If Severus Snape Could Fly...
By DJ Verits
One day Severus Snape was walking along the corridors when he decided to be productive and invent something.
"Maybe a flying potion?" He wondered aloud.
So Snape ran into the dungeons to prepare the ingredients he'd try.
"OK so, a potion to fly...I'll need to combine a lightweight potion with a steadying potion."
(used when you're really sick or drunk to steady yourself. But in this case to make it easier to fly)
"And...What else? Maybe some boomslang skin just to spice it up! Oooh! And some mint! Taste is important!"
So Snape got all the ingredients into a big pot and cooked up a potion! It had to simmer
For a week though so we'll have to go forward into time...
* * *A Week Later* * *
"My potion is ready!" Snape yelled happily as he got a big spoon and started to try it.
"Wait! I'd better try it on something first!" he picked up the nearest living thing (which happened
To be Trevor the Toad) and poured some down it's throat. Trevor licked his lips and then began to float upwards.
"It works! Yipee!" Snape then ate some himself.
"Yum! Glad I added that extra mint flavour!" He started to drift upwards. He tried going a little
Higher. Then a little lower, then forward. Then he flew out of his dungeon and up to the Great Hall.
"Look Dumbledore! I'm flying! Yeah! I have achieved my ultimate goal! Whee!"
Dumbledore looked up from his lunch and smiled at Snape.
"I guess he'll finally be a happier teacher now! Neville won't have to be afraid anymore!"
"I'll never have to teach bratty kids any more! Yay!" Snape yelled, while circling the enchanted ceiling.
"What about us?" One of the Slytherins yelled upwards.
"Who cares about you? Hah! Ha Ha Ha!! Cya! wheeeeeee"
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By DJ Verits
One day Severus Snape was walking along the corridors when he decided to be productive and invent something.
"Maybe a flying potion?" He wondered aloud.
So Snape ran into the dungeons to prepare the ingredients he'd try.
"OK so, a potion to fly...I'll need to combine a lightweight potion with a steadying potion."
(used when you're really sick or drunk to steady yourself. But in this case to make it easier to fly)
"And...What else? Maybe some boomslang skin just to spice it up! Oooh! And some mint! Taste is important!"
So Snape got all the ingredients into a big pot and cooked up a potion! It had to simmer
For a week though so we'll have to go forward into time...
* * *A Week Later* * *
"My potion is ready!" Snape yelled happily as he got a big spoon and started to try it.
"Wait! I'd better try it on something first!" he picked up the nearest living thing (which happened
To be Trevor the Toad) and poured some down it's throat. Trevor licked his lips and then began to float upwards.
"It works! Yipee!" Snape then ate some himself.
"Yum! Glad I added that extra mint flavour!" He started to drift upwards. He tried going a little
Higher. Then a little lower, then forward. Then he flew out of his dungeon and up to the Great Hall.
"Look Dumbledore! I'm flying! Yeah! I have achieved my ultimate goal! Whee!"
Dumbledore looked up from his lunch and smiled at Snape.
"I guess he'll finally be a happier teacher now! Neville won't have to be afraid anymore!"
"I'll never have to teach bratty kids any more! Yay!" Snape yelled, while circling the enchanted ceiling.
"What about us?" One of the Slytherins yelled upwards.
"Who cares about you? Hah! Ha Ha Ha!! Cya! wheeeeeee"
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