At the council of Evil People-

Ganondorf-I feel like caputring Princess Zelda

Twinrova-We can use her for a sacrifice

Ganondorf-Yes and we can get General Onox to capture Din

Twinrova-Yes hehe should I start the ceremony

Ganondorf-Hold on a second, ONOX!

Onox-What do you want I'm playin' Jacks

Ganondorf-Help us get Zelda and Din

Onox-No

Ganondorf-Yes

Onox-When I'm done, I'll think about it

Ganondorf-Twinrova gather my Henchmen

Twinrova-Um..........ok

15 minuets later

Twinrova-Ganondorf I have our men

Ganondorf-Good lets see what we have, some octorks some of those spider things and two skelaton knights. Hmmm good work this should do

Twinrova-Don't forget Onox

Ganondorf-That's right, Onox we're leaving

Onox-I still have ten Jacks to go

Twinrova-Forget Din we only need Zelda, plus nothing can stand in our way

Ganondorf-Yes nothing Mwahahah

Twinrova-What about Link?

Ganondorf-That's right how could I forget about Link. Seems we will have to redo our attack strategy.

Twinrova-Shouldn't these men be enough to take him down

Ganondorf-But he has all of thoses items

Twinrova-That's right, darn

Ganondorf-Wait! I just remembered something, every new adventure Link only has a sword.

Twinrova-That's right, we can pumle him when he is weak Mwahahahahah

Ganondorf-To Hyrule castle

At Hyrule castle

Link-Ahhh my life couldn't get any better

Ganondorf-You're right, but it can get worse

throws a pot through the window that smacks Link in the head

Link-Owww you're right, it can get worse, with ATT's new wireless phone

Twinrova-Dang he's good

Zelda-Link who was that?

Link-Some sales person

Ganondorf-CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

men proceed to attack the wall

Link-I told you we're not interested

Ganondorf-I think I chipped it

Twinrova-Mabey we should go to the door

Ganondorf-Hmm good thinking, to the door

Link-Great now their gonna try and force me to buy their merchandise

Zelda-Link I think someone is at the door, can you get it

Link-It's the sales people Zelda

Zelda-Ohh in that case I better fix some tea

Ganondorf-ATTACK HARDER

trys to break the door down but it doesn't even splinter

Twinrova-Mabey it's not locked

Ganondorf-Weez I'm getting too old for this

Twinrova-Look sir it opens

Ganondorf-What how come I didn't think of that

Twinrova-I think It's because you were in a hurry

Ganondorf-You octork go get Onox, in the mean time we can wait in the royal chambers

10 mineuts later

Octork-He only has 5 more jacks

Ganondorf-That idiot doesn't he realize that this is more important than a game of jacks

Link-Get out you can't bribe us with you dumb phone

Ganondorf-Phone? where did he get to him that we were selling him a phone?

Twinrova-He's a fool odviously

Zelda-Would anybody like some teaghaaghhh

Twinrova-Umm... master Ganon, you just killed the princess

Ganondorf-I did?

Twinrova-Great, now what do we do?

Ganondorf-We could leave and go to capture Din

Twinrova-Good idea

pulls knife from Zelda's throat

Ganondorf-Thank you

Link-Haha, I shallahaahaaa garggle

Twinrova-Hu, master Ganon, you just killed, the the Hero of Time

Ganondorf-Who cares lets go play jacks

Twinrova-ok

At the council of Evil People

Onox-Only two more jacks to go

Ganondorf-We're back

Onox-So soon, I was almost done!

Twinrova-We accidentally killed the princess, and Link

Onox-Well that's good news

Ganondorf-We're going to go get Din now, want to come

Onox-Sure

throws down all 300 jacks onto the ground

Twinrova- how long have you been playing jacks?

Onox-Since yesterday

Ganondorf-Ohh my god

smacks forehead

Hope you enjoyed the story, kinda short I applogize. I enjoy writing the script like content so expect more in the future. I have more stuuf coming out soon icluding a new script story. I'm looking toward a DBZ fic.