The Slayer: Hello readers!! I see this fic has done it's job!!! TAKE OVER YOU MINDS!!!! Mah haha hah ahhhhaaa!!!!!!

GirChic: Master, Master!! There's a BIG scary thing that is scaring me!!!

The Slayer: What is it now GirChic? I was trying to be evil!!! And you wrecked it!!!

GirChic: But it is in this ROOM!!

The Slayer: Where?

GirChic: *Points in the Slayer's direction*

The Slayer: *Gazes behind her, but sees nothing*

GirChic: It's right there!!!

The Slayer: *Looks all around, but still sees nothing* I don't see anything, and we don't own Invader Zim!!!!

GirChic: AAAAHHHH!!! It said something that I don't understand.

RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS

Chapter 8

Explanations & a Taunt

'So let me get this straight,' Dib started again. Tan smiled, her face not so serious. 'What is it this time Dib?' 'So I am a character from a cartoon in your world?' Dib clutched his head, this was too much for him to take in and Tan had already explained it over many times the previous day. Tan giggled. 'Yes that is correct and you have many fans that watch your show. You're practically an international star back from where I come from.' Again Gaz had taken the bus - she was on the brink of insanity over having two freaks around the house. Dib had invited Tan to spend the night at his house until they could decide how they were going to go about building the machine that would enable Tan and Meg to travel back home. 'WOW! And you say that there's an Internet site called Fan Fiction Net where people post stories and there's over 800 stories written about us?' continued Dib. He was beginning to like the sound of this alternate Earth. 'Yes, but you wouldn't like some of them,' informed Tan as the two entered the Skoolyard. 'Why not?' asked Dib, confused. Why wouldn't he like some of them if they were about him? Tan grinned sheepishly and her face flushed red from embarrassment of what she was about to tell Dib, 'Not that I have wrote any myself, some people think that, well...er...um...think you and Zim should be together and they write about it, if you catch my drift.' 'NO! You don't mean?' Dib stopped short and his pale face was drained of what little colour it had left. 'YUCK!! NO WAY!!' Tan chuckled to herself; the look on Dib's face was priceless. She gazed down, shifting her weight in the stylish black boots. Dib had lent her some of his clothes because hers were soaked from the previous day. She beamed at the thought of all the Dib fans that would literarily kill her to wear Dib's clothes. Tan was interrupted from her happy daydream by an eerie shadow that blocked the sun's warm rays. 'Hi Zim,' greeted Tan causally. 'Oh, don't play miss innocent now,' sneered Zim, rubbing some of the bruises that Tan that inflicted on him. Tan was now in the Zim's list of humans to destroy first when he conquered the mud ball. Tan smirked at the remembrance of the action from yesterday; she still had her moments when she acted like Dib. But still retaining herself to start rambling, she raised an eyebrow. Zim frowned. 'You didn't think you could get away insulting an Invader, did you?' Zim reached into his pod and produced.... a single rubber piggy? 'What the -' Zim stuttered in confusion. Tan and Dib glanced to each other for a spilt moment and both cracked up laughing. 'I don't understand it, I put the laser in there this morning,' moaned Zim angrily. 'Yes laugh while you can, Dib human's friend thingy, but you will be sorry when I conquer this pathetic planet.' 'No you won't, I will stop your rain of terror!!' both Tan and Dib said together. Tan blushed as she realized what had happened. Zim glared at both of the humans, if only he had his laser...

*** Gir bounced about the living room, squealing at the top of his gears. The android had found something SPECIAL! Meg bounded in to view the new toy. 'OoOoO, pretty laser!' cooed Meg, mesmerized by the shiny weapon. Then she reached for the trigger...

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'Well, it looks like your gonna have to destroy us some other time ZIM!' stated Dib triumphantly. Zim coldly scowled at the two children and proceeded in the direction of the Skool building. It was close to bell time now. 'Say hello to the Tallests for me Zim!!!' Tan taunted. Zim froze to the spot as he slowly boiled up with raged and confusion mix up into one deadly combination. The little Irken spun around to face Tan...

To Be Continued...

The Slayer: So GirChic can you describe it to me?

GirChic: Well the thing is BIG and she has blonde hair...

The Slayer: Yes, continue.

GirChic: She wears an outfit like Dib's and she has blue eyes...

The Slayer: Hey wait a minute that's me!!!

GirChic: It is??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

The Slayer: GIRCHIC! I'm not scary!

GirChic: Your not? Oh...okay then! *Sits down and munches on a taco* I LOVE TACOS!!!

The Slayer: I don't know who's scary - her or me? Oh well, while I try and work out that question, why don't you guys and gals review!!!