Invader Zim Meets Britney Spears
Chapter Four: The Sity Is Ours For The Taking
"Wow," Rose said when they arrived downtown. "I don't remember our city looking like this before, Ztar..."
"We're not in our 'city' anymore, Rose," Ztarlight answered.
"Great. Then where the frick ARE we?"
CryingChild explained for her. "You see, someway, somehow, through the parallels of space and time, our overly obsessive worlds have clashed
with ZimWorld. That is why Zim and Dib have moved to Ztarlight's neighborhood, and why we all go to the same 'skool', rather than seperate
'schools'. Does that help?"
Rose nodded. "It all makes very much more sense. Thankies."
The group continued to walk some more. The Slayer was on guard for more IZ Cast sightings, but she found another friend. "Hey," she said,
"Who's *that*?"
Across the street from them, right in front of the park, was a tall, slim blonde female. She wore a black and grey striped shirt, black pants, and a
pair of black kick-ass homicidal maniac boots. Ztarlight examined her. "If I didn't know better, I'd say 'Nny had come to life and decided to become
a girl."
CryingChild shook her head and smiled. "No, I think it's KidKourage!" She cupped her hands around her mouth. "Hey KidK!!" she called. "KidK!!"
The young woman turned to face the group. Her bright green eyes peered at them through oval glasses. "Hey... CryingChild?" She looked at all the
faces. "Ztarlight? The Slayer? Wow... you guys are here too?" KidK looked at Rose. "I'm sorry... I don't know you..."
Ztarlight stepped up. "KidK, met Rose, my bestest friend. Rose, KidK."
They shook hands. "Wow..." Rose said. "So *you're* the amazing KidK that Ztarlight has told me much about. I'd totally love to read you fics, but I
lack internet access..." She looked away.
"Ah, don't worry," Slayer said, patting Rose on the back. "One day, I'm sure you'll be able to get it."
"In the meantime," Ztarlight volunteered, "Just come to my house for it."
Rose smiled. "Okay!"
Another girl came running down the sidewalk. She looked younger than KidK, yet older than the rest of the gang. She had brown hair, brown eyes,
and was dressed entirely in black, her Celtic cross necklace swinging with every step. She wore a big smile as she ran with a huge parcel in her
arms. "Hey, KidK! I got the donuts! They--- hey, who are you?"
KidK gestured to the group. "Kat, these are some of the other authors from FF.net! Meet Ztarlight, CryingChild, The Slayer, and Rose."
"Actually," Rose spoke up, "I don't write fics, but I sure love reading them!"
Kat smiled with relief. "We're not the only ones..." she said to KidK.
"Guys, this is Kat23a - Kat for short."
At this time, yet another figure entered our scene. At first we think that it's Dib, but this person had blonde hair and blue eyes...plus it's a girl. "Hey.
HEEEY!!" She came running up, panting. "Guh... Ztarlight? Is that you?"
The young cyborg blinked. "Star?"
"Ztar?"
"Uh-huh..."
"SQUEE!!!"
"SQUEE!!!" Ztarlight gave the obsessive Dib-fan a hug. "Guys, this is Star. Star, meet CryingChild, Rose, The Slayer, Kat, and KidK."
"HIIIII!!!" Star squealed.
Rose looked confused. "Uhm... 'Star' and 'Ztar'... this might get weird."
"Oh, don't worry," Star said with a smile. "My friends call me Dib-spaz sometimes, but you can just call me Spaz."
"Welcome, Spaz," Slayer greeted.
"Thanx."
The seven were silent before Spaz spoke up. "So... what do we do now?"
She was answered with a long, loud, "HEY ZTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"
Ztarlight sweatdropped, for she recognized that voice. "Oh, no..."
It was the voice of Sugarbaby, Ztarlight's adorably cute and insanely annoying little sister. "Ztarlight Ztarlight Ztarlight Ztarlight ZTARLIGHT!!!!"
