Snape in California!

A/N: Well I don't know all that much about California or anyplace in the States really, (I AM CANADIAN so I don't learn that stuff) so I'll just make up some stuff and please don't flame me for making mistakes!



With his hair cooled off Snape was much happier. He took his hair out of the water and shook around like a dog. He walked out of the beach area (I guess Californians see weird stuff everyday!) And thought as he entered the city, "I don't think I'm in England anymore."

There was a really big hill as he turned away from the beach and it had something on it. (Can you guess where he is?) Snape squinted at the big shapes on the hill and saw that they said....Hollywood!

Now Snape, being very un-muggleish didn't know a single little thing about Hollywood. He did know his geography though and Hollywood was Inot/I in England and *NOWHERE* near Hogwarts. This was good thing though, Snape needed a holiday away from all the screaming kids at the school but he didn't really want to take it at a Muggle resort!

Snape began to walk down a big hill (with a sidewalk) to a giant building that had many people gathered around it. "A muggle attraction," Snape said with a sneer, "maybe I should check it out..." So Snape walked across the street and into the crowed of people. He accidentally bumped into someone.

"HEYYYYYYY!!! What are you doing yo- Severus?Severus Snape?" It was a lady about Snape's age that had obviously known him at some point.

"Ronnie?" Snape asked.

"Yes, it's me!" The lady-that-knew-Snape-at-some-point-named-Ronnie Squealed with delight. Snape broke into big smiles and hugged her lovingly.

"It's been so long! Want to have some coffee and catch up on the times?" Ronnie asked.

"S-sure Ronnie," Snape stuttered. They walked away from the crowd and went to the coffee shop two stores down from the crowded place.

Now, since Ronnie and Snape know what's going on, I think my readers should as well! When Snape was going to Hogwarts he was a little different than we know him. Even though I know there are Snape worshipers out and about, I'll just put this in the perspective that Snape is a mean old teacher. Well, Snape was in his 5th year and he was in a detention with the potions master at that time, he had to clean out the jars that suspended those nasty things that are in Snape's office now.

He had done something very very very bad. He had also got 50 points taken from Slytherin. Getting to the point he was finished cleaning *EVERY SINGLE* jar in the potions masters classroom and he was going to go to the Slytherin common room washroom to clean up when he bumped into a beautiful girl from Ravenclaw. Ronnie. Veronica actually. Snape was covered in slime and other indistinguishable nasty stuff and Ronnie was in nice and clean robes and looked as if she was coming in from the greenhouses. But she hadn't a speck of dirt on herself. Snape was on the floor gaping at the girl across from him when he realized that it would be gentlemanly to offer to help her up.

"Uh- uh...would you...um" He started, then he just stuck his hand out for her to grab. She grabbed it quite thankfully but Snape wasn't quite ready and was pulled down onto her.

"Ouch," she said. "Ah!! I'm sooooooooo sorry! I didn't mean...I...sorry can I-umm..." Snape wasn't sure what to do, he wasn't used to this kind of situation.

But Ronnie didn't respond, she just sat and laughed her head off.

"I-don't understand...what's so funny?"

Snape had asked. "Just HAHAHAHA just.. HAH! Nothing! Hey weren't you in my broomstick flying class in the first year?"

"Yeah I think so actually, Veronica was-is your name? Correct me if I'm wrong."

"Ronnie," She responded.

They hung out together forever...or at least for a month then Snape had the guts to ask her out. (being so nice and generous and pretty He wasn't sure why she wasn't already going out. Oh well) She said yes than they went out until the beginning of their 7th year Ronnie was a transfer to Beaubaxtons and they eventually lost contact. Snape was heartbroken.

Now! Back to the story!



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UPDATED: September 16th, 2001