Disclaimer:
GirChic: Ummm we had a prepared disclaimer for this chapter, but I seem to have . . . lost it? Oh well! *Suddenly pulls out a cupcake and scoffs it down*
The Slayer: GIRCHIC!!!! That disclaimer took ages to write and it was a good one!!!!
GirChic: *Eyes well up with tears*
The Slayer: Well, I see that you have learned from your mistake. *Walks away in search of 'The Missing DISCLAIMER!'*
GirChic: I miss you cupcake! *Eyes droop* I miss you baaaaaaad.
The Slayer: *Comes back* Ugh. I can't find it! Are you sure you didn't EAT it?
GirChic: *Sniffles* Pretty sure . . . . .
The Slayer: Damn. That means that I'll just have to make an announcement: We don't own Invader Zim!!
GirChic: Awwwww. That's saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS
Chapter 7
A Fight and then a Plan
Gir positioned himself upon the soft couch with his favourite drink, a chocolate bubblegum brain freezy. As he slurped the contents through a straw, Meg came up holding a grape flavoured brain freezy and changed the channel on the television to the Teletubbies. The two of Zim's slaves didn't notice the fight in the doorway as lasers were shot and water was squirted, nor the angry cries of Zim, Tan and Dib.
'Teletubbies! YAY!!' screamed Gir.
'I love this show!' cooed Meg.
'Wanna go make some biscuits?!' Gir asked the other slave.
'OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'
Gir and Meg danced excitedly into the kitchen, going past the fight. Tan and Zim were having a punch up on the ground while Dib was standing up, trying to repair a hole in the Super-Soaker where Zim's laser beam had struck it.
'WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FIGHT?!' yelled Zim in rage as he took another blow from Tan's fist.
Tan gasped and jumped back in realisation of how she had just acted. Meg didn't seem to be getting bad treatment at this house! In fact, she looked like she really enjoyed it at Zim's house where she screamed and squealed in excitement all day long with Gir.
'Oh no. I acted just like Dib AGAIN!' Tan whispered to herself. Then she had another urge to punch Zim again, but she stopped herself. 'If I keep doing this, I'm going to end up destroying one of Meg's favourite Invader Zim characters!'
Dib had finally finished repairing the hole in the giant water gun, and he raised it to his shoulder, his finger quivering excitedly on the trigger. He pulled the trigger all the way back.
'NO!! STOP!!!' Tan cried out desperately. She leapt in front of the water gun, and the strong stream of water splashed forcefully right into her face.
Dib immediately lowered the gun, his eyes going wide with shock.
'S-s-sorry, Tan!' he stammered nervously. He didn't want Tan to start knocking his lights out.
'Dib, umm . . .' Tan thought hard for an excuse to make Dib call off the attack. 'Umm . . . I need to talk to you about something very serious!'
'What about?' Dib queried.
'Just come on. Please!' Tan's eyes showed a pleading look.
'Okay . . . but don't think this is the last of me, Zim! I'LL BE BACK!!!' Dib called back as Tan pulled him away from the Irken's base.
When they reached a secluded area, Tan turned to Dib, her eyes showing that she was about to say something dead serious.
'Dib, PLEASE believe me about what I'm about to say, okay?' she said.
'Ummm . . . okay,' Dib agreed.
'Okay. Here goes . . .' Tan took a deep breath. 'Dib, I'm not from this world, and neither is Meg.'
'You mean YOU'RE both aliens too?!' Dib gasped.
'No! I'm trying to say that we're not even from this universe!' Tan cried.
Dib's expression was blank. If she wasn't from this world, or universe, and she wasn't an alien, then . . . what was going on?
'You see, one night in MY world, I was on my computer on the Internet, and there was a really big storm outside. Then before I knew it, I was in THIS world, and Meg was right there behind me!' Tan explained.
'What's your world called?' Dib asked.