"What what what what WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"I got friends with me!" Sugarbaby held out an arm. "There's Invader Bast, and Synia."
"Hi," Bast and Synia replied.
"Hi! I'm KidK..."
"Ztarlight..."
"CryingChild."
"Kat23a, or just Kat for short."
"I'm the Slayer..."
"Rose..."
"HimynameisStarbutthatgottooconfusingwithZtarsomyfirendscallmeDib-spazbutyoucanjustcallmeSpaz..."
Synia raised an eyebrow. "Pardon me?"
"Hey Guys," KidK interuppted, "Why don't we listen to some tunes?" She turned in the radio which was sitting in her lovely lime-green car,
conveiniently located next to where she was standing.
/"This is Dummy Danny for WZIM radio, home of every music genre possible."/ The announcer gave a stupid laugh. "Anywayz, nows the time to
call in for your FREE tickets to see BRITNEY SPEARS in PERSON!!! It would be the most HUMAN thing to do!"/
"Ugh..." Bast snorted. "What kind of person would go to see *her*?!"
"Two kinds," Rose supplied. "Perverts, and little girls who think she's a good role model."
The ten girls shuddered. The radio announcer continued to drone on:
/"And we have a winner!! Congradulations, son, you've won tickets to see Britney Spears in person!!"/
/"Uh, yes. Erm... Wowie! Cool.... Thank you..."/
The ten crazy Zim fans exchanged glances and positoined their heads closer to KidK's radio. Was that...
/"And what's your special reason for wanting to see the Princess of Pop? Is it her shimmering hair? Her non-existent singing ability? Or her sexy
attire?"/
/".........I'm going because it's the 'human' thing to do."/
Ztarlight and CryingChild looked at each other with the same message in their eyes. They knew that voice...
/"And what's your name, lucky person?"/
/"My name is Zim. My name is one you should fear. And let me tell you, it won't be long before this ENTIRE STINKING BALL OF DIRT will know
and fear Zim!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"/
Silence from Dummy Danny. /"Uh, yes... okay, 'Zim'. Congrats on winning your tickets. And where are you calling from?"/
/"...............I'm calling from Earth, like a normal human../
/"Nono, WHERE on Earth?"
/".........................my house?"/
/"::sigh:: Nevermind, just drop by our station to get your prize."/
/"Alright then, I will take my normal human body to your little radio station, where I get my tickets to see my normal human concert!!!" MWAHA---"/
he was cut short.
Just down the block another familiar voice was heard. "NOO!!! *Zim's* going to see Britney Spears?! He'll KILL HER!!!"
The purple-haired girl sitting next to the screaming boy looked up from her videogame with vague interest. "Why do you even care? You don't even
like Britney Spears."
"...True, but Zim will do horrible stuff to her!!"
"So? She deserves it."
"NO SHE DOESN'T... okay, maybe she does, but I must stop Zim from hurting any form of mankind..."
Gaz picked up the cup that was sitting next to her and took a sip. "If Britney Spears died, you wouldn't be hurting mankind, just MAN." Bored with
the conversation, Gaz picked up her GameSlave and left.
Spaz couldn't conatin her excitement any longer. "DIBBY!!!" She threw her arms out and ran screaming towards him.
Dib turned. "Wha---AHHH!!!" He took off in the other direction, with Spaz on his [coat]tail.
"Wait, Dibby!!" Spaz yelled. "I love you, Dib! I worship you and your coat!! Can I touch your coat? Please say yes..."
Synia clenched a fist and growled. It was a long time secret that Dib was her fav character, but she would never admit it. And now Spaz was off,
having fun, *chasing* *Dib*. "Oh, what the hey..." (they were going to find out sooner or later anyway...). She ran after Spaz. "Hey guys, wait for
me!"
Kat pulled out her video camera. "Wow, this'll be something kewl to add to my collection. 'Dib being chased by fangirls - live and in person!' "
"AUTOGRAPH MY TRENCHCOAT!!!" Spaz screamed.
