Chpt. 2- Basics and academics

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1. Never walk, you must always run.

2. Leap a lot.

3. Constantly see how far or high you can jump, if you break or fracture a bone, ignore it and keep on leaping.
*tip: When one gets the need to run or do something active in band, just drop trumpet and procede to lean back in one's chair until one falls off stage.

4. Always run in a straight (sort of) line, no matter what is in front of you. If a solid concrete wall is ahead, go and (attempt to) crash through it.

left, east
V north, sky
^ south, ground

*note: Trumpets are superior to the band in all aspects of life.

True trumpeters must have a lower than 1.67 GPA.
F: fantastic
D: did better than average
C: could've done better, average
B: bombed
A: alto sax equivilant