If Severus Snape Could Fly Part 8

Japan is Now Meeting A Fate Worse Than Godzilla...

"So what'll this lesson be on Sev? A lesson in Japanese would help!!" Ronnie was not very happy...

"I can fly," Snape told Ronnie.

"You can- no you can't! Severus stop being stupid!" Ronnie yelled.

"Here drink this," Snape passed her the bottle that contained the flying potion.

"I'm not drinking that Severus," Ronnie decided.

"Fine!" Sev-agh! Snape I meant! Oops... said as he uncapped it and drank a few mL. He then started to float up.

"Flying potion?! What- where didja get that?"

"I made it," Snape said proudly.

"I'll have some then!" Ronnie reached towards Snape.

"Ah ah ah! You didn't want any before so you get any now!" Snape taunted.

"SEVERUS!!! GIVE IT NOW!!!" Ronnie roared.

"Ok, here!" Snape quickly handed the potion to Ronnie as soon as she gave him those 4 words. The ultimate woman weapon!

"Thanks!" Ronnie gulped a few times then recapped the potion and floated upwards, "here," she passed the bottle back.

"No problem."

Both of them started to float around an alley that looked a lot like the one in Hollywood! There were even some rats playing poker!

"Do happen to have an invisibility cloak on you Ron?" Snape asked as they floated around aimlessly.

"No. I don't tend to keep on around when I'm going for auditions."

"Do you audition often?"

"Ya, I was going to audition for a movie in a while if I didn't get the part in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'."

"Movie?" Snape asked.

Ronnie spent the next ten minutes explaining what a movie was to Snape. So we'll just fast-forward ten minutes.

"You havn't told me what you do for a living yet," Ronnie told Snape.

"Oh ya! I'm the Potions Master at Hogwarts!"

"How ironic! Hah ha ha! And you always sucked so bad at it! No offence!" Ronnie laughed.

"None taken, what do you do?"

"I'm a part-time actress and a back-up singer for 'The Hex's'" Ronnie said.

"That crap-er that rap group? You?"

Ronnie laughed, "Ya that crappy rap group. Except that they're not all that crappy and it's not rap either!"

(A/N: Think of them as...the magical *N Sync but one that 95% of people like in stead of the 30% or so that really do! LoL! [don't take offence to that if you are an *N Sync fan I was just using that as an example!!] Uh oh that can't mean anything good..lol)

"Oh, well I'm not all that 'down' with the groups these days, it's just that when you hear the kids blasting the 'tunes' at 2 AM you kinda give it a bad rap," Snape explained.

"Hmm maybe we should get off the subject. You're kind of starting to scare me..."

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A/N: Hope you liked that! :)

Disclaimer: Japan belongs to...I dunno...somebody? But not me and Hollywood belongs to the USA. Godzilla belongs to someone with a grudge against Japan. And A Midsummer Nights Dream belongs out of the textbooks and into the theatres! And also to Mr. W Shakespeare. Hogwarts, Apparating, and Snape and any other HP stuff belongs to JK Rowling. And *N Sync belongs to someone with lotsa money in the states.

I own the poker rats!