Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for any extra characters I throw in here. So there.

In the year 195 A.C., people live in space colonies, spread throughout the universe. Yeah, yeah, we all know that. This is not a story of space, nor is it a story about the Gundams that once saved humanity from the disasters from war just because there were a lot of power hungry freaks running about. This is a story of a girl.

This was no ordinary girl; in fact she was kind of interesting. Not in the "she's an alien from outer space" or "she has psychic powers" way, but more of a "Vice Foreign Minister" way. Yes, this was a story about an event that happened to this young girl, which changed the people around her forever; not in a moving way, but more in a ridiculous sort of way. This girl's name was Relena Peacecraft.

It was an average day for Relena. In fact, a lot of days had been average for her, ever since the war ended. She was resting under a tree, enjoying the little free time she had before someone walked up to her and said "Hey! It's the Vice Foreign Minister!", or "You're the one who wanted peace, didn't you?", or "Did you know some frogs can change their genders?" These kinds of questions and comments irritated Relena, for she already knew that some frogs could change their gender.

As Relena continued to doze off under the tree she was sitting under, an apple fell from a branch that was right above her head.

When the apple had impacted with its target, Relena Peacecraft's head, it was then that Relena discovered the law of gravity.

A couple seconds later, Relena realized that the law of gravity had already been discovered, but it's just not used very often. A few seconds afterward, Relena had realized the answer to every question that had come across her mind, like "Where does Heero keep his gun?", "How do you hide a Gundam?", "Why do people state the obvious?", she even discovered the question to life, the universe, and everything. Unfortunately, a second apple struck her head and she forgot everything.