Disclaimer:

Doormat: WELCOME

*The Slayer and GirChic walk on Doormat and enter their MADHOUSE fill with things that can only be explained as WEIRD!(as well as lots of rubber piggies)*

Doormat: HEY QUIT STEPPING ON ME JUST BECAUSE I'M A DOORMAT!

GirChic: I love Piggies!!!!!!!

The Slayer: Please you're embarrassing me! And by the way we don't own Invader Zim!


RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS

Chapter 2

A New World


Tan could hear the distant voice of Meg. She sat up with a start. This was DEFINITELY not her room!
'Tan, are you okay?'
'Meg?! What are you doing here???' asked Tan, rubbing her aching head. 'Wait a minute. Where IS here??'
'I dunno! All I remember was saying that I love tacos, and then the next minute I was here!' answered Meg, suddenly getting a dazed look on her face. 'I LOVE TACOS!!!'
Giving Meg a strange look, Tan picked herself up off the lush green grass and brushed the dirt from her long, black trench coat.
'You're beginning to sound more and more like Gir these days!'
'Like you can say much, you Dib fanatic.'
But before the girls had a chance to continue their quarrel, a high-pitched squeal rang through the air.
'Kitty-key!!!'
A fairly large tomcat came bounding past Tan and Meg, followed by a hysterical little green and black dog. Unfortunately for Tan, the little dog was not looking where it was going, and it ran smack-bang into her, forcing her back down onto the hard, cold ground.
'IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!?!?!?!' squealed Meg in delight.
'I don't know. Who is it??' asked the dog with a puzzled look.
Tan, now over the shock of a talking dog that looked incredibly like the robot from her cartoon obsession, gasped in amazement.
'You-you're GIR!!!!!!!!!!' cried Tan.
'Am I? Oh yeah! That's right!' Gir giggled. 'Oh well! I have to go find my kitty-key now! Bye bye nice humans!' And with that, he jumped up and ran into the nearby bushes of the park.
Tan once again picked herself up from the ground, but this time her mouth hung open and her face looked paler than usual.
'Meg, I don't think we're in Newborough anymore!'

To be continued . . . . . . .

GirChic: Where are we then?????

The Slayer: *sighs* You'll have to wait for Chapter 3! Now review, my fellow humans!

GirChic: Kay?