An Extremley Odd Conversation
"Sirius, SIRIUS!" James whispered in the middle of the night. "Mummmf humf." Sirius said into his pillow. "Mummf mugmf." Remus answered. "Rummgf Gumf." Peter stated. "What are you people saying?" James asked. "Don't tell me you don't speak pillow James!" Sirius said in shock. "Jmfm smff!" Peter exclaimed. Sirius and Remus laughed. "You guys are crazy." James said. "You're the one who woke us up." Remus said. "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Are too!" Lily said. "Lily? You aren't supposed to be here!" James said. "You mean James is upset to find his girlfriend in his bedroom in the middle of the night?" Sirius asked. "Well at least I'm loved, where's your girlfriend." "Right here!" Susan popped up from under Sirius' blankets. "Oh my! Sirius Black has girls in his bed late at night!" James said. "And a Slytherin girl at that!" Peter added. "Whatever shall we do about this?" Remus asked. Peter pulled out a polaroid camera and snapped a picture. Then he handed the photo to James. "Blackmail." James said. "That is not fair." Sirius said, pouncing on James. "Lily!" James threw the picture at Lily who had to dive to catch it, as paper doesn't exactly fly straight. Sirius moved towards Lily. "Hey, no one touches my girl but me!" James said, grabbing Sirius round the ankles. Sirius tripped and fell. "Owie!" "Awww wittle Siwius is hurt!" Remus said. "Aw bugger off!" Sirius said back. "Sirius are you ok?" Susan asked. "Oh a Slytherin being considerate! Who would've thought!" Peter exclaimed. "First of all, I'm in Ravenclaw, and second of all, we should all be asleep!" "And you're one to talk? You aren't even in the right dorm!" Remus exclaimed. "I... I got scared of the owls so I came here. Sirius is a very good comforter." She said. "Oh Sirius, Sirius, comfort me!" James said in a high pitched voice. "That's why I keep hearing noises coming from his bed at 3 every morning!" Remus exclaimed. "You haven't!" James asked. "What makes you think I haven't?" Sirius countered. "You have?" He asked. "Have you?" "What?" "You know!" "I do?" "So you have!" "I have what?" "And you didn't tell me! I thought I was your best friend!" James said. "Well you never told me that you have!" "I have what?"
"SHUT UP!" Remus yelled. "First, what on earth are you two talking about? Maybe you could clue us all in here." Peter said. "Sex duh!" James said. "Sex?" Sirius asked. "Yes sex you idiot. What did you think?" James asked. "So have you?" James said again. "Have I what!" "You know." "OH!" Sirius said, "Maybe!" "Yes or No." "Well have you?" "Maybe."
"SHUT UP! James and I have." Lily said. "So have Susan and I!" Sirius said. "Good. Now everyone knows." "Knows what?" Remus asked. "That we have." "Have what?" "You know!" "I do." "You do!" "I do?" "Have you?" "Have I what?" "With who?" "Oh!!!" "I have." "He has!" "With who." "Mary Sue." "Mary Sue!" "Mary Sue what?" That was Peter who still hadn't caught on. "You know." Remus said. "Know what." "It." "What?" "Have you?" "Have I what?" "You know!" "I do?" "You do!" "Know what?" "It." "Oh!" "Have you?" "No."
"Well that was interesting." Sirius speculated, "Now that we're all on clear terms with one another, lets go to bed, shall we?" "Alright." Everyone crawled into their right beds, even Lily and Susan, and fell promptly asleep.
A/N That was...odd. Incase you didn't understand, they were talking about sex and Sirius and Susan did it, as did James and Lily, and Remus and Mary Sue, while Peter did not. K? K.
"Sirius, SIRIUS!" James whispered in the middle of the night. "Mummmf humf." Sirius said into his pillow. "Mummf mugmf." Remus answered. "Rummgf Gumf." Peter stated. "What are you people saying?" James asked. "Don't tell me you don't speak pillow James!" Sirius said in shock. "Jmfm smff!" Peter exclaimed. Sirius and Remus laughed. "You guys are crazy." James said. "You're the one who woke us up." Remus said. "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Are too!" Lily said. "Lily? You aren't supposed to be here!" James said. "You mean James is upset to find his girlfriend in his bedroom in the middle of the night?" Sirius asked. "Well at least I'm loved, where's your girlfriend." "Right here!" Susan popped up from under Sirius' blankets. "Oh my! Sirius Black has girls in his bed late at night!" James said. "And a Slytherin girl at that!" Peter added. "Whatever shall we do about this?" Remus asked. Peter pulled out a polaroid camera and snapped a picture. Then he handed the photo to James. "Blackmail." James said. "That is not fair." Sirius said, pouncing on James. "Lily!" James threw the picture at Lily who had to dive to catch it, as paper doesn't exactly fly straight. Sirius moved towards Lily. "Hey, no one touches my girl but me!" James said, grabbing Sirius round the ankles. Sirius tripped and fell. "Owie!" "Awww wittle Siwius is hurt!" Remus said. "Aw bugger off!" Sirius said back. "Sirius are you ok?" Susan asked. "Oh a Slytherin being considerate! Who would've thought!" Peter exclaimed. "First of all, I'm in Ravenclaw, and second of all, we should all be asleep!" "And you're one to talk? You aren't even in the right dorm!" Remus exclaimed. "I... I got scared of the owls so I came here. Sirius is a very good comforter." She said. "Oh Sirius, Sirius, comfort me!" James said in a high pitched voice. "That's why I keep hearing noises coming from his bed at 3 every morning!" Remus exclaimed. "You haven't!" James asked. "What makes you think I haven't?" Sirius countered. "You have?" He asked. "Have you?" "What?" "You know!" "I do?" "So you have!" "I have what?" "And you didn't tell me! I thought I was your best friend!" James said. "Well you never told me that you have!" "I have what?"
"SHUT UP!" Remus yelled. "First, what on earth are you two talking about? Maybe you could clue us all in here." Peter said. "Sex duh!" James said. "Sex?" Sirius asked. "Yes sex you idiot. What did you think?" James asked. "So have you?" James said again. "Have I what!" "You know." "OH!" Sirius said, "Maybe!" "Yes or No." "Well have you?" "Maybe."
"SHUT UP! James and I have." Lily said. "So have Susan and I!" Sirius said. "Good. Now everyone knows." "Knows what?" Remus asked. "That we have." "Have what?" "You know!" "I do." "You do!" "I do?" "Have you?" "Have I what?" "With who?" "Oh!!!" "I have." "He has!" "With who." "Mary Sue." "Mary Sue!" "Mary Sue what?" That was Peter who still hadn't caught on. "You know." Remus said. "Know what." "It." "What?" "Have you?" "Have I what?" "You know!" "I do?" "You do!" "Know what?" "It." "Oh!" "Have you?" "No."
"Well that was interesting." Sirius speculated, "Now that we're all on clear terms with one another, lets go to bed, shall we?" "Alright." Everyone crawled into their right beds, even Lily and Susan, and fell promptly asleep.
A/N That was...odd. Incase you didn't understand, they were talking about sex and Sirius and Susan did it, as did James and Lily, and Remus and Mary Sue, while Peter did not. K? K.