Dib was saved by Ztarlight and CryingChild grabbing the crazed Spaz and Synia. "Alright, you two..." Ztarlight scolded.
"Leave poor Dib alone." CryingChild finished.
"Easy for you to say. YOU'RE ZIM FANS!!!!!" Spaz and Synia screamed and pointed to them accusingly.
Ztarlight and CryingChild exchanged glances again and laughed nervously.
"What do we do now?" Slayer asked. "Zim's going to a Britney Spears concert."
"Simple," Ztarlight spoke up. "We do the same."
"What?!" Rose ran over, grabbed Ztarlight by the shoulders, and shook her violently. "How DARE you recommend that WE attend such a
DEGRADING performance?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?!?!?!?"
"Yes."
"Oh... nevermind, then." Rose dropped Ztarlight with a .
"So," KidK asked, "Just *how* would we get in the concert?"
Synia jumped up and down. "We could dress up as extra dancers!!!"
Bast felt her blood run cold as she envisioned herself in a Britney outfit.. "Two words: Hell... no."
"Well, it's not like we have much of a choice." Slayer noted.
"Ooo..." Bast pouted. "Fine. But only if you promise I get to help Zim kill her."
"I'll see what I can do..." Ztarlight sighed.
"Ooo! OO!! Let me help Bast. Please?" Kat asked. She pulled a HUUUUUGE baseball bat out of nowhere that said, "Da' Britney Basher" on the
side. "I promise I'll do good..."
"Hey, I'm helping too!" Synia cut in. "It was my idea that's gonna let us get into this eeeeeeeevil concert."
Sugarbaby frowned. "But when *is* the concert?"
"Guys, shh!" KidK turned up the radio knob.
/"...and remember folks, you still have ONE more chance to see BRITNEY SPEARS live in concert, tomorrow at 6 P.M. sharp!"
Spaz folder her arms and nodded. "That's it, then. At 6 PM tommorrow," she narrowed her eyes into slits,
"Britney will die."
Chapter Four: The Sity Is Ours For The Taking
"Wow," Rose said when they arrived downtown. "I don't remember our city looking like this before, Ztar..."
"We're not in our 'city' anymore, Rose," Ztarlight answered.
"Great. Then where the frick ARE we?"
CryingChild explained for her. "You see, someway, somehow, through the parallels of space and time, our overly obsessive worlds have clashed
with ZimWorld. That is why Zim and Dib have moved to Ztarlight's neighborhood, and why we all go to the same 'skool', rather than seperate
'schools'. Does that help?"
Rose nodded. "It all makes very much more sense. Thankies."
The group continued to walk some more. The Slayer was on guard for more IZ Cast sightings, but she found another friend. "Hey," she said,
"Who's *that*?"
Across the street from them, right in front of the park, was a tall, slim blonde female. She wore a black and grey striped shirt, black pants, and a
pair of black kick-ass homicidal maniac boots. Ztarlight examined her. "If I didn't know better, I'd say 'Nny had come to life and decided to become
a girl."
CryingChild shook her head and smiled. "No, I think it's KidKourage!" She cupped her hands around her mouth. "Hey KidK!!" she called. "KidK!!"
The young woman turned to face the group. Her bright green eyes peered at them through oval glasses. "Hey... CryingChild?" She looked at all the
faces. "Ztarlight? The Slayer? Wow... you guys are here too?" KidK looked at Rose. "I'm sorry... I don't know you..."
Ztarlight stepped up. "KidK, met Rose, my bestest friend. Rose, KidK."
They shook hands. "Wow..." Rose said. "So *you're* the amazing KidK that Ztarlight has told me much about. I'd totally love to read you fics, but I
lack internet access..." She looked away.
"Ah, don't worry," Slayer said, patting Rose on the back. "One day, I'm sure you'll be able to get it."
"In the meantime," Ztarlight volunteered, "Just come to my house for it."
Rose smiled. "Okay!"
