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GirChic: *Sings to the chorus of the tune 'It's Raining Men' by Geri Halliwell.*
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Slayer: Okaaaaaaaay . . . . . . . . GirChic? We're doing a disclaimer. We're not at a karaoke night. You're just being embarrassing again!
GirChic: What's a disclaimer?
The Slayer: *Sighs* Aren't you meant to be a smart robot? I chose you out of quite a few robot slaves because I was told that you were more advanced. THEY LIED TO ME!!!! A disclaimer is where we say that we don't own something.
GirChic: Oohhhhhhhhh. What's a karaoke?
The Slayer: *Shakes her head in shame once again* GirChic, I AM NOT A TALKING DICTIONARY!!!!!
GirChic: What's a di -
The Slayer: LOOK. WE DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM! ONLY OURSELVES (Tan and Meg)! END OF DISCUSSION!!
GirChic: *Tilts her head over to the side* Okaaaaaaaayy *Giggles*
RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS
Chapter 4
Meg, where are you?
Skool had finally finished, and as Tan and Meg headed down the street, a thought hit Meg.
'Hey, Tan? I just realised something,' began Meg. 'Where are we going to sleep tonight?'
'Ummm. I actually didn't think of that,' Tan replied, getting worried.
At that moment, the black tomcat that they had seen earlier came running past them again. Before Tan even had time to know what was going on, she saw Meg sprint past her.
'Kitty-key! Come back, kitty-key!' she heard Meg squealing as she chased after the cat.
'Meg! Come back here!' cried Tan desperately. Meg really WAS acting strangely in this cartoon world. It was as if the new world was making Meg turn into a cartoon character like . . . . . . . . Gir!
Tan soon found Meg at the base of a tree, looking up towards the cat which was IN the tree.
'Meg, umm, you look shorter all of a sudden,' said Tan suspiciously.
'Oh! I thought the ground looked closer!' exclaimed Meg.
'So what exactly were you DOING just before, chasing after that big tomcat like that?' asked Tan. She eyed Meg warily.
'Ummm . . . .' I can't believe I really chased a cat. That's the kind of thing Gir does! And I even called it kitty-key! What is WRONG with me?! Thought Meg in astonishment.
'Meg, lets just go find somewhere where we'll be safe for the night,' said Tan.
The best place that they could find was the bottom of a tree trunk, which was surrounded by thick bushes. They felt as safe as they could there.
***
During the silent, dark night, Meg suddenly awoke, her eyes were glowing a strange bright red color. Without a sound, she stiffly stood up and started walking down the street. It was as if she were in some kind of trance, for she couldn't seem to be able to stop herself. She was heading towards Zim's house, it seemed.
'Zim, my master' She thought. Then she shook her head. 'Oh what the hell is happening? Why do I keep thinking like this? And why have I been shrinking so much?!'
Meg soon reached Zim's house. When she was there, she automatically went and opened the door, then quietly walked inside. She spotted Gir sitting on the couch there, slurping a chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy while he watched the Scary Monkey Show.
'SCARY MONKEY SHOW! YAY!' Meg squealed in delight.
'Hellooooooooooo!' said Gir, giggling as Meg sat on the couch next to him. Meg saw that she was no longer a tall human being. She was only an about inch taller than Gir! And was she even a human being anymore??? It certainly didn't feel like it.
As Meg began to watch the Scary Monkey Show with Gir, her eyes switched back to their normal deep blue color.
Then Zim walked into the room.
'What on IRK are you?! You look like a smaller version of that new human girl at Skool,' he said to Meg.
'Master, I am Meg,' she answered, going back into the trance, her eyes turning red again.
'Hmmmmmm. I could use you as another slave. You seem to already be calling me your master . . . . . . . . .' Zim trailed off, obviously thinking hard.
Meg just went back to watching the Scary Monkey Show again.
***
Tan began to wake up. There was a sharp pain in her back, so she sat up and threw away the stick that she had been lying on. Then something else caught her eye. She stared hard at the empty space beside her, where Meg had been sleeping earlier on. She also looked around the other side of the tree, and in the bushes, in case Meg had just moved away somewhere else to be more comfortable, but she saw no sign of her friend.
'Meg?' she softly called out. 'Meg? Where are you?'
To be continued . . . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Okay all you nice humans! It's time for you too . . . . . ummm . . . .
The Slayer: REVIEW OUR STORY!
GirChic: Yeah. That's it. REVIEW TIME! YAY!
GirChic: *Sings to the chorus of the tune 'It's Raining Men' by Geri Halliwell.*
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS! ALLELUIA!
IT'S RAINING TACOS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Slayer: Okaaaaaaaay . . . . . . . . GirChic? We're doing a disclaimer. We're not at a karaoke night. You're just being embarrassing again!
GirChic: What's a disclaimer?
The Slayer: *Sighs* Aren't you meant to be a smart robot? I chose you out of quite a few robot slaves because I was told that you were more advanced. THEY LIED TO ME!!!! A disclaimer is where we say that we don't own something.
GirChic: Oohhhhhhhhh. What's a karaoke?
The Slayer: *Shakes her head in shame once again* GirChic, I AM NOT A TALKING DICTIONARY!!!!!
GirChic: What's a di -
The Slayer: LOOK. WE DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM! ONLY OURSELVES (Tan and Meg)! END OF DISCUSSION!!
GirChic: *Tilts her head over to the side* Okaaaaaaaayy *Giggles*
RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS
Chapter 4
Meg, where are you?
Skool had finally finished, and as Tan and Meg headed down the street, a thought hit Meg.
'Hey, Tan? I just realised something,' began Meg. 'Where are we going to sleep tonight?'
'Ummm. I actually didn't think of that,' Tan replied, getting worried.
At that moment, the black tomcat that they had seen earlier came running past them again. Before Tan even had time to know what was going on, she saw Meg sprint past her.
'Kitty-key! Come back, kitty-key!' she heard Meg squealing as she chased after the cat.
'Meg! Come back here!' cried Tan desperately. Meg really WAS acting strangely in this cartoon world. It was as if the new world was making Meg turn into a cartoon character like . . . . . . . . Gir!
Tan soon found Meg at the base of a tree, looking up towards the cat which was IN the tree.
'Meg, umm, you look shorter all of a sudden,' said Tan suspiciously.
'Oh! I thought the ground looked closer!' exclaimed Meg.
'So what exactly were you DOING just before, chasing after that big tomcat like that?' asked Tan. She eyed Meg warily.
'Ummm . . . .' I can't believe I really chased a cat. That's the kind of thing Gir does! And I even called it kitty-key! What is WRONG with me?! Thought Meg in astonishment.
'Meg, lets just go find somewhere where we'll be safe for the night,' said Tan.
The best place that they could find was the bottom of a tree trunk, which was surrounded by thick bushes. They felt as safe as they could there.
***
During the silent, dark night, Meg suddenly awoke, her eyes were glowing a strange bright red color. Without a sound, she stiffly stood up and started walking down the street. It was as if she were in some kind of trance, for she couldn't seem to be able to stop herself. She was heading towards Zim's house, it seemed.
'Zim, my master' She thought. Then she shook her head. 'Oh what the hell is happening? Why do I keep thinking like this? And why have I been shrinking so much?!'
Meg soon reached Zim's house. When she was there, she automatically went and opened the door, then quietly walked inside. She spotted Gir sitting on the couch there, slurping a chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy while he watched the Scary Monkey Show.
'SCARY MONKEY SHOW! YAY!' Meg squealed in delight.
'Hellooooooooooo!' said Gir, giggling as Meg sat on the couch next to him. Meg saw that she was no longer a tall human being. She was only an about inch taller than Gir! And was she even a human being anymore??? It certainly didn't feel like it.
As Meg began to watch the Scary Monkey Show with Gir, her eyes switched back to their normal deep blue color.
Then Zim walked into the room.
'What on IRK are you?! You look like a smaller version of that new human girl at Skool,' he said to Meg.
'Master, I am Meg,' she answered, going back into the trance, her eyes turning red again.
'Hmmmmmm. I could use you as another slave. You seem to already be calling me your master . . . . . . . . .' Zim trailed off, obviously thinking hard.
Meg just went back to watching the Scary Monkey Show again.
***
Tan began to wake up. There was a sharp pain in her back, so she sat up and threw away the stick that she had been lying on. Then something else caught her eye. She stared hard at the empty space beside her, where Meg had been sleeping earlier on. She also looked around the other side of the tree, and in the bushes, in case Meg had just moved away somewhere else to be more comfortable, but she saw no sign of her friend.
'Meg?' she softly called out. 'Meg? Where are you?'
To be continued . . . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Okay all you nice humans! It's time for you too . . . . . ummm . . . .
The Slayer: REVIEW OUR STORY!
GirChic: Yeah. That's it. REVIEW TIME! YAY!
