U and I Chung Normal Chung 3 52 2001-11-11T19:33:00Z 2001-11-12T03:15:00Z 1 544 3103 25 6 3810 9.2720

The blonde sat patiently on the couch, and waited for his lesson.

"Okay," Irvine began, "let's say, what would ya do on a date to a restaurant?"

Seifer looked puzzled, but answered him anyway.  "Well, I'd pick her up, take her to the restaurant, eat, and take her back to my place."

"No, no, no!" the cowboy proclaimed.  "Girls don't like it when ya take them to your house on the first day and do Hyne know what."

The blonde chuckled.  "Hey, aren't you a little hypocritical?  You do that to every girl you see."

"That's different.  I'm the Ladies' Man."

Seifer snickered and rolled his eyes.  "Yeah, yeah.  So, what should I do?"

Irvine laughed to himself.  "Heh, just…well, ya know, be a gentleman.  Bring her flowers, offer her your hand while walking."

"Whatever," the blonde sneered.  "So, what about my lines?"

"Heh, heh," Irvine snickered.  "Honestly, man, you're lines could kill ya.  Now, learn from the master..."

~*~

I live on my own, I have my own life, I'm 20 years old……and I'm single.  Quistis wrinkled up her nose at the thought of that while rummaging through racks of clothes.  "Why can't I have a boyfriend right now?  Am I really so hard to get?" she uttered to herself.  Spotting another selection of clothes, she walked to the rack.  I am so alone.  Here I am, searching for clothes for no one to please it with; only me.  I would've been steady with someone by now.  Oh Hyne, I need a man.  Not finding anything that pleased her clothing style, she walked out of the store and headed to another.

~*~

"Hey baby.  If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

Seifer laughed with amusement.  "What the fuck was that?  That pathetic line would work?"

"Hey, it worked for me.  Probably, it may work for ya," Irvine spoke back.  "Now, since we'd got this whole speech and actions concept over with, we'll work on the looks."

The blonde took a step back.  "What's wrong with the way I dress?"

Irvine stood in front of Seifer, examining him.  "Loose the trench coat.  You would look better off in black."

"Hell no! I'm not dropping my coat!! This coat meant a lot to me!!"  Seifer stepped back more and Irvine lunged at him. 

"I'm gonna change your appearance from head to toe if I had to tie you down."

~*~

Her dark peach boots made a clicking sound on the cement floor as Quistis wandered around the city.  She looked at the signs of boutiques and small shops. 

"Annie's Flashy Boutique, Just Nothing, Reveal…oh Hyne, these are not for me."  She walked on farther, until she arrived at a certain shop,  Simply Sophisticated.  Quistis grinned a little and walked in.

~*~

"Heeeyyyy, I look so fine," Seifer examined his reflection in the mirror. "Seifer, you stud, you."  Seifer turned in a circle to see his whole body.  "Hey, these pants don't make my butt look big, do they?"

Irvine stood there admiring his work.  "Seifer, don't go overboard or you'll end up making love to yourself."

"Hey, can't I admire how handsome I look?  Well, thanks to you."  Seifer walked over to Irvine.  "Thanks, man."

Irvine had rid Seifer of his tacky coat, and it took him a while to convince Seifer.  Irvine left Seifer to wear his black shirt, but changed his pants.  He switched it for black jeans, giving Seifer a more sophisticated look.

"Ya know," Irvine began, "you should die your hair black."

Seifer spun around quickly.  "What?!  Oh no, I'm not going to put some smelly shit on my head."

"C'mon, I guarantee you it'll look good on ya.  I'll even do it for ya."

The blonde crossed his arms.  "Are you kidding me?" 

Irvine grinned, grabbed Seifer by the arm, and locked him in the bathroom.  "I'll be back!"  The cowboy dashed out of his dorm and went to buy some hair dye.

"Irvine!!! Let me out of here!  You bastard!"