Hello, everybody. Now I know that you are all wondering what the hell happens to Sakura...ne? Well this is the commercial. You see dumb producers, like me for example (I produced this fic didn't I?), decide that all of the commercials should go right at the best part...but I'm not that dumb. I really want those reviews regardless if you want to yell at me to hurry or to flame me. But you might like this commercial it's for the upcoming chapters and the sequel. Can you believe that you can have a S+S romance fic without Sakura?? Well if you want some minor spoilers. MINOR. Then read on. If I had major ones then there would be no point to reading the rest, ne?
The Return
Chapter 10 - and now a message from our characters.
Disclaimer: I've also decided to put the disclaimer in here cause clamp sucks!!! Not the anime part, just the part that owns CCS. Sadly it's true. I *sob* don't own it...
Behind the scenes with the stars
*The camera turns on and starts by looking at Sakura. At first she stares then she starts talking to the camera. *
Sakura: yeah I had a stunt double for that last scene. Can you believe that the writers won't even let me in on if I die or not! I wonder if this guy is actually Syaoran. He's so nice and handsome and no!!! I cant!!! I thought I loved Xiao Lang...no I meant to say Syaoran...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Someone help me!!!!!
*Sakura goes running back to her trailer to weep over her tragedy of a life. *
*The camera pans to the right to see Syaoran/Xiao Lang pouting in a corner. *
Syaoran/Xiao Lang: *sobbing* waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I just want my sakaarrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. W-why did they have to make my life so complicated?!?!?! I want my SAAAKKKAAARRRAAAHH!!!!
O...k...
*The camera continues to the right and catches the author talking to a reporter...*
Author: all I'm gonna say is when Xiao Lang walks out of the building he is greeted by all of his friends and even sees Eriol and Tomoyo who has tears in her eyes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... for Sakura her best friend??? HAHAHAHA...
*Camera backs away slowly from crazy evil author...then sees Tomoyo in another corner talking to herself... *
Tomoyo: I knew he was back...Eriol knew he was back...so why did I not tell Sakura...YOU!!! *Tomoyo screams at Eriol. Then chases him with a bat. * GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND!!!! YOU'LL PAY!!!
Eriol: no!! It was the author, she made me do it!!!! It wasn't me!!! NO!!!!
Tomoyo: BUT SHE DID IT ON HOW SHE THOUGHT YOU'D REACT!!! TELL ME TRUTHFULLY THAT YOU HONESTLY WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!!
Eriol: well...
Tomoyo: DIE!!! *She swings the bat at his head and Eriol collapses in a heap. * That'll teach you to mess with an angry girlfriend...oh hi there! *Waves at the camera. * What I was talking about you'll understand why I'm mad at Eriol for what he made me promise not to do when you read the next chapter. *Looks over at the lump and whacks it a few times just for good measure. *
Lei: why can't I have more lines?? Why did I have to be portrayed as evil...it's Jing who's evil. He jumped my Xiao Lang...although if that tramp ever touches him I swear I'll do more than just jump her, I'LL KILL HER!!! Now what was I saying?
Author: she's actually done more than just touch him...don't you remember the dance? The moonlight, the earthquake, her falling into his arms? It was magic...literally.
Lei: THAT WITCH!!!! When I see her I'm gonna RIP OFF HER HEAD!!!!! I'M GOING TO TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!
Author: but you cant.
Lei: WHY NOT!!!
Author: because if you kill off our lead then the whole thing will be tossed in the garbage... and then you wont get that kissing scene I promised you. *Wink*
Lei: oh yeah. I GET TO KISS MY BELOVED!!!!!
Author: *whispers* but it wont be with who you might think...hee hee hee hee AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Lei: what are you laughing at?!? *She glares at the author. *
Author: oh...nothing... *she smiles her evil Eriol smile* hehehe
*Camera pans to an angry Kero and Touya yelling at the director *
Touya: why the hell did you allow that gaki near my sister?!?!? Now look what happened...she falls of a collapsed building to die for sure!!!
Kero: yeah!!! And why didn't we get in this fic?!?! I wanna know that!!! And why don't I have any pudding left in my trailer???
Director: *sighs* Hopefully this all ends up happily and you two were only brought along because your Sakura is the star. Kero you don't have any pudding left because it's in your belly and we don't get restocked until tomorrow.
Kero: TOMORROW!!! I'm gonna die!!!
Director: And Touya...the 'gaki' is in love with your sister...he would die for her...
Touya: but still... he tried to beat her up when I first saw him, he's the world's biggest baka!!! *A mob of screaming girls attack him for calling Syaoran-kun a baka. *
Director: don't blame me I'm not the one who wrote all these bad things happening to you two. The author did...she's right over there.
*Touya and Kero turn to look at the author and together run at her*
Kero: MY PUDDING!!!
Touya: MY SISTER!!!
