Lois and Clark:

Lois and Clark:

The Stupid Adventures of Superman

Disclaimer: I don't own anything about this story.   I didn't actually write it in the first place either.  A friend of mine wrote it, originally as a script for a movie we were going to make, but we never actually got around to doing it.  I've taken a little creative license with it, taken out the commercials and stuff, but it's pretty much the same.  And, oh yeah, the characters don't belong to me.  They belong to DC comics, or the TV show, whichever.  It was based on the TV show, so think of Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher.  Wow, this is a long disclaimer.  Let's get to the story now.

"So, what have we got so far?"

Mindy Church, The Mad Scientist, and Jackson Luthor were all gathered together as the 'We Find Yet Another Way To Kill Superman Every Episode Committee' in their secret lair. 

"Well, frankly, we've tried everything… Kryptonite…" Jackson started.

"Someone always manages to save him!" Mindy interrupted.

"…A deadly virus from Krypton…" Jackson continued.

The mad scientist rolled his eyes.  "Ms. Lane's psychotic father found a cure."

Jackson went on.  "…Red Kryptonite…"

Mindy jumped to her feet.  "I don't even want to talk about Red Kryptonite!  Look everybody, I'm starting up Intergang again, and in order to do that, we're just going to hafta get Superman…"

"Dead!" The rest of them chimed in.

"Right!" Mindy exclaimed.  She started pacing around the room as she spoke.  "So we need something original."  She looked at the mad scientist.

"I dunno."

Mindy sighed and looked at Jackson.

"Ditto."

Mindy rolls her eyes.  "All outta ideas?"

Both Jackson and the mad scientist nod.  "Then I guess I'll just have to kill you."  She pulls a huge frying pan out from behind her back and bops Jackson over the head, but hesitates when she comes to the mad scientist.  "Mmmmm… I think I'll keep you, for a little while.  But remember, your life is in my hands, bub."