Title: The Further Adventures of Randy & Joan
Author: his_luv_pet
Series: BtVS
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Codes: S/B-R/J
Summary: Answer to BAPS request/challenge for
something light to counteract the SpoilersOfDoom.
Disclaimer: ME got 'em, I luv 'em.
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"Randy...wake up!"

"Ughh...mmm...Joan?"

"Uh, like yeah."

"Whuh...*ahem* What happened?"

"Don't you remember?"

"I, well, I remember us...kissing?" *blush*

"You're blushing!"

"Didn't mean to."

"Vampires don't blush."

"They don't, do they..."

"You really don't remember?"

*Eyebrows waggle & The Sideways Look* "Do now."

*Her turn to blush* "It wasn't that good."

"No, luv, it was better, wasn't it?"

*Bigger blush* "Uh, well, it wasn't too terrible."

*Nuzzle, snog, nuzzle, stroke arm*

"MMMmmmmm...." *Rustle, rustle*

"Much better?"

"Shut up and kiss me, Randy."

*Snog, smoochies, kissage, little tongue-age, etc.*

"Oh, bloody Hell!"

"Mmm..ugh? What?"

"I remember!"

*Pout* "Now you remember!"

"But who was it?"

"You're telling me you don't know? I would've thought
you'd know this...She's like a million years old."

"She looked pretty good to me..."
*Punch...ouch...wrestle...snog*

"The Blue Fairy, you dork. Simple much?"

*Breathes in deeply, notices breathing, gasps*
"She said, 'Now you're a real boy.'!"

*Giggle, snog, wrestle, kissage, laugh, rolling, snog,
snog...you know ;)*