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*GirChic and The Slayer go sky-diving*

GirChic: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Slayer: HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T OOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNN
INVADER ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GirChic: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Slayer: NOOO GIRCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC! THAT'S BAAAAAAAD!!!!!! WE WANT TO OOOOOOOOOOOWWWNNNN INVADER ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM BUT WE DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN'T!!!!!! :(

GirChic: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :(

RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS

Chapter 6

The Hunt for Meg


The rest of the day was uneventful, except for the dirty looks that were constantly thrown between Tan and Zim.
'I'll expose Zim for the alien that he really is,' thought Tan. 'Oh . . . damn! Why do I keep thinking like this?!'
Another day at Skool had passed and Tan was tired with worry for Meg. As Tan was leaving the Skoolground, she was stopped.
'Taaaaaaaaaannn!!!!!!' called a singing voice. 'Wait up!'
Tan halted and swivelled around to see who's voice it was (she recognised the voice anyway, before she had even turned around).
'Dib? Where's Gaz? Don't you walk home with her anymore?' asked Tan as she started to walk down the street with Dib.
'Gaz decided to take the bus home after I told her about you,' Dib said, grinning.
'Oh, great. Now I'm going to be considered a freak too,' muttered Tan.
'Anyway, you've got to come to my house so I can get the things that we need to save Meg,' said Dib. Then he took Tan by the arm and literally dragged her down the street towards the Membranes' house.
'GAZ! I'M HOME! Don't worry, Tan and I are going out to save the world from Zim the ALIEN!' announced Dib, tugging Tan upstairs.
'Quiet. Trying to play GameSlave,' mumbled Gaz distractedly. Suddenly she jerked her head up, her eyes popping out. 'Not . . . possible . . . for . . . two . . . freaks. . . to . . live . . . at . . . the . . .same . . .time . . .'

'Just stay here – I'll be right back,' Dib said to Tan, sitting her down on the magazine-covered bed and ducking out of the room.
Tan looked around and picked up one of the magazines. This was pretty cool, being in Dib's house and all. She scanned the magazine and was about to put it down when she saw and article advertising those hand-cuffs that were guaranteed to render an alien unconscious.
'Hmmmm. If I were to get a pair of those then I would be able to prove to the world that Zim is an alien,' she thought. Then she realised, giving herself a mental slap, 'Oh, what the hell is happening? Why are these thoughts becoming more frequent?!'
'Ok, I'm ready! Lets go!' Dib stood in the doorway, armed with all his equipment to capture Zim.
Tan stood up and followed Dib outside, then headed up the street with him.
'Don't worry, Tan. We'll find Meg!' Dib said reassuringly, seeing Tan's distressed expression, but Tan wasn't all that worried about Meg anymore. No, Tan was distressed about the frequent thoughts that she had been getting.
'I'm beginning to think like Dib. Come on, Tan! Just because you're Dib's biggest fan doesn't mean that you have to think like him all the time . . . EXPOSE ZIM!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! Stop thinking like that, Tan!' she was disturbed from her thoughts by something being shoved in front of her face.
'Here you go. Take this Super-Soaker,' said Dib. 'You know that Zim is -'
'Allergic to water,' Tan finished for him.
'Yeah! How'd you know that?' Dib asked in surprise. This girl must have done as much studying on Zim as he had!
This was a dream come true for Dib. He had finally found someone else that shared the same interests as he did – mainly about exposing Zim.
'Lets just say that I do my homework,' answered Tan, who was now going pale from actually finishing Dib's sentence.
Tan gripped the Super-Soaker tightly. She had a strong feeling that she wasn't going over to Zim's house just for Meg now. She wanted to see that alien scum be fried!
'Augghhh. I did it again! I thought like Dib again! What's WRONG with me?!

Dib and Tan finally stood in front of Zim's home base. If you listened carefully, you could even hear the hysterical squeals of Gir and Meg as they caused havoc throughout Zim's base, and the cries of Zim as he desperately tried to stop the crazy hooligans from destroying everything.
Dib decided to take the first step, but was pulled back by Tan. She had a very serious look on her face.
'If we stay low to the ground, Zim's security system won't be able to detect us,' she explained.
'How'd you know that?' asked Dib as he studied the deadly lawn-gnomes.
'Trust me on this one,' smiled Tan, remembering the IZ episode of Plague of Babies.
She slowly crouched down and slipped easily past the lawn-gnomes.
Dib's mouth hung open. This girl was better than he'd thought! He snapped out of shock and did the same as Tan.
Once both children were safely at the front door, Tan knocked.
'What are you DOING?!' cried Dib in panic.
'Relax, Dib,' said Tan, resting a hand on his shoulder.
The door swung open, startling them both. There, in the doorway, stood none-other than Gir.
'Hellooooooooooooooooo!' he giggled.
In the background, Zim was getting the life squeezed out of him by another small robot that looked somewhat familiar.
'Hello there! Can we come in?' asked Tan in a kind voice, as she got a sudden urge to pull the little robot apart and see what sort of alien technology kept Gir running.
Doing her best to ignore the urge, she produced a cupcake from her pocket which she'd saved from lunch. Looking at it, her stomach growled because she hadn't eaten since last lunch. She sighed and handed it to Gir, who shrieked in delight. Before Dib and Tan could enter the house, Zim popped up and blocked their way.
'What do you think you're doing?' demanded Zim, narrowing his eyes at Dib, then at Tan.
'What'd you do to Meg?' shouted Dib, pointing his proton blaster at Zim.
'Meg?' asked Zim, confused. 'Oh. You mean Meg.' Zim stood back just enough for Tan and Dib to see a small robot wandering around that resembled Meg.
Tan stood wide-eyed at the little robot that was playing with Gir. Dib's mouth hung open. That did it. Tan looked down at the Super-Soaker which she held in her hands. Then, without being able to control herself, she pulled back on the trigger, releasing a spray of water in Zim's face.
Zim staggered back, shrieking in pain. Once Tan had run out of water, she leapt at Zim and wrestled him to the ground.

To be continued . . . . . . . . . .

The Slayer: I don't feel so good now after going sky-diving.

GirChic: I know what will make you feel better!!

The Slayer: And what would that be?

GirChic: PIGGIES!!!!!

The Slayer: And what are they going to do for me?

GirChic: They'll turn that frown upside down!!!

The Slayer: You know what would REALLY make me happy? If all you humans review our story!! COME ON, YOU GUYS ARE SO LAZY!!!!! REVIEW ALREADY!!!!