Together: DIE!!!!
Author: UH OH! TIME TO GET ON WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! *Runs for her life*
Enjoy the next chapter...and please review!!! Please!!!! I'd really appreciate it!!! Ok then... fine don't review...no!! Wait I want you're reviews!!! Please, please, review!!
The Return
Chapter 10 - and now a message from our characters.
Disclaimer: I've also decided to put the disclaimer in here cause clamp sucks!!! Not the anime part, just the part that owns CCS. Sadly it's true. I *sob* don't own it...
Behind the scenes with the stars
*The camera turns on and starts by looking at Sakura. At first she stares then she starts talking to the camera. *
Sakura: yeah I had a stunt double for that last scene. Can you believe that the writers won't even let me in on if I die or not! I wonder if this guy is actually Syaoran. He's so nice and handsome and no!!! I cant!!! I thought I loved Xiao Lang...no I meant to say Syaoran...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Someone help me!!!!!
*Sakura goes running back to her trailer to weep over her tragedy of a life. *
*The camera pans to the right to see Syaoran/Xiao Lang pouting in a corner. *
Syaoran/Xiao Lang: *sobbing* waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I just want my sakaarrrraaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. W-why did they have to make my life so complicated?!?!?! I want my SAAAKKKAAARRRAAAHH!!!!
O...k...
*The camera continues to the right and catches the author talking to a reporter...*
Author: all I'm gonna say is when Xiao Lang walks out of the building he is greeted by all of his friends and even sees Eriol and Tomoyo who has tears in her eyes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... for Sakura her best friend??? HAHAHAHA...
*Camera backs away slowly from crazy evil author...then sees Tomoyo in another corner talking to herself... *
Tomoyo: I knew he was back...Eriol knew he was back...so why did I not tell Sakura...YOU!!! *Tomoyo screams at Eriol. Then chases him with a bat. * GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND!!!! YOU'LL PAY!!!
Eriol: no!! It was the author, she made me do it!!!! It wasn't me!!! NO!!!!
Tomoyo: BUT SHE DID IT ON HOW SHE THOUGHT YOU'D REACT!!! TELL ME TRUTHFULLY THAT YOU HONESTLY WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!!
Eriol: well...
Tomoyo: DIE!!! *She swings the bat at his head and Eriol collapses in a heap. * That'll teach you to mess with an angry girlfriend...oh hi there! *Waves at the camera. * What I was talking about you'll understand why I'm mad at Eriol for what he made me promise not to do when you read the next chapter. *Looks over at the lump and whacks it a few times just for good measure. *
Lei: why can't I have more lines?? Why did I have to be portrayed as evil...it's Jing who's evil. He jumped my Xiao Lang...although if that tramp ever touches him I swear I'll do more than just jump her, I'LL KILL HER!!! Now what was I saying?
Author: she's actually done more than just touch him...don't you remember the dance? The moonlight, the earthquake, her falling into his arms? It was magic...literally.
Lei: THAT WITCH!!!! When I see her I'm gonna RIP OFF HER HEAD!!!!! I'M GOING TO TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!
Author: but you cant.
Lei: WHY NOT!!!
Author: because if you kill off our lead then the whole thing will be tossed in the garbage... and then you wont get that kissing scene I promised you. *Wink*
Lei: oh yeah. I GET TO KISS MY BELOVED!!!!!
Author: *whispers* but it wont be with who you might think...hee hee hee hee AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Lei: what are you laughing at?!? *She glares at the author. *
Author: oh...nothing... *she smiles her evil Eriol smile* hehehe
*Camera pans to an angry Kero and Touya yelling at the director *
Touya: why the hell did you allow that gaki near my sister?!?!? Now look what happened...she falls of a collapsed building to die for sure!!!
Kero: yeah!!! And why didn't we get in this fic?!?! I wanna know that!!! And why don't I have any pudding left in my trailer???
Director: *sighs* Hopefully this all ends up happily and you two were only brought along because your Sakura is the star. Kero you don't have any pudding left because it's in your belly and we don't get restocked until tomorrow.
Kero: TOMORROW!!! I'm gonna die!!!
Director: And Touya...the 'gaki' is in love with your sister...he would die for her...
Touya: but still... he tried to beat her up when I first saw him, he's the world's biggest baka!!! *A mob of screaming girls attack him for calling Syaoran-kun a baka. *
Director: don't blame me I'm not the one who wrote all these bad things happening to you two. The author did...she's right over there.
*Touya and Kero turn to look at the author and together run at her*
Kero: MY PUDDING!!!
Touya: MY SISTER!!!
Together: DIE!!!!
Author: UH OH! TIME TO GET ON WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! *Runs for her life*
Enjoy the next chapter...and please review!!! Please!!!! I'd really appreciate it!!! Ok then... fine don't review...no!! Wait I want you're reviews!!! Please, please, review!!