Another girl came running down the sidewalk. She looked younger than KidK, yet older than the rest of the gang. She had brown hair, brown eyes,
and was dressed entirely in black, her Celtic cross necklace swinging with every step. She wore a big smile as she ran with a huge parcel in her
arms. "Hey, KidK! I got the donuts! They--- hey, who are you?"
KidK gestured to the group. "Kat, these are some of the other authors from FF.net! Meet Ztarlight, CryingChild, The Slayer, and Rose."
"Actually," Rose spoke up, "I don't write fics, but I sure love reading them!"
Kat smiled with relief. "We're not the only ones..." she said to KidK.
"Guys, this is Kat23a - Kat for short."
At this time, yet another figure entered our scene. At first we think that it's Dib, but this person had blonde hair and blue eyes...plus it's a girl. "Hey.
HEEEY!!" She came running up, panting. "Guh... Ztarlight? Is that you?"
The young cyborg blinked. "Star?"
"Ztar?"
"Uh-huh..."
"SQUEE!!!"
"SQUEE!!!" Ztarlight gave the obsessive Dib-fan a hug. "Guys, this is Star. Star, meet CryingChild, Rose, The Slayer, Kat, and KidK."
"HIIIII!!!" Star squealed.
Rose looked confused. "Uhm... 'Star' and 'Ztar'... this might get weird."
"Oh, don't worry," Star said with a smile. "My friends call me Dib-spaz sometimes, but you can just call me Spaz."
"Welcome, Spaz," Slayer greeted.
"Thanx."
The seven were silent before Spaz spoke up. "So... what do we do now?"
She was answered with a long, loud, "HEY ZTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"
Ztarlight sweatdropped, for she recognized that voice. "Oh, no..."
It was the voice of Sugarbaby, Ztarlight's adorably cute and insanely annoying little sister. "Ztarlight Ztarlight Ztarlight Ztarlight ZTARLIGHT!!!!"
"What what what what WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"I got friends with me!" Sugarbaby held out an arm. "There's Invader Bast, and Synia."
"Hi," Bast and Synia replied.
"Hi! I'm KidK..."
"Ztarlight..."
"CryingChild."
"Kat23a, or just Kat for short."
"I'm the Slayer..."
"Rose..."
"HimynameisStarbutthatgottooconfusingwithZtarsomyfirendscallmeDib-spazbutyoucanjustcallmeSpaz..."
Synia raised an eyebrow. "Pardon me?"
"Hey Guys," KidK interuppted, "Why don't we listen to some tunes?" She turned in the radio which was sitting in her lovely lime-green car,
conveiniently located next to where she was standing.
/"This is Dummy Danny for WZIM radio, home of every music genre possible."/ The announcer gave a stupid laugh. "Anywayz, nows the time to
call in for your FREE tickets to see BRITNEY SPEARS in PERSON!!! It would be the most HUMAN thing to do!"/
"Ugh..." Bast snorted. "What kind of person would go to see *her*?!"
"Two kinds," Rose supplied. "Perverts, and little girls who think she's a good role model."
The ten girls shuddered. The radio announcer continued to drone on:
/"And we have a winner!! Congradulations, son, you've won tickets to see Britney Spears in person!!"/
/"Uh, yes. Erm... Wowie! Cool.... Thank you..."/
The ten crazy Zim fans exchanged glances and positoined their heads closer to KidK's radio. Was that...
/"And what's your special reason for wanting to see the Princess of Pop? Is it her shimmering hair? Her non-existent singing ability? Or her sexy
attire?"/
/".........I'm going because it's the 'human' thing to do."/
Ztarlight and CryingChild looked at each other with the same message in their eyes. They knew that voice...
/"And what's your name, lucky person?"/
/"My name is Zim. My name is one you should fear. And let me tell you, it won't be long before this ENTIRE STINKING BALL OF DIRT will know
and fear Zim!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"/
Silence from Dummy Danny. /"Uh, yes... okay, 'Zim'. Congrats on winning your tickets. And where are you calling from?"/
/"...............I'm calling from Earth, like a normal human../
/"Nono, WHERE on Earth?"
