Invader Zim Meets Britney Spears
Chapter Three: What Became Of Wallace


Sugarbaby glared at the front steps of her skool. How much she loathed it.... SO much more than before. But recently it's become more than a place
to unfairly torture students. (If I have the REAL Gir living up the road from me) she grumbled, (Why can't I stay home and play with him?!)

The next thing Sugarbaby knew, it was lunchtime. "Huh...? how did I get here? Oh well." And she sat down to eat.

Before she could get too involved, she was suddenlt in science, her last unject for the day. "How in the world...? FIrst I miss my lunch, and now I'm in
science class?! WHY MUST THIS BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" She began to pound her fists on her desk.

Before anyoe could say anythi the bell rang and everyone, including the teacher, sped to their lockers, leaving the sugar-crazed hyper-nut in their
dust.

Sugarbaby growled. Her bus was late, her bestest friend was sick that day, and she had nothing to do. "I guess I'll walk home..." she thought.

It was a harmless walk, really. Instead of waiting for the bus, heading straight into the city for some chocolate. She entered the store, only to come
out with her hands full two minutes later.

A sleek, black cat watched her from around the corner. She sauntered out and began to rub Sugarbaby's leg, purring softly.

Sugarbaby got really excitet right then. She set down her purcheses and started to pet the cat. "Ohh, what a ky-ute kitty you are..."

The kitten said nothing, but instead began to munch on some of the candy. Sugarbaby looked on in shock. "A kitty that likes chocolate?!" Tiny hearts
surrounded her. "It's my dream come true..."

The cat gently licked her lips. "I'm not just a kitty," she said.

"And... she can talk...?" The wide-eyed girl watched in facination as the kitten morphed into a girl not too much older than herself. She had brown
eyes, brown hair, and wore a purple t-shirt with her black pants. Her hair was so shiny that in the sunlight, it appeared to have purple highlights.

"Yes," the kitty-turned-girl replied.

Sugarbaby clapped her hands. "OH! I remember now. My sister told me all about you. You're Invader Bast, right?"

The other girl nodded in reply. "Yup, but you can just call me Bast." Bast peered over to see what the candy-bringer had bought. 5 boxes of goumet
chocolate candies, 2 boxes of chocolate covered cherries, 10 bags of Pixie Stix, and 10 pounds worth of plain sugar. "You wouldn't be Sugarbaby
by any chance, would you?"

"How'd you know?"

"Lucky guess," Bast said with a smile. "Um... you're not going to eat all of those, are you?"

"Yes, but you can help yourself anyway."

"Thanks." The two girls walked some, snacking on some chocolate. "So," Bast asked, "How did we get here?"

" I don't really know. For one, I didn't know that ff.net authors were joingong together, and two, I usually leave that kind of thing up to
Ztarlight. She's better at thinking than I am."

"Really?" Bast inquired. "How so?"

"Well, I don't like to think. It cuts too much time out of my sugar-eating. And my sister can always say something and make sense."

"You don't make sense?" Bast asked, confused. "You eat sugar and get hyper all day long! What's not to understand?"

"dhfjJHAHjhsJHrui wfksdfsj!!!!"

"You're refrigorator's name is Purple Spaghetti?"

"YES!!!" Sugarbaby squeezed Bast in a hug. "Wow... Someone who understand my language!!"

All of a sudden, a brown-haired, brown-eyed girl popped out of nowhere. She was looking around nervously, as is she expected a big crowd and
didn't want one. "Hi there!" Bast called to her.

The girl looked up and smiled. "HI!! you two wouldn't happen to be hugely insanely Invader Zim fans, would you?"

"Yes," Sugarbaby nodded. "Yes we are."

"Goody. My name is Synia." she said. "And you are Sugarbaby, and Invader Bast."

"Wow..." Bast reaplied. "How'd you know?"

"I like to scare people."

Silence. Then Sugarbaby smiled. "Hi there, friend!! Let's go wreak havok!!"

"Hang on; we STILL don't know how we're in the same place in the same time." Bast looked around. "I could swear I know where I am, but this is
definately NOT my hometown..."

Sugarbaby grabbed Bast's wrist. "I told you; Ztarlight can figure it out for us. We just need to find her." And so they set off in search of the cyborg.