By Nimmy
*Sonic is sitting on a bus, marvelling at the
sights of Nosgoth.*
SONIC:"Whoa! Cool scenery!"
KAIN:(is driving bus)
"Yes. Oh, before we return, how would you like a BITE to eat? You must be
ravenous.(i know i am!)...nyuk nyuk nyuk..."
SONIC:"COOL!"
KAIN:"Oh look!
another passenger! (and another victim no doubt...!)"
VINCENT:"I heard
that."
KAIN:"Hello passenger!....! *! I didnt say anything!"
VINCENT:"I
know. I can read minds."
KAIN:"Yeah. Me too....! Waitasec! You must be
a..!"
VINCENT:"Yeah."
KAIN:"Hey, welcome to Nosgoth, bro.*sniff*"
*They
hug*
SONIC:"HEY! whens it dinner time? I'm really hungry!"
KAIN AND
VINCENT:(advance on Sonic) "So are we..."
*suddenly, the bus doors bust
open*
KNUCKLES:"OI! Leave cutesy
alone!"
VINCENT:"Cutesy.....?"
SONIC:"Hey! It's bunnyki- er, hehe, I mean
its knuckles!"
KAIN:"Oh goody! Now we get one each!"
KNUCKLES:"Oops! Now
we're for it!"
*Sonic, Knuckles and Kain(following them) leap off the bus,
only to be skewered all at once on the sword of a mystery
figure...*
KAIN:"Hah! I cant be killed so easily! I - !! oh shit! right
through the heart! (goes all Harry Hill) What are the chances of that happening,
eh? (dies)
SONIC AND KNUCKLES:"..........."(die)
VINCENT:"Phew! good job
that was'nt me chasing them!"
MYSTERY FIGURE:"I would never skewer you,
Vince.."
VINCENT:"Hey, is that... oh Seph! my hero!"
*Leaps into Seph's
arms, Seph mounts a horse, and gallops off into the sunset to live happily ever
after.*
A little short, but still a funny little tale. Dont ask me why Sonic makes an appearance though...
