Dilemma Discovered!
Goku says: Boku-tachi wa tenshi datta! [DBZ song translating to 'We Were Angels']
Vegeta says: No, Kakarotto, we were ourselves until that baka onna switched us with the help of...HER...
Goku: Who's HER?
Vegeta: HER! ARCANINE! SSJ ARCANINE! THE AUTHOR!
Goku: Oh, right! I knew that!
Goten: *Pokes his head into conversation* Hi! Daddy, 'Geta-san? We have to start the fic now!
Both: *grumble* She always likes you best...
Goten: On with the fanfiction! An' maybe some pizza....?
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" demanded "Goku", who by now, everyone guessed was Vegeta.
"I don't know..." said "Vegeta" who was really Goku.
"WOW! There's another me!" said Chibi Goten and Chibi Trunks at the same time. "AHHH! It talks!"
"Maybe I can find a date..." said "Mirai no Trunks".
"Hey! Now I'll stop getting chased by all those fans of mine..." said "Goten".
"THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY ABOUT ME! I HAVE FANS TOO, YOU KNOW! I think..." said the real Goten.
Now remember...picture the wrong characters talking, 'cause then it sounds funny! :-) If I want Chichi to say something, I will say that Bulma said it, but now you'll know it's Chichi, got it? If that's confusing...I'll even put italics on it for no reason, okay? Good. Note: Chichi is not to be confused with ChichiX or Chichiri of Fushigi Yuugi. Or the Taco Bell chihuahua. However you spell it.
"OKAY, EVERYONE, SHUT UP!" said Chichi.
"But Chichi..." said Vegeta, who had not yet realized that everyone switched bodies.
"That's Bulma, Kakarot!" said Goku.
"I'm confused now!" said Chibi Trunks.
"So'm I." the other agreed.
"AS I WAS SAYING...SHUT UP AND I'LL EXPLAIN!" Chichi bellowed as loud as she possilby could, whipping out a large object with which to hit them with if they refused to shut up.
They all shut up. I wonder why.
"Anyway, I didn't mean for this to happen! I wanted to get Goku and Vegeta to switch bodies 'cause they never got along...I thought after they did, they'd finally stop arguing! You don't know how sick I am of hearing Vegeta every night in his sleep start trying to kill Goku..."
"I DO NOT TRY TO KILL KAKAROT IN MY SLEEP!" Goku yelled and an avalanche started where Tien and Chao-thingie were training. The next day, the newspaper headline was "Angry Guy Starts Avalance, Injures Clown and Mutant."
"I succeed in killing Kakarot in my sleep." he finished happily.
"This was stupid, you know...YOU COULD HAVE INJURED MY LITTLE GOTEN'S BRAIN CELLS!" Bulma yelled at "herself".
"He doesn't have many, anyway..." replied the so-called "genius" who had gotten them into this mess in the first place.
"Do you think we could stop yelling about nonsense and figure out how to change us all back?!" Goku demanded.
"Well, that was yelling..." remarked Goten.
"..." Goku 'said'.
"Actually, I was hoping that I could get the Dragon Balls to change them back, or change them first and then work on a way to turn them back." Chichi said.
"Aren't you s'posed to be really smart?" asked Chibi Trunks, "Can't you just use that cool thingie again?"
"Yeah...Except it needs 48 hours to recharge its power with radioactive materials." Chichi said.
"What's a active radio, Trunks?" asked Trunks.
"I think it means that it likes to run around." Goten said.
"Oh." Chibi Trunks replied.
"Actually, it's dangerous stuff-" Chichi began.
"So can we play with some?" asked Chibi Goten and Chibi Trunks simultaneously, though they didn't know it was simultaneous 'cause they didn't know about fun big words like that.
"NO!" Bulma yelled. "But now what?! We have 48 hours stuck like this!"
"I don't know about you, Kakarot, but I know what I'm going to do..." Goku said.
"You. Me. Fight. Outside. Now?" Vegeta asked.
"Of course."
"That was a rhetorical question."
"WHAT?! You...You said.....YOU SAID 'RHETORICAL'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE, ALERT THE NEWS! KAKAROT HAS LEARNED A BIG WORD! AGAIN! TWO IN ONE DAY! RHETORICAL AND MACHINE! Waitasec...isn't rhetorical supposed to be rhubarb? Isn't that a vegetable?" said Goku.
Madness, as I said. The fighting comes soon. I promise. But now...
(For a minute, let's pretend Chibi Goten and Chibi Trunks are back to 'normal' now, ok?)
"Hi, Son Goten here! And since my daddy's busy in Vegeta-san's body, I get to 'nounce the next part of the fanfic! The only two Saiya-jins left are going to have a big fun fight but before they can start, Bulma reveals...veal? Oooh, I'm hungry! Anyhow, Bulma says that the longer we stay as the other people, we start acting like them. AHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T WANT MY DADDY TO BE VEGETA! But it also makes everyone go insane!
The next chapter...Personality Changes, Body Changes, Does Anyone Have Some Change? A New Menace To Chikyuu!
Please review!"
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