My Lil' Spurt of Insanity II

By Lady_Lioness

The five Gundam Pilots are, once again, piled about the television, grappling for the remote.

Heero: YESH! Jerry Springer! Stay, stay!

*click*

Wufei: That Weakest Link chick freaks me out...

Duo: Hey Wufei? (Creeping up)

Wufei: Hmmn?

Duo: (Brittish accent) YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!

Wufei: Aaah!

*click*

Quatre: Now c'mon, guys...I'm sure we can find something we can all agree on, here--

All: Shaddup, Quatre.

*click*

Trowa: Ooh...Basketball game!

*click*

Quatre: Hey...wait a second!

Heero: It's Disney...quickly, before he gets too engrossed.

Duo: That girl's a hottie...

Trowa: Dude, she's like...13.

Duo: Oh.

Heero: (sighs, rolling his eyes)

Quatre: HEY! I know this movie!

Heero: Told you you should have changed it while we still had the chance...but NO...nobody EVER listens to Heero...

All: Nope...

Duo: That girl's hot, too!

Wufei: Duo...she's the 13-year-old's grandmother...

Quatre: (Presses the 'info' button) Hmn...Aha! Halloween Town! I love this movie! It's so cute!

Trowa: Just like you, Quatre...just like you.

Duo: A'aight...'nuff with the yaoi-ism.

Trowa & Quatre: *blush*

Wufei: So...that lil' kid's a witch?

Quatre: (Eyes glued to the screen) Y'huh.

Heero: That's...really sad...

Duo: Now THAT girl's HOT! (points)

Heero: That's a guy, Duo.

Duo: Oh...A very PRETTY guy.

All: (groan)

Quatre: Lookie! She's gonna kiss the goblin guy! I betcha' he turns into a prince!

Wufei: Ha. You were wrong. He's still ugly.

Trowa: Anyone else hungry?

Duo: Yeah.

Heero: *nod*

Wufei: Sure.

Quatre: Hey guys! Wait...it's almost over, I swear!

Heero: (Turns the tv off) That's enough for today, Quatre. You need every single bit of fluff that's still up there. (Pokes his head)

Duo: Anyone want to watch The Sound of Music? *sarcastic*

Quatre: Yeah, good idea, Duo!

All: NO.

Heero: Y'know...we never DID get to watch MI2...*sniffle*

FIN