Chapter 19: Wakey-Wakey
Author's Note: After a nice creative block, I have regained my muse thanks to Roger and Alex. *hugs!*
Several minutes later I pulled away from Clu, breathless. The old sparkle had returned to his eyes, and a broad grin stretched across his face.
"So…" he began, "was it good for you?"
Smacking him I stood up and dusted off my pants.
"Very funny, Clu," I laughed, reaching out my hands and pulling him up, "Now come on, we've got to revive Annie and Jack!!"
Clu stood up and brushed off his pants.
"Okay," he said, "But how?"
I paused. How indeed? They were magically knocked out, so shaking couldn't work…or could it? I ran over to Annie and grabbed her shoulders, shaking her furiously. Her head rolled around and wispy blonde hair fell over her face. I was stuck. What should I do?
Clu walked over to me and knelt next to Jack, also shaking his shoulders; albeit much more gently than I was shaking Annie.
"Maybe we could shock them awake?" asked Clu.
"Clu, it's a magical trance, I don't think we could just…"
Clu held up a finger and leaned over to Jack's ear and whispered. Instantly Jack's eyes shot open and he sat up and scooted away from Clu.
"No way, man!!!"
Clu laughed.
"Just kidding, man. You know I'm not like that."
"Like what?" I asked.
Clu leaned over and whispered in my ear.
"I offered to give him a blow job."
I backed away hastily.
"Clu, what the HELL were you thinking!!!?"
"Relax, babe, it was purely in the interest of getting Jack to wake up. It worked, didn't it?"
"I suppose…" I grumbled, "but how are we going to wake up Annie?"
"Guys?" interrupted Jack, "What's going on?"
I looked at him.
"Jack! You were kidnapped by aliens and they were gonna kill you and they're using Mom to fuel their ship and Calendrica knocked you and Annie out and killed Malvagita and we're locked in here!!!!!"
Jack wore a look of confusion on his face.
"Sure, Fi, whatever. Clu, man, what's really going on?"
"Awww, man, she's not lying!! It was weird and messed up and she's telling the truth!!"
"Yeah, sure, Clu. Oh look, Satan's ice-skating!!"
"Where?"
I stood up and stomped over to Jack.
"I'm serious!" I said, poking him in the chest, "And Mom's going to be in serious trouble if we don't help!"
"What about Annie?" asked Jack, motioning to her lifeless form.
"You help Annie, we'll figure out some way to get out of here," I said, as Clu and I walked to the door.
"Well…" said Jack, "Not that I believe this, but if Mom's involved…"
He then walked over to Annie and began to gently slap her face.
Oh this is too good to pass up.
"It has to be a shock, Jack, slap harder!!"
THWACK!!!
Author's Note: After a nice creative block, I have regained my muse thanks to Roger and Alex. *hugs!*
Several minutes later I pulled away from Clu, breathless. The old sparkle had returned to his eyes, and a broad grin stretched across his face.
"So…" he began, "was it good for you?"
Smacking him I stood up and dusted off my pants.
"Very funny, Clu," I laughed, reaching out my hands and pulling him up, "Now come on, we've got to revive Annie and Jack!!"
Clu stood up and brushed off his pants.
"Okay," he said, "But how?"
I paused. How indeed? They were magically knocked out, so shaking couldn't work…or could it? I ran over to Annie and grabbed her shoulders, shaking her furiously. Her head rolled around and wispy blonde hair fell over her face. I was stuck. What should I do?
Clu walked over to me and knelt next to Jack, also shaking his shoulders; albeit much more gently than I was shaking Annie.
"Maybe we could shock them awake?" asked Clu.
"Clu, it's a magical trance, I don't think we could just…"
Clu held up a finger and leaned over to Jack's ear and whispered. Instantly Jack's eyes shot open and he sat up and scooted away from Clu.
"No way, man!!!"
Clu laughed.
"Just kidding, man. You know I'm not like that."
"Like what?" I asked.
Clu leaned over and whispered in my ear.
"I offered to give him a blow job."
I backed away hastily.
"Clu, what the HELL were you thinking!!!?"
"Relax, babe, it was purely in the interest of getting Jack to wake up. It worked, didn't it?"
"I suppose…" I grumbled, "but how are we going to wake up Annie?"
"Guys?" interrupted Jack, "What's going on?"
I looked at him.
"Jack! You were kidnapped by aliens and they were gonna kill you and they're using Mom to fuel their ship and Calendrica knocked you and Annie out and killed Malvagita and we're locked in here!!!!!"
Jack wore a look of confusion on his face.
"Sure, Fi, whatever. Clu, man, what's really going on?"
"Awww, man, she's not lying!! It was weird and messed up and she's telling the truth!!"
"Yeah, sure, Clu. Oh look, Satan's ice-skating!!"
"Where?"
I stood up and stomped over to Jack.
"I'm serious!" I said, poking him in the chest, "And Mom's going to be in serious trouble if we don't help!"
"What about Annie?" asked Jack, motioning to her lifeless form.
"You help Annie, we'll figure out some way to get out of here," I said, as Clu and I walked to the door.
"Well…" said Jack, "Not that I believe this, but if Mom's involved…"
He then walked over to Annie and began to gently slap her face.
Oh this is too good to pass up.
"It has to be a shock, Jack, slap harder!!"
THWACK!!!
