If Severus Snape Could Fly Part 9

Big Big Big and *N Sync

"So, shall we explore the wondrous sites and smells and sounds and such of Japan?" Snape suggested.

"That's a great idea. You seem very insistent about staying Japan Severus! Where to first?" Ronnie asked.

"How about that big building over there?" Snape pointed to a big building.

"Looks like a temple!" Ronnie gushed.

"Maybe it's a restaurant?" Snape licked his lips.

"Hm...I am kind of hungry let's go!"

They stopped flying and skipped merrily over to the temple/restaurant in search of a solid meal. The last thing Snape had eaten (A/N: eaten! not drunken) was the bugs that had been in his teeth while he was on the plane so he was quite hungry! (a/n: also, they skipped quite high because the potion hadn't worn off they couldn't just fly in public!)

"What's that sound?" Snape asked, as they neared the building.

"It's pretty loud, I wonder why no one else seems to noticing it," Ronnie responded, although not with the answer.

"Ahh! Look!" Snape pointed for the second time in five minutes at a big thing. Except this time it was moving, living, and...really, really big.

Ronnie froze, "it's Godzilla!!"

"Who the heck is Godzilla?!" Snape screamed.

"A giant lizard who seems to enjoy wreaking havoc on Japan every once and a while. I think he's done so a few too many times though! These people don't even seem to see him!" Ronnie exclaimed.

"Should we do something?"

"Like what?"

"Oh, I don't know...APPARATE MAYBE!?" Snape was close to wetting his robes.

"Well perha-" Ronnie was cut off because that's when Snape grabbed her arm and apparated.

They were somewhere else now. Who knows where? Perhaps we will find out... Yup OK we will! Because a sign with the name of the place they were at was right in front of them! It said: 'Welcome to Transylvania' and pictures of bats were flying around the words.

"Uh-oh...you idiot! Severus why are we in Transyl-freakin'-vania!? We're gonna DIE!" Ronnie spazzed, totally. This was not a good thing.

"I-I I'm sorry, I was to scared to think of where to go!"

"You may want to know that when you apparated to Transylvania out of fear than you end up in the middle of it and you have to get out of it on foot! No purposeful magic can be used! (A/N: meaning, if you said some spell without knowing it than it would work but not if you wanted it to work. Only the magic you don't want to work or don't mean to work works. Kinda like opposites! Y'know, and if you try to use magic than it will backfire!) I doubt there is anyone with fewer brain cells than you Severus Snape!"

Snape cowered next to the sign. He didn't see what Ronnie was staring at because that was behind the sign and he was looking at her and she was looking behind the sign!

"Wh-what are you staring at Ronnie?" Snape whispered.

"I think that I just did unpurposeful magic, Severus. I think I just summoned the people you have fewer brain cells than you!" Ronnie said, looking as if she had seen a ghost...a really interesting ghost. Like if you saw...I dunno Britney Spears after she had been dead for years an' years an' years. That would be interesting...Very odd....

"Well who is them?" Snape asked, not worrying about being grammatically correct.

"They...is *N Sync."

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A/N: Mysterious ending, no? Part 10 will be coming eventually!

UPDATED: September 16th, 2001

D/C: I don't own any HP stuff, *N Sync, B.S., Godzilla or the temple/restaurant which was really a retirement home filled with old people playing bingo and POKER! :)