/".........................my house?"/
/"::sigh:: Nevermind, just drop by our station to get your prize."/
/"Alright then, I will take my normal human body to your little radio station, where I get my tickets to see my normal human concert!!!" MWAHA---"/
he was cut short.
Just down the block another familiar voice was heard. "NOO!!! *Zim's* going to see Britney Spears?! He'll KILL HER!!!"
The purple-haired girl sitting next to the screaming boy looked up from her videogame with vague interest. "Why do you even care? You don't even
like Britney Spears."
"...True, but Zim will do horrible stuff to her!!"
"So? She deserves it."
"NO SHE DOESN'T... okay, maybe she does, but I must stop Zim from hurting any form of mankind..."
Gaz picked up the cup that was sitting next to her and took a sip. "If Britney Spears died, you wouldn't be hurting mankind, just MAN." Bored with
the conversation, Gaz picked up her GameSlave and left.
Spaz couldn't conatin her excitement any longer. "DIBBY!!!" She threw her arms out and ran screaming towards him.
Dib turned. "Wha---AHHH!!!" He took off in the other direction, with Spaz on his [coat]tail.
"Wait, Dibby!!" Spaz yelled. "I love you, Dib! I worship you and your coat!! Can I touch your coat? Please say yes..."
Synia clenched a fist and growled. It was a long time secret that Dib was her fav character, but she would never admit it. And now Spaz was off,
having fun, *chasing* *Dib*. "Oh, what the hey..." (they were going to find out sooner or later anyway...). She ran after Spaz. "Hey guys, wait for
me!"
Kat pulled out her video camera. "Wow, this'll be something kewl to add to my collection. 'Dib being chased by fangirls - live and in person!' "
"AUTOGRAPH MY TRENCHCOAT!!!" Spaz screamed.
Dib was saved by Ztarlight and CryingChild grabbing the crazed Spaz and Synia. "Alright, you two..." Ztarlight scolded.
"Leave poor Dib alone." CryingChild finished.
"Easy for you to say. YOU'RE ZIM FANS!!!!!" Spaz and Synia screamed and pointed to them accusingly.
Ztarlight and CryingChild exchanged glances again and laughed nervously.
"What do we do now?" Slayer asked. "Zim's going to a Britney Spears concert."
"Simple," Ztarlight spoke up. "We do the same."
"What?!" Rose ran over, grabbed Ztarlight by the shoulders, and shook her violently. "How DARE you recommend that WE attend such a
DEGRADING performance?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?!?!?!?"
"Yes."
"Oh... nevermind, then." Rose dropped Ztarlight with a .
"So," KidK asked, "Just *how* would we get in the concert?"
Synia jumped up and down. "We could dress up as extra dancers!!!"
Bast felt her blood run cold as she envisioned herself in a Britney outfit.. "Two words: Hell... no."
"Well, it's not like we have much of a choice." Slayer noted.
"Ooo..." Bast pouted. "Fine. But only if you promise I get to help Zim kill her."
"I'll see what I can do..." Ztarlight sighed.
"Ooo! OO!! Let me help Bast. Please?" Kat asked. She pulled a HUUUUUGE baseball bat out of nowhere that said, "Da' Britney Basher" on the
side. "I promise I'll do good..."
"Hey, I'm helping too!" Synia cut in. "It was my idea that's gonna let us get into this eeeeeeeevil concert."
Sugarbaby frowned. "But when *is* the concert?"
"Guys, shh!" KidK turned up the radio knob.
/"...and remember folks, you still have ONE more chance to see BRITNEY SPEARS live in concert, tomorrow at 6 P.M. sharp!"
Spaz folder her arms and nodded. "That's it, then. At 6 PM tommorrow," she narrowed her eyes into slits,
"Britney will die."
