A Christmas Peril- Part 3
By Prathdrake
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A/N: Fooooouuuuur Scoooooooore and seven years ago... Oh, sorry, wrong composition. In this chapter, the big decision comes. Oh yes! the big one! Will Snape reform? Or will he keep with his piggish ways? I know the answer, and you don't! Ha ha!
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Snape's woke up about an hour after he had fallen asleep. He looked at his clock. It was 3:27 am. Snape got up and opened his one present, the one he had given himself.
"I wondered what it is..." pondered Snape, "I really have no idea." He giggled at his own little 'joke'. He ripped off the wrapping paper and opened the box. Inside was a crystal ball.
"This isn't what I gave myself!" yelled Snape. A gray mist suddenly floated out of the orb.
"I am the spirit of Christmas Future," wailed the mist.
"What is with you spirits, anyway?" asked Snape angrily, "Are you here just to annoy me?"
"Yes,' said the mist.
"You learn something new everyday," Snape mumbled to himself. The mist slowly transformed into a personage.
"Now that I'm decent," said the spirit, "We can get on with our business!" He grabbed the orb from the box.
"Hey, that's mine!" shouted Snape, "You can't have it!"
"Actually it's my home," explained the spirit, "Your real present is on the other side of the tree."
Snape ran around the tree, grabbed the present and ripped out a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans- Ear Wax Flavor.
"What kind of an idiot would give a box of these?" asked Snape. Then remembering he gave them to his self, he decided to change the subject.
"We need a formal introduction," said Snape, "My name is Sev-"
"Severus Snape, I know," said the spirit, "And my name is-" (There was a drum roll)
"-Joel"
"Right,' said Snape, "Now get out of my site!"
"Okay!" agreed Joel. He suddenly became invisible.
"You like showing off, don't you?" asked Snape.
"Yes, I do,' said Joel as the orb rose into the air, "Now let's look at your future. I see...I see...a funeral! A small funeral!"
"How small?" asked Snape.
"Veeeeeeeeery small..." answered Joel, "...No one has attended! The...the... preacher is... delivering the eulogy...to...to...an empty graveyard."
"If this is my future," said Snape, "Then why aren't I there?"
"Oh you're there," said Joel.
"But you just said no one attended!" yelled Snape, "How can I be there, but not attending!? I must be...be...OH NO!"
"Oh yes," said Joel, "You are the one in the coffin!"
"How did I die?"asked Snape.
"No," said Joel, "Dumbledore killed you 'cause he was tired of your whining about wanting to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" yelled Snape, "The terror! I'll change! I'll change! I'll never be cruel anymore! I'll give the Gryffindors back all the points I took from them! All two thousand and fifty-five! I promise! I'll chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!
"That's good," said Joel. Then he whistled. Carly and Dallin floated through the window and stood by Joel. Suddenly they started to sing "Goodbye" ala Von Trapp style.
"...So long! Farewell..."
After they had sung the entire song, they added on another verse about doing their job and being successful. They flew out the window leaving Snape.
"Well that was way too easy," said Snape, "And the good news is, I can avoid them 'till next year." He opened the door and skipped down the corridor to give Harry ten more pages of Potions.
THE END
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A/N: Tricked you! You thought Snape was gonna change. Well I fooled you gooooooooooood!
I thought this chapter was the best of 'em all!
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By Prathdrake
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A/N: Fooooouuuuur Scoooooooore and seven years ago... Oh, sorry, wrong composition. In this chapter, the big decision comes. Oh yes! the big one! Will Snape reform? Or will he keep with his piggish ways? I know the answer, and you don't! Ha ha!
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Snape's woke up about an hour after he had fallen asleep. He looked at his clock. It was 3:27 am. Snape got up and opened his one present, the one he had given himself.
"I wondered what it is..." pondered Snape, "I really have no idea." He giggled at his own little 'joke'. He ripped off the wrapping paper and opened the box. Inside was a crystal ball.
"This isn't what I gave myself!" yelled Snape. A gray mist suddenly floated out of the orb.
"I am the spirit of Christmas Future," wailed the mist.
"What is with you spirits, anyway?" asked Snape angrily, "Are you here just to annoy me?"
"Yes,' said the mist.
"You learn something new everyday," Snape mumbled to himself. The mist slowly transformed into a personage.
"Now that I'm decent," said the spirit, "We can get on with our business!" He grabbed the orb from the box.
"Hey, that's mine!" shouted Snape, "You can't have it!"
"Actually it's my home," explained the spirit, "Your real present is on the other side of the tree."
Snape ran around the tree, grabbed the present and ripped out a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans- Ear Wax Flavor.
"What kind of an idiot would give a box of these?" asked Snape. Then remembering he gave them to his self, he decided to change the subject.
"We need a formal introduction," said Snape, "My name is Sev-"
"Severus Snape, I know," said the spirit, "And my name is-" (There was a drum roll)
"-Joel"
"Right,' said Snape, "Now get out of my site!"
"Okay!" agreed Joel. He suddenly became invisible.
"You like showing off, don't you?" asked Snape.
"Yes, I do,' said Joel as the orb rose into the air, "Now let's look at your future. I see...I see...a funeral! A small funeral!"
"How small?" asked Snape.
"Veeeeeeeeery small..." answered Joel, "...No one has attended! The...the... preacher is... delivering the eulogy...to...to...an empty graveyard."
"If this is my future," said Snape, "Then why aren't I there?"
"Oh you're there," said Joel.
"But you just said no one attended!" yelled Snape, "How can I be there, but not attending!? I must be...be...OH NO!"
"Oh yes," said Joel, "You are the one in the coffin!"
"How did I die?"asked Snape.
"No," said Joel, "Dumbledore killed you 'cause he was tired of your whining about wanting to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" yelled Snape, "The terror! I'll change! I'll change! I'll never be cruel anymore! I'll give the Gryffindors back all the points I took from them! All two thousand and fifty-five! I promise! I'll chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!
"That's good," said Joel. Then he whistled. Carly and Dallin floated through the window and stood by Joel. Suddenly they started to sing "Goodbye" ala Von Trapp style.
"...So long! Farewell..."
After they had sung the entire song, they added on another verse about doing their job and being successful. They flew out the window leaving Snape.
"Well that was way too easy," said Snape, "And the good news is, I can avoid them 'till next year." He opened the door and skipped down the corridor to give Harry ten more pages of Potions.
THE END
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A/N: Tricked you! You thought Snape was gonna change. Well I fooled you gooooooooooood!
I thought this chapter was the best of 'em all!
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