: The Slayer
Password: **** (You'll never find out what it is) *pokes her tongue out at everyone*
Another rumble disturbed her cat, who had taken cover underneath her chair.

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Not very far away from Tan's house (actually just across town) Meg had just finished belting the lights out of her particularly beaten piano. She then dragged herself wearily into her bedroom and crawled onto her soft bed. She was just about to slip away into Dreamland when suddenly her talking alarm clock (that annoyed the hell out of Tan at her sleep-over party the previous week) spoke up.
'Time: 9:00 p.m.!' It's non-human voice droned.
'Oh, no! I forgot to meet Tan on the net half an hour ago!' cried Meg, sitting upright from her position.
She bolted from her bedroom (which she was supposed to clean out over a week ago) and ducked into the computer room.
'Brenton! Get off the computer!' demanded Meg, knowing very well that he wouldn't.
After about five minutes of intense squabbling and physical violence, she managed to log on to MSN and Fan Fiction Net.
That's when it happened. Meg had only just to have a pointless conversation with Tan when the thunder roared outside and the computer room, as she knew it, faded away . . . . . . . . . .

To be continued . . . . . . .

GirChic: 'Yay! Now it's review time!'
The Slayer: 'and if you don't I'll personally rain slayer DOOM down on your DOOMED heads!'