Title: Cold Water
Mischief
Author: kijarel/silrayn
silverwolf
Warning: PG13 just
to be sure, doing Ranma 1/2 after all.
Spoilers: Oniisan(Assassin
and the Fox Universe 1)
Disclaimer: I don't
own Weiß Kreuz or Yu Yu Hakusho or Ranma 1/2, their respective companies
and creators own them.
Teaser: Ran
and Kurama go visit a cousin in Nerima. Kurama gets a crazy idea.
Ran rolls his eyes…
Notes
for the Unitiated: This is set in the Assassin and the Fox Universe
where Fujimiya Ran/Aya-kun (from Weiß Kreuz a.k.a. Knight Hunters
- Pilipino translated version) and Kurama/Minamino Shuuichi/Dennis (from
Yu Yu Hakusho a.k.a. Ghostfighter - Pilipino translated version) are siblings.
Ran is the stoic red headed leader of a team of four vigilante assassins,
"the White Hunters" who "hunt the Dark Beasts". Kurama is the redheaded
star student of Meioh High whose actually Youko Kurama a famous fox-demon
thief who decided to become human rather than die. Because of certain
complications Kurama became a Spirit Detective and member of Team Urameshi.
Ran has taken to calling Kurama, Little Fox and spoils him outrageously.
Cold Water Mischief
WEIß
KREUZ-YU YU HAKUSHO - RANMA 1/2 FANFICTION
II.
Instant kitsune
"I'm going to the Tendo dojo
to practice, Ran-niichan." Kurama-chan yelled out happily after a
day of sightseeing around the little town of Nerima.
"Hn." Ran said getting
ready to go with the Little Fox just in case of trouble. Trouble
by definition also meant self-caused trouble. He just can't leave
his brother to the latter's own devices after the hair-raising trip they
just had.
Who knows what will happen
if these folks were actually as crazy as they were reputed to be?
They had gone to the Tendo
dojo and were greeted with enthusiasm by the household. Ran looked
around curiously since there seems to be an addition of a big black and
white panda and a bandanna-d piglet to the party. The Little Fox
seems to take this in a stride and didn't ask any questions so Ran decided
to ignore the strangeness as well though it almost became too much when
the Saotome boy came 'round screaming his head off with a beaded cat holding
on tightly on to him.
"Hello, Ran-san and Shuuichi-kun,
nice of you to visit today." Said Tendo Kasumi.
"As you can see, Ranma's
currently busy playing with Shampoo so you might have to wait your turn
before you can practice with him." The girl Akane said somewhat miffed
about something. An old man came out of one of the rooms followed
by the shouting Nabiki carrying a huge cloth full of ladies underwear.
Akane took out her mallet out of nowhere and without missing a beat of
pouring out the tea bopped him soundly on the head.
"Here Nabiki." Akane handed
the cloth to Nabiki.
A gigantic sweat-drop begun
to form on both Ran's and Kurama's heads as they watch the proceedings.
Suddenly, a shorthaired young
man in old fashioned kendo clothes came in the gate and without further
ado started to introduce him self. He wasn't even on the porch yet.
"I Tatewate Kuno would like
to introduce myself to the redhaired goddess that is said to be visiting
the Tendo dojo."
"Oh there you are my long
haired lovely Goddess of Love…" Kuno said when he saw Kurama who was extremely
surprised at this turn of events.
Akane got her mallet out
again and bashed Kuno into the ground.
"Oh pay him no mind." Akane
said.
"But who would say such a
thing?" Akane said in a sotto voce. Looking around then seeing
the smug expression on Nabiki's face and sighed. Ran gathered this
was a normal occurrence in this household and didn't comment. Not
that he usually commented. These people were a bit nutty,
harmlessly nutty but still nutty all the same.
Ranma finally extracted the
cat from his face and greeted both of them.
"Shall we have a go at it?"
Ranma asked the Little Fox which the latter answered with alacrity.
The low table was put on the side with the chairs of those who wanted to
watch around it and the match begun.
Soon both parties were standing
up and on defense stance. Kurama-chan let Ranma attack first feinting
and dodging the latter's attacks. He wasn't even using half of his
speed. It looked to Ran that his otouto was trying not to discourage
the Saotome kid too early in the game. Good, this was going to be
a good show at the least.
"He is good. But will he
never attack…?" Said the Tendo patriarch after a while of watching
Kurama and Ranma spar.
Just after those words were
said, Kurama had closed in for the kill. The Little Fox kicked Ranma
hard in the middle making him fly into the garden and into the pool of
lilies in it.
"Hah! you were lucky at that
time." Ranma sputtered his tenor suddenly transformed into a girlish
alto to rival Kurama's. Somehow he had also become more curvaceous
and his facial features had softened.
What the…
***
"Oh, so when you get drenched
in cold water you turn into a girl?" Kurama asked Ranma who was back
to normal after having gotten tea poured on him by an annoyed Akane who
he had asked to get hot water. Bad mistake there…
"Yeah."
"So the panda is in fact…"
"My father and the piglet,
P-chan, is actually…" Ranma had dropped his voice on the last phrase but
even so the said piglet jumped into his mouth before he could say anything
else. Akane was getting some more tea and didn't hear any of it.
"Ranma, hidoi wa!"
Akane said bashing the innocent Ranma on the head.
"P-chan are you okay, the
mean boy didn't hurt you didn't he?" Akane said to the piglet.
A plan had begun to form
into Kurama's mind. As he watched the two couple squabble over the
piglet.
Hmmm, why not? It's
going to be fun…
"So are you ready to have
another go at it?" Kurama asked after a moment, making up his mind.
"Yeah, and this time I'm
going to cream you for sure."
Kurama just smiled after
fighting other youkai this was pretty relaxing.
A replay of the previous
bout ensued. No matter how hard Ranma tried to hit Kurama he never
could until Kurama knocked him back into the pool.
"Had enough, Ranma-kun?"
Kurama reached forward to help Ranma up from the pool faking a slip as
he did so. Splash! Kurama fell into the pool.
***
Ran wondered what his otouto
was up to. The Little Fox was never that clumsy to slip on a wet
stone. Like any Makai fighter the latter knew how to keep to his
feet at any and almost all circumstances. When the huge splash had
dissipated in Kurama's place stood a seven-tail kitsune.
Something tells me things
have just gotten stranger and more complicated…
~TBC~
Author's Note:
The idea for the title came from packaged noodles, instant noodles just
add hot water. In this case, it's cold water. I still
need a Ranma1/2
episode to base the rest of the fanfic on, suggestions please?