'Earth, like this world, but in . . . another dimension? In my world, you, Zim, Gaz, Gir, and all you people in this world, are in a cartoon on TV called Invader Zim, and that night I was on the computer, I got sucked into THIS world!' Tan said. 'And that's also how I knew about staying low around the lawn-gnomes. It was on an episode of that cartoon.'
'Oh I see . . .' Dib was dazed. He never knew that something like this could happen! 'So I'm part of a cartoon?'
'Yes,' Tan answered. 'I got sucked into a cartoon world and I don't know how to get out, and in this world, I seem to be turning into someone like you, and Meg keeps acting like Gir!'
'Hmmm. I could try to make a machine for you so that you're able to go back to back and forth between worlds . . .' Dib said, trailing off.
'Oh cool that would be SUCH a big help!' exclaimed Tan. 'And I'm here to help you!'
'What about Meg? Are we gonna go fight Zim to get her back?' Dib asked worriedly.
'Dib, I've thought about it quite a lot and when we went Zim's house, I saw that Meg was really happy there with Gir,' Tan said. 'And if this machine that we're going to make really can let us travel back and forth between worlds, then Meg can just come back whenever she wants to!'
To be continued . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: HEY I FOUND THE DISCLAIMER!!!! YAY!!! Ok I'll read it to you now-
The Slayer: No, GirChic! It's too late now. This chapters over, so our prepared disclaimer will have to wait for the next chapter.
GirChic: Aawwwwww. So saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
The Slayer: o.O . . . . . Whatever. Ummmm . . . . . .
GirChic: Yes?
The Slayer: Uhhh, you people can go review now coz GirChic's going a bit looney-HEY!!!! STOP CHEWING MY BACKPACK!!!!
GirChic: But it's so pretty! Look – it's got shiny thingies on it!! And it tastes like chocolate!!!
The Slayer: *Hauls GirChic into the nearest garbage bin*
GirChic: *Makes muffled noises*
The Slayer: Ummm . . . Goodbye people!! Go review now and read the next chapter when it comes on!!
GirChic: Ummm we had a prepared disclaimer for this chapter, but I seem to have . . . lost it? Oh well! *Suddenly pulls out a cupcake and scoffs it down*
The Slayer: GIRCHIC!!!! That disclaimer took ages to write and it was a good one!!!!
GirChic: *Eyes well up with tears*
The Slayer: Well, I see that you have learned from your mistake. *Walks away in search of 'The Missing DISCLAIMER!'*
GirChic: I miss you cupcake! *Eyes droop* I miss you baaaaaaad.
The Slayer: *Comes back* Ugh. I can't find it! Are you sure you didn't EAT it?
GirChic: *Sniffles* Pretty sure . . . . .
The Slayer: Damn. That means that I'll just have to make an announcement: We don't own Invader Zim!!
GirChic: Awwwww. That's saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS
Chapter 7
A Fight and then a Plan
Gir positioned himself upon the soft couch with his favourite drink, a chocolate bubblegum brain freezy. As he slurped the contents through a straw, Meg came up holding a grape flavoured brain freezy and changed the channel on the television to the Teletubbies. The two of Zim's slaves didn't notice the fight in the doorway as lasers were shot and water was squirted, nor the angry cries of Zim, Tan and Dib.
'Teletubbies! YAY!!' screamed Gir.
'I love this show!' cooed Meg.
'Wanna go make some biscuits?!' Gir asked the other slave.
'OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'
Gir and Meg danced excitedly into the kitchen, going past the fight. Tan and Zim were having a punch up on the ground while Dib was standing up, trying to repair a hole in the Super-Soaker where Zim's laser beam had struck it.
'WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS FIGHT?!' yelled Zim in rage as he took another blow from Tan's fist.
Tan gasped and jumped back in realisation of how she had just acted. Meg didn't seem to be getting bad treatment at this house! In fact, she looked like she really enjoyed it at Zim's house where she screamed and squealed in excitement all day long with Gir.
