Moshimo...

Note: FY ain't mine. And yes, I got the title from my all time favorite Sakura Taisen! One of the songs... *mutters* ANYWAY plz R&R~ Arigato gozaimashita. Oh yeah, let's just say everybody got reincarnated and everything was okay. JUST FINE. Nobody died, that is. Er...Shiyo is mine. And everybody except Tamahome live in the palace, I dunno why, everybody meaning the Suzaku Shichiseishi.

The story begins...

1 : Nuriko and Tasuki

The palace was quiet. It was 5 in the morning. Then some dumb coconut fell out from the sky...

Two coconuts, to be exact.

"Ouch!" Kusanagi Shiyo exclaimed as Yuuki Miaka's bag full of snacks landed heavily on her. (Okay, 3 dumb coconuts, including Miaka's bag. Happy?) Miaka landed heavily on the bag and Shiyo screamed, causing all the birds in the palace garden, in which they had landed in, to fly out from the trees and screech, waking up the entire palace. Well, almost the entire palace.

"Can you be more careful?" Shiyo exclaimed. Miaka ignored her and opened the bag of snacks and began checking them. As Miaka reached "prawn crackers" Shiyo whispered to herself in awe, "This place is huge..." Shiyo was from an advanced planet and although she looked human, well, she was half anyway, she was actually half-Signocian. Signocia was another planet altogether- Well, never mind about that. Let's get on with the story.

Shiyo was fascinated with ancient civilizations and so she visited Earth, which was what her planet looked like 4000 years ago. From her planet she brought along many chemicals which would seem magical to people of our era, what more the people living in the era they were in now?

She was in the same class as Miaka and Yui, and Yui always asked her a lot about her planet. Of course, on the first day of school, she said she was from another planet, nobody believed her. Anyway, let's get on with the story.

Ahem. Shiyo then asked Miaka, "Hey Mi, how come it's so noisy?" Miaka then looked up. "Oh. You've woken up the whole palace, that's all." She then went back to "potato chips" and started to dig for her chocolate.

Shiyo gulped. The palace guards were closing in on the both of them. "Mi...Why are they...Uh..." Miaka looked up again, irritated. "What?! I was on macadamia nut and you disturbed me." The guards saw the Maiden of Suzaku and let out a gasp of respect and began back tracking rapidly muttering, "We seek your forgiveness Great Maiden..."

"Hey...Cool. You're popular here, huh, Mi?"

"Stop calling me Mi! There, finished! Norwegian...Yup, that's all. Now, shall we go?"

"Where are we going?"

"To the emperor's room," Miaka shrugged casually. "Huh? I thought that's supposed to be forbidden?"

"It's not forbidden to me."

"Oh. And why couldn't Yui come again?"

"Uh......*doesn't dare to say her cooking landed Yui in hospital*"

"Never mind, let's go. *anxious to see how 'Stone Age' looked like*"

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"Hotohori~! I brought the friend I was telling you about!" Miaka called out. Hotohori 'swept' out of his room and put his face close to Shiyo's. She blushed and said, "You're the emperor? Kakkoi (cute)..." Then Hotohori asked, "Tell me, am I beautiful?" "....Uh....I guess. Yeah." Hotohori seemed mildly satisfied with this answer and told Miaka, "Apparently this friend of yours isn't as intelligent as you described her to be. If there's nothing else...See you later, Miaka." He then went off to the throne room.

"Hey, I thought Taka was supposed to come?"

"Uh.......*afraid to say she landed Taka in hospital too*"

"Never mind. Hey, who's THAT?"

"Nuriko! This is the-"

Nuriko rushed over and gushed, "How pretty! Oh...I heard you're VERY intelligent, ne? Any possibility of making me a woman?" (Nuriko has long hair again...)

The plot thickens...

Shiyo gaped awhile. "You're not a woman?" She looked at Nuriko intensely. Nuriko laughed, "Of course I'm not! *mutters* If I were, I'd have got Hotohori long ago...Anyway it's all Houki's fault, she stole him from me, that- Oh, never mind, can you make me a woman?"

"Actually...I can..."

Miaka and Nuriko screeched, "YOU CAN?!!!!" Miaka in sheer astonishment and Nuriko in sheer happiness.

"Uh...Yeah... In our planet it's very common, because people there like to play around with other identities... But it's just for fun, so it's not permanent."

"I DON'T CARE! Give the power to me~"

"Uh...Actually it's a potion. It will give you the privilege of changing your gender and after 24 hours, it will wear off. Definitely no side effects and you can't get pregnant or have any interco- Er, okay just remember you can't do anything NC-17. Got it?"

"Got it!" Nuriko rubbed his hands together in glee and said, "Can I have it now?" "All right. Hey, I brought two sets! Anybody else wants the potion? And no, you can't have it again you're only supposed to take it once a month to avoid getting a bad bout of 'flu. Not to mention other sicknesses...Erk. Anyway I can't bring it back, the expiration date is the day after tomorrow. That means it must be consumed today!" Nuriko got a mischievous glint in his eyes. "I know just the person who would want it...MUAHAHAHAHA!" Miaka muttered, "Oh no...He'll fry you for sure, Nuriko, trust me." Shiyo looked puzzled. "Huh? Elaborate." "Another day."

"Now, take this with water and stir carefully. It can be added with any fluid to dilute it but it cannot be drunk direct from the vials you'll die I don't know why." Shiyo then took a deep breath and continued, "Just remember, you'll change back in 24 hours. Okay?" Nuriko nodded with ecstasy and planted a kiss on Shiyo's cheek. "THANK YOU!" Then he ran off...

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"Hey Mi, who's the person Nuriko was talking about?"

"OH. Remember I told you about the guy who really sexist and hates women?"

"Uh-huh."

"That's the one."

"Ooooh..."

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An hour later Tasuki woke up, feeling...Weird.

Then there was another earth shattering scream which resulted in the poor birds flying out of the trees screeching again...

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Bird: Humans...

Bird 2: You can't do anything about it.

Bird: This always happens! Every time somebody screams, we're supposed to screech and fly out of our perches. EVERYBODY knows this scene. So why is it repeated...and repeated...and repeated...

Bird 2: It's a bird's life, you'll get used to it, young 'un.

-OWARI-

Author's Note: I KNOW this is lame, ok... Flames are UNwelcome, but as the title goes, "If Only..." So, it's my first shot one FY fan-fiction on FF.NET ...please forgive me. Next chapter, Chiriko~ Thanks minna.