'Oh no. I acted just like Dib AGAIN!' Tan whispered to herself. Then she had another urge to punch Zim again, but she stopped herself. 'If I keep doing this, I'm going to end up destroying one of Meg's favourite Invader Zim characters!'
Dib had finally finished repairing the hole in the giant water gun, and he raised it to his shoulder, his finger quivering excitedly on the trigger. He pulled the trigger all the way back.
'NO!! STOP!!!' Tan cried out desperately. She leapt in front of the water gun, and the strong stream of water splashed forcefully right into her face.
Dib immediately lowered the gun, his eyes going wide with shock.
'S-s-sorry, Tan!' he stammered nervously. He didn't want Tan to start knocking his lights out.
'Dib, umm . . .' Tan thought hard for an excuse to make Dib call off the attack. 'Umm . . . I need to talk to you about something very serious!'
'What about?' Dib queried.
'Just come on. Please!' Tan's eyes showed a pleading look.
'Okay . . . but don't think this is the last of me, Zim! I'LL BE BACK!!!' Dib called back as Tan pulled him away from the Irken's base.
When they reached a secluded area, Tan turned to Dib, her eyes showing that she was about to say something dead serious.
'Dib, PLEASE believe me about what I'm about to say, okay?' she said.
'Ummm . . . okay,' Dib agreed.
'Okay. Here goes . . .' Tan took a deep breath. 'Dib, I'm not from this world, and neither is Meg.'
'You mean YOU'RE both aliens too?!' Dib gasped.
'No! I'm trying to say that we're not even from this universe!' Tan cried.
Dib's expression was blank. If she wasn't from this world, or universe, and she wasn't an alien, then . . . what was going on?
'You see, one night in MY world, I was on my computer on the Internet, and there was a really big storm outside. Then before I knew it, I was in THIS world, and Meg was right there behind me!' Tan explained.
'What's your world called?' Dib asked.
'Earth, like this world, but in . . . another dimension? In my world, you, Zim, Gaz, Gir, and all you people in this world, are in a cartoon on TV called Invader Zim, and that night I was on the computer, I got sucked into THIS world!' Tan said. 'And that's also how I knew about staying low around the lawn-gnomes. It was on an episode of that cartoon.'
'Oh I see . . .' Dib was dazed. He never knew that something like this could happen! 'So I'm part of a cartoon?'
'Yes,' Tan answered. 'I got sucked into a cartoon world and I don't know how to get out, and in this world, I seem to be turning into someone like you, and Meg keeps acting like Gir!'
'Hmmm. I could try to make a machine for you so that you're able to go back to back and forth between worlds . . .' Dib said, trailing off.
'Oh cool that would be SUCH a big help!' exclaimed Tan. 'And I'm here to help you!'
'What about Meg? Are we gonna go fight Zim to get her back?' Dib asked worriedly.
'Dib, I've thought about it quite a lot and when we went Zim's house, I saw that Meg was really happy there with Gir,' Tan said. 'And if this machine that we're going to make really can let us travel back and forth between worlds, then Meg can just come back whenever she wants to!'
To be continued . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: HEY I FOUND THE DISCLAIMER!!!! YAY!!! Ok I'll read it to you now-
The Slayer: No, GirChic! It's too late now. This chapters over, so our prepared disclaimer will have to wait for the next chapter.
GirChic: Aawwwwww. So saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
The Slayer: o.O . . . . . Whatever. Ummmm . . . . . .
GirChic: Yes?
The Slayer: Uhhh, you people can go review now coz GirChic's going a bit looney-HEY!!!! STOP CHEWING MY BACKPACK!!!!
GirChic: But it's so pretty! Look – it's got shiny thingies on it!! And it tastes like chocolate!!!
The Slayer: *Hauls GirChic into the nearest garbage bin*
GirChic: *Makes muffled noises*
The Slayer: Ummm . . . Goodbye people!! Go review now and read the next chapter when it comes